From the people who brought you the Pontiac Aztec and the most liberal site on the internet, a new design for the Jeep The html designers behind the socialist website Reddit.com somehow won a bid to design the new 2014 Jeep. Consumer response to the 2014 Jeep has been nothing [...]
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First American Space Lesbian Dies Before Gay Marriage Is Legalized
In a very close call for American society and world civilization, America’s first lesbian in space, Sally Ride, has...
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Topeka, Kansas Releases Gaydar Machines To Protect College Students
Over the last year Topeka, Kansas, has repeatedly proven itself to be the Christian backbone of America: it denied the...
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ChristWire Kansas’ Zombie Proof Condos Sell Out, Protect Families from Bath Salt Zombie Plague
Our dear old friend Governor Sam Brownback and our headquarter officers in Concordia, Kansas, are pleased to announce...
Facebook Who Has Viewed Your Profile App is Virus, Is Not Real
The Facebook “Who Has Viewed Your Profile” is an app and is not real. If you see it come up on your wall, do not click it. Just ignore it and keep on with your day. There is no way to track who has viewed your profile on Facebook.
Read more ›God Upgrades America’s Air Force with 13,000 MPH Orbital Death Glider (DARPA)
US Fighter Pilots successfully test America’s first space warship. The Reagan-Class vessel US-DAPPA (United States-Death Aerial Positron Propulsion Aircraft) can travel over 13,000 miles per hour, has a nearly endless energy supply based on positronic fusion propulsion and carries a stealthy nuclear payload able to destroy a city with one [...]
Read more ›High Tech Ninja Turtle Robot from 1992
This video displays a Ninja Turtle Robot from 1992. What’s shocking is that in a time period where computers struggled to run Windows 3.1 and the BSOD was still infantile, this robot somehow looks just as advanced as any other stuff we’ve created some 20 years later.
Read more ›DIY – How To Connect Netflix, Hulu Plus and Pandora to your HDTV
If you’re looking for a quick way to have targetted entertainment for your busy family, specialized content on websites like Netflix and Hulu Plus are great solutions. After this quick DIY you will be able to connect your HDTV to Netflix, Hulu Plus or Pandora. Netflix offers unlimited access to [...]
Read more ›Best Buy Closings – Electronic Technology Giant to Close 50 Stores Nationwide
Yet another great American store has fallen victim to President Obama’s anti-capitalist policy. Retail giant Best Buy closings are the fault of Obama and will affect every single American. The sell of consumer technology should be easy in America, yet Best Buy is going to have to close all these [...]
Read more ›Apple Unveils AIRE Mask, Your Breath Can Now Power Your iPhone, Tablet, or iPad
New AIRE Mask and Smartphone uses wind power from the lungs to keep personal electronic devices charged and operating. We’ve all faced it, the agonizing point in time we’re in mid-conversation on our phone that’s facing battery asystole. After several weak beeps and a depleted, red battery symbol later, men are [...]
Read more ›Computer Games: Bootcamps of the Dark Lord
As we venture full throttle into the 21st Century my friends, i worry at the state of our world and especially the future of it. Fifty years ago the world was a very different place. Respect was rampant, pollution was rare. But the ever expanding Digital Age has put our [...]
Read more ›iPad 3 Unveiled on March 7th – New Porn Aps Guaranteed to Drive Sales
But Apple executives have issued a statement advising parents that youngsters will not be able to access any porn sites because of Apple’s built-in feature that asks if the user is 18 years of age or older. By clicking on YES only adults will have access to adult websites. When a youngster clicks on NO all adult sites will be automatically blocked from that user.
Read more ›Japan’s Latest “Sin-Tech” Technology Floods US Markets inside Child-Predator Rape Dolls!
“the soulless Japanese continue to advance their global sexploitation releasing the new 2012 models equipped with hi-tech robotics and Japan’s latest breakthrough technology known as “Sin-Tech.”
Read more ›@KarlRove You Better Watch Your Back… I’m on Twitter Now!
I know exactly who you are Karl Rove and this is no idle threat. As the chief architect of George Bush’s dramatic rise to power, you had an incredible role in shaping the direction of this nation over the last decade. You brought Conservative Evangelicals to the forefront and gave [...]
Read more ›CES: Convention of Evil and Satanism
The time has come again for the CES, the Consumer Electronics Show or the Convention of Evil and Satanism expo as we know it here in the Lord’s presents. Thousands of atheist nerds descend upon hell on earth or Las Vegas if you will, to take part in the worship [...]
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