Borneo Montauk Monster Is New Genetic Abomination

February 20, 2009 5:17 am18 comments
Borneo Montauk Monster Is New Genetic Abomination

Good lord, I cannot believe this critter exists. I do not know what in tarnations those genetic scientists have been up to but hear you me, it was not anything proper or right. Now there’s a new creature that must have escaped from one of their labs in a place [...]

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Dolphins Get Stuck In Ice, Can Be Heard ‘Crying’

February 19, 2009 5:34 pm5 comments
Dolphins Get Stuck In Ice, Can Be Heard ‘Crying’

This is a sad story that still holds a valuable lesson, and in the end we hope that lesson is learned and the dolphins are saved.

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Women Can Now Tinkle-tinkle While Standing Up! Gogirl Urination Science Device

4:48 pm30 comments
Women Can Now Tinkle-tinkle While Standing Up! Gogirl Urination Science Device

The Item: GoGirl Female Urination Device for Travel and Active Women Feminists are rejoicing and liberal scientists doing backflips as a new device called the GoGirl has allowed the unimaginable: women can now go potty while standing straight up! “You won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one.” [...]

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Evolutionists Now Claim Birds Have Evolved Into Dentists!

2:11 pm13 comments
Evolutionists Now Claim Birds Have Evolved Into Dentists!

Now this is just preposterous and outrageous. As you know, there are several renegade scientists who have joined a sect form of science known as evolutionology. This scientific cult has been busy the last few weeks spreading all types of videos that use ordinarily cute animals, but force them to [...]

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Fertilized Egg Fetuses Are Human Life, Proof and North Dakota Bans Abortion

12:27 am18 comments

49,551,703 This is the number of people who have been murdered since the tragic Roe v Wade decision in 1973. It is time to stand up and say no more. Morality reigns supreme in America today as North Dakota has banned the sin of abortion. Today the good people in [...]

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Techno Music Infects Girl With Strange Spirit

February 18, 2009 6:40 pm21 comments
Techno Music Infects Girl With Strange Spirit

The following disturbing video shows just how dangerous music can be to the minds of our youth. As you know one of Satan’s favorite things to do is inspire musicians to create works that will infect the minds of your children with all sorts of evil spirits. The most common [...]

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Crazy Travis The Chimp Attacks Woman

February 17, 2009 10:25 am3 comments

Stamord, Connecticut – Shock and awe fill a local community as a once beloved pet and local attraction, named Travis the Chimp, brutally unveiled its savage side and nearly savaged a woman to death. The woman is still in critical condition from the very horrible attacks from the chimpanzee, a [...]

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Dog Walks Like A Human In Latest Evolution Propaganda Video

5:04 am10 comments

You know, this is now going overboard. For the last few weeks we’ve been catching these evolutionist scientists creating a string of propaganda videos, where they are trying to convince people that animals are evolving right before our very eyes. Last week we had the monkey eating an apple, just [...]

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Creationism – The Truth About Dinosaurs, Evolution and the Bible

February 15, 2009 7:58 pm18 comments
Creationism – The Truth About Dinosaurs, Evolution and the Bible

As I travel nationwide to deliver lectures about creationism and its ties to evolution, one of the most brought up questions is that of dinosaurs. Indeed, how do these mysteriously placed ‘fossils’ fit into the facts of creationism? Typically, these questions are wielded by wild-eyed atheist college students, whose rudimentary [...]

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Happy 200 Birthday Charles Darwin, You Terror Loving Lunatic February 12 2009

February 12, 2009 11:54 am17 comments
Happy 200 Birthday Charles Darwin, You Terror Loving Lunatic February 12 2009

As many of you are well aware, today is the 200th birthday celebration of one of the most evil, perverse men in history; Charles Darwin. Truly, each year February 12 brings tidings of glory to the dark hearts of liberals who celebrate this man who is the father and author [...]

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The Scary Japanese Robot Threat to America, Earth

February 11, 2009 8:49 am19 comments
The Scary Japanese Robot Threat to America, Earth

As you know, Japan is currently a hotzone nation, that is a region where the people are full of promise but lack the light to show them the way to morality. There is a battle between good and evil for the minds within Japan. During my last mission trip to [...]

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Science Mystics Enable Nonworking, Unmarried Mom to Have Octuplets

5:53 am11 comments
Science Mystics Enable Nonworking, Unmarried Mom to Have Octuplets

This past week I am sure that many of you heart the story of a woman named Nadya Suleman. Through unknown magical evolution rituals and invocation of magics, a cult of scientists were somehow able to let her become pregnant with eight little babies all at once. Though the babies [...]

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The Immoral BJ Radio Show Mocks ChristWire

5:29 am25 comments
The Immoral BJ Radio Show Mocks ChristWire

The liberals on the infamous BJ Radio Show made haha-hooey over a very serious piece in which our esteemed colleague Jack Gould reviewed a new very serious threat to our society. The threat of course was the CyberDildonic robot device, which is a prototype device evolutionary scientists eventually plan to [...]

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Exposing The Lies of Evolution – The Little Bombardier Beetle That Defies Evolution

February 8, 2009 8:01 pm41 comments
Exposing The Lies of Evolution – The Little Bombardier Beetle That Defies Evolution

In all the world, there is one animal that evolutionary scientists hate above all: the bombardier beetle. The bombardier beetle is a truly fearfully and wonderfully made creation whose simple existence puts to shame one of the biggest lies strict secular evolutionary scientists have tried to force into your society, [...]

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Mrs. Bobbie Teaches Us How To Use New Site and Our Computer

February 3, 2009 8:32 am6 comments

Our good friends up at SIBI/Sunset CC have just set up a great new site community that you should definitely visit. The most awesome aspect of the site is that their site system administrator, Johnathan, recruited the dear Mrs. Bobbie to explain the ends and outs of using the new [...]

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