February 3, 2009 5:43 am
Evolutionists cajole this poor, innocent monkey into wearing a dress photo credit: jimpg2 The crazy evolutionists are at it again, as this time it seems their monthly agenda is focused upon creating videos and images that feature really cute animals. Last week the cult of crazed scientists released images of [...]
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February 2, 2009 10:20 am
photo credit: spakattacks Today pagans and evolutionists are celebrating Groundhog Day, the day where they ask if the possessed Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. According to evolution science, the Puxtony groundhog species is immortal and is able to discern the next year’s trend of weather patterns. They claim that every [...]
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February 1, 2009 11:36 am
Hello, good friends. Joe Reagan here and one question is on my mind today. Why do vegans hate nature? Humanity has long been plagued by many rogue elements. The most dangerous and harmful of these are extremists: NAZIs, feminists and false-religious zealots. You get the idea. Of all foul extremists, [...]
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January 31, 2009 12:55 pm
Today you may have noticed that your Google Search results all displayed one message: This Site May Harm Your Computer. Such is the Malware warning given to sites usually crafted by those who would want to infect your computer will all sorts of internet viruses and badware. These electronic pathogens [...]
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January 29, 2009 8:39 pm
Today scientists released the following photo of two puppies that they have cloned. Appearances aside, remember this: the puppies are evil. Their purpose is sinister and their existence is an abomination to natural order. Scientists are employing new forms of propaganda to further their agenda of human cloning, a trademark [...]
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9:44 am
photo credit: Dano Last week we learned that the Peanut Cooperation of America had to recall their typically delicious peanuts, as they were infested with agents of biological harm such as Salmonella. The dangerous peanuts are from their Blakeley, Georgia, plant but the PCA has now recalled all their peanuts [...]
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January 26, 2009 4:19 pm
The cult of crazed evolutionists is at it again, this time heralding their dark lord Hussein Obama by saying his inauguration was such an important event that even ALIENS were caught in attendance. As we all know, there is only place in this vast universe were life exists and that [...]
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January 13, 2009 10:49 am
The Item: RealTouch Cyberdildonic Device Science has finally done the unthinkable and created the prototype for the unimaginable act of robot sex. Yes, friends, the natural end result of allowing the homogay agenda and beyond is finally reaching its natural progression; human beings ‘procreating’ with machines. This abomination to life is [...]
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January 5, 2009 8:27 am
One of the most breathtaking aspects of life on Earth is the wonderful diversity we see within the flora and fauna of our biosphere that was crafted by the hands of God in six days. Now those who do not subscribe to Creationism scoff at the idea of a universal [...]
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January 2, 2009 5:32 am
In more proof that modern scientists are bogus and with little merit, British researchers are now claiming that playing fetch with your dog is bad and leads to premature death for your pooch. As reported by the Daily Telegraph: Dan Brockman, a professor of small animal surgery at the Royal [...]
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