Not content to be Godless heathens, some degenerate homogays have started to twist the bible to support their disgusting lifestyle.

Beinjing, China – Shock and awe tactics have been delivered by God today, as he grows tired of the Chinese Empire slowly crippling the American dollar. Chinese Dictator Bolo Yung has already called America repeatedly, begging to negotiate and accept China’s role as a pet country of America. The enormous mushroom [...]

Over the last year Topeka, Kansas, has repeatedly proven itself to be the Christian backbone of America: it denied the liberals at Google from renaming the city Google, it has allowed husbands the right to rule their wive swith gentle, loving taps of disciplinary affection and most recently, it has [...]

Buy a zombie proof condo to keep from all the terrifying bath salt zombies popping up.

Shock and horror continues to fill the streets of Miami.  Children have been pulled from summer school and men are fastening the shutters to their homes shut with 2 x 4s.  Women can only hope that their families are not the next to be victimized in what we in the media [...]

South Beach Towing Company in Miami was accosted by a slew of wide-eyed zombies in the early AM hours.   Last reports cite a woman named Berneice was fighting the zombies off with a large crowbar as her colleagues prepared to flee the facility.  This footage will be shown on TruTV and the [...]

Several days ago I started my new campaign to teach everyone about mermaids.  Much like vampires, unicorn womens and a zombies, mermaids are very real creatures that Satan made by stealing God’s DNA and mixing around with other animals.  In essence, Satan was Earth’s first ‘genetist’ or ‘atheist scientist’. To get [...]

Holly Mornser, a new mermaid species created by crazed atheist superscientists.  These superscientists are trying to play God and prove the ‘big bang’ by creating lust mermaids with giant fish tunnel sinslits to convince men that it’s natural to lust outside the boundaries of natural order. My anger is kindled [...]

God woke up early today so that he could shut out the Sun. As you read this article, God has a group of angels en-route to the sun to hold a giant circular shaped holy drape right over it. This drape was sewn by the skilled hands of Mother Mary [...]

This story is simply amazing and fantastic.  A paralyzed woman has successfully moved a robot with only her mind.  In the following video, you will witness a robot that responds to brain control. In the United States alone, nearly 260,000 people are living with debilitating spinal cord injuries. When considering [...]

Crazed evolutionists have now created a zebra ant. This creature is now running across the plains of Africa and destroying all the beautiful nature. Salt-water crocodiles have been seen eaten hole. One village reports that a herd of zebra ants was seen running down and mauling a pride of poor [...]

The Facebook “Who Has Viewed Your Profile” is  an app and is not real. If you see it come up on your wall, do not click it. Just ignore it and keep on with your day.  There is no way to track who has viewed your profile on Facebook.

People try to claim cats are not vicious people eaters, yet we continue to find more evidence proving to the contrary. In this shocking video, parents are left horrified and shaking as a female lion wildly slashes at a think layer of glass in efforts to eat a baby. You [...]

As America continually grows as a more dangerous place, we need to enable our police to have better weapons in which to protect us.  The National Police Force Initiative, launched by President George W. Bush after 9/11, has annoucned a SWAT Secret Weapon Robot upgrade that will send all our [...]

Question:  The Gay Community has finally asked us, “Is God Preventing A Cure for Aids?” Answer:  It is written, all disease is a judgment from God.  Before the sin of Eve, Earth was pure and without err.  Man was meant to be eternal.  Food was grown by God himself.  There [...]