April 27, 2012 1:11 am
Atheists are now trying to claim that Godzilla actually existed, announce they have discovered the “Godzillus Fossil”. Plan to reveal fossil at Dinosaur Exhibit in Topeka, KS. Only a week after they were busted for creating the armored catfish that’s now mauling grown men and destroying Florida’s ecosystem, atheist scientists [...]
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April 26, 2012 12:00 pm
A Swiss newspaper named Tages-Anzeiger reports that a woman actually tried to live off sunlight. Her goal of attaining a sunlight diet was part of a spiritual quest that required the woman to give up eating or drinking, instead just soaking up the Sun and its magnificent rays. Unfortunately, she [...]
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April 24, 2012 1:39 pm
If atheists cannot respect the Creator, then how can they respect the Creation? When we look around our world and see how animals are being abused, the environment polluted and ecosystems ruined, we have to wonder where did it all go wrong. When did humans really start to show such [...]
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10:16 am
Pack of stray cats force tourists to hide in a random wildlife transport and beg for their lives. These tourists were never seen again. Cats are manipulative beasts who would gobble you up given the chance. You may think when you lay down and your little cat kneads your chest, [...]
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April 23, 2012 6:04 pm
In their latest bid to prove evolution, a group of atheist scientists are now to blame for great destruction in Florida’s fragile ecosystem. The scientists unleashed a monstrous, lab-created armored catfish into the wild only months ago. Unknown to the general public, the plan to release the catfish into the [...]
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April 22, 2012 11:05 am
The spectacular Lyrid Meteor Shower 2012 is a great fireworks show in the heavens. But does it have cultural and militaristic implications for America. Chuck Reagan investigates. video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player The Lyrid Meteor Shower 2012 was unlike any other, as the backdrop for it was a new moon. [...]
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10:45 am
US Fighter Pilots successfully test America’s first space warship. The Reagan-Class vessel US-DAPPA (United States-Death Aerial Positron Propulsion Aircraft) can travel over 13,000 miles per hour, has a nearly endless energy supply based on positronic fusion propulsion and carries a stealthy nuclear payload able to destroy a city with one [...]
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April 17, 2012 5:47 pm
Dear Stephenson, My daughter has been very secretive lately. She moved to New York City to become an actress 3 years ago and now has all this money for designer clothes. Problem is she’s not telling me anything about her life! She’s says she’s working as a “intern” whatever that means and I just find it hard to believe. She’s pretty and sharp minded but she’s just not the sort of girl that can be one of those high power woman types. Frankly I have no idea what she’s really up to. Can you help?
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April 14, 2012 2:27 pm
God is angry! A tempest broods over all America! For God is trying to clear his air of fecal inqiuties! In his nostrils, the scent of briskly rubbed flesh oils and musked lilac sheets remind him one thing: America is allowing gay marriage! God’s temper is flared! God blows his [...]
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April 12, 2012 6:32 pm
Every day we seem to read yet another headline about a pit bull mauling an infant or a policeman. They are the most dangerous wild animal allowed to roam our neighborhoods freely. They will lurk anxiously in alleyways and public parks, just waiting for that perfect moment to spring an attack on an innocent elderly person. They terrorize and terrify. Worse still, the type of person who owns such a dog is himself fanatical, untrustworthy and brutal. He will defend his so-called “right” to possess a lethal creature and use it at will. We truly have a critical canine situation in America that needs to addressed but sadly, Barack Hussein Obama’s aesthetic of “If it feels good, do it” is just too addictive for the liberals in our local legislatures.
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April 8, 2012 7:54 pm
Theological teaching mandates that sin only exist when personal choice also exists. So if one’s sexual orientation is not chosen, then it cannot be a sin. Today the Catholic position on homosexuality is conflicted. The Church now accepts that homosexuality is natural and biological, but argues it’s still a disorder
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6:42 pm
For years one of the biggest scientific projects of the Democrats has been transgender speciation. In this process, Democrats plan to make normal people more friendly to dangerous things like evolutionary teaching and gay marriage sodomeducation being taught in our public schools. Radical democrats are crafty. They know the majority [...]
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1:04 pm
In a fitting display of coincidence, the world’s largest bunny was named this Easter 2012. The bunny’s name is Darius, a name more fitting for the anti-American villains in 300. This bunny is not terrorist, however, but a 4 foot 4 inch furball that is capturing the hearts of many. [...]
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April 7, 2012 3:04 am
Does your child spend too much time alone in the bedroom? Has he or she begun experimenting with unusual fashions, loud music and adult language? Have you noticed intense emotional demands for privacy and advances on allowance money? Do you worry about new friends who might be too mature or using drugs? Has your teen “paired off” with someone in a way that makes you suspect abnormal sexual activity?
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April 6, 2012 4:09 am
The Secret life of Bees forced to live in shame is a growing concern in America. ChristWire field reporter and environmental scientist Abe Goodman has done extensive research on the recent rise of honey bee deaths on the Eastern seaboard of America. To date, over 800 million honeybees have mysteriously [...]
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