Halo, the Videogame That Trains Your Teens to Fight for the Nietzschean New World Order

January 8, 2012 7:48 pm85 comments
Halo, the Videogame That Trains Your Teens to Fight for the Nietzschean New World Order

We will not be discussing the criminal levels of violence so common in computer games today. We will not be discussing how the creators of Halo have taken this to a new level, preying on children’s insecurities to offer than an outlet through the scope of a futuristic rifle. We [...]

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The 10 Most Disgusting Video Games Your Child May Be Secretly Hiding From You

November 28, 2011 7:32 pm131 comments
The 10 Most Disgusting Video Games Your Child May Be Secretly Hiding From You

Computer games: they’re not just for awkward and apathetic teens anymore. In recent years, addictive video gaming has become very popular with children from as young as 5 to as old as 25. It has hit families from all creeds and all socio-economic backgrounds. For Christian parents, the challenge has [...]

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URGENT! Sign the White House Ban on the Dangerous Video Game “SkyRim“

November 24, 2011 8:06 pm295 comments
URGENT! Sign the White House Ban on the Dangerous Video Game “SkyRim“

This is a vital appeal to all those who are concerned for the safety of children in America today. Recently, shocking reports about a new video game called “SkyRim“ lit a fire on the internet. The ramifications of this disturbing piece of technology were made vividly clear and parents across [...]

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I Love Stealing Your Internet

November 11, 2011 9:27 am11 comments

Thank you, thank you for making my life so very easy.  It was so nice of you to read all the user reviews you could find in order to make sure you were making a good decision.  Then you walked the extra mile and read the Radio Shack circular, too.  [...]

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Steve Jobs Was Not The Saint You Fanboys Make Him to Be

November 7, 2011 12:38 pm8 comments
Steve Jobs Was Not The Saint You Fanboys Make Him to Be

The more everyone reads about Apple’s visionary Steve Jobs, the more they see why he was a controversial figure and labeled as ‘tough to work with’ by industry insiders. Jobs’ struggle with cancer is not something to be taken lightly. Cancer is a horrible disease that anyone and everyone must [...]

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Death Clock – Can a Website Tell You Your Time of Death?

November 3, 2011 11:50 pm6 comments
Death Clock – Can a Website Tell You Your Time of Death?

A new website called Death Clock , is boasting to be able to tell you your exact date of death by entering in some basic personal information. I find this to be a site for pure entertainment, as it only asks you your date of birth, sex, BMI and if [...]

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Japanese Create Pocky Kissing Face Anime Robot (Onshowsui)

October 22, 2011 10:38 am11 comments

The Japanese are at it again.  This time they are using their unprecedented ability for quick, meticulous work to create a new breed of robotic called ‘The Pocky’. The name is designed to sound like a trendy Asian candy but there is nothing sweet about this new ‘robotic game experience’ [...]

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Rob Spence Eye, The First American with Bionic Eye Camera

October 21, 2011 3:20 pm1 comment

Rob Spence is an American man who is making history.  As a child, Spence injured his eye and had to get a prosthetic.  As he grew older and became a filmmaker, Spence got the idea to turn his eye into a camera.  Exploiting miniature cell phone technology, Spence became what [...]

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DISCOVERED: The Oldest Form of Wireless Communication

12:22 pm8 comments
DISCOVERED:  The Oldest Form of Wireless Communication

In this world of technological wonder and progress, it’s oft times easy to overlook the might and wonder of nature.  Friends, we are all fearfully and wonderfully made (Psalms 139:14). As such, our bodies are temples unto the Lord. We are made to enjoy life and to enjoy service of [...]

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Reddit.com’s Web of Inappropriate Web Slang

September 27, 2011 5:09 pm130 comments
Reddit.com’s Web of Inappropriate Web Slang

Parents, here are some of the common slang terms found on the teen website, Reddit.com. Below this list, the different chapters of this internet page are explained in more detail. Please be warned, this dictionary contains some very graphic terminology. For further analysis of this important issue, see the investigative [...]

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10 Reasons God Hates Mark Zuckerberg

September 21, 2011 4:44 pm96 comments
10 Reasons God Hates Mark Zuckerberg

Last night before I went to bed I decided to check my facebook account, and it seems that little demonic imp Mark Zuckerberg was up to it again. Making changes and perverting things from their natural order. I was very annoyed. As I awoke this morning I again checked my [...]

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Watch Free HD TV on Apple iPad

September 12, 2011 10:43 am9 comments
Watch Free HD TV on Apple iPad

I’m not usually one for commie products, but the Apple Tablet iPad is proof that the former MacIntosh rival of Microsoft is embracing Americanism. The tablet allows you take take care of all your computing needs anywhere you know and in a style that provides a very nice sized screen [...]

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Apple Unveils Emotional Phones (eMO Phone)

September 10, 2011 5:48 am24 comments

In the 60s, we had hippies. During the 70s, jive turkey street punks and disco queen addicts. During Reagan’s 80s the moral majority took route in America’s high schools, but the punk rockers took hold once again in the late 80s through early 90s. Now in Obama’s dire days of [...]

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Pederast Touch Phones Now Available – Where have those fingers been?

August 3, 2011 4:51 pm15 comments
Pederast Touch Phones Now Available – Where have those fingers been?

New for the uncle Feely, a child’s hand for the iPhone is now available. This has to be the most disturbing piece of molded silicone on the planet. Why in the wide world of sports would anyone want to hold a child’s hand while talking on the telephone other than [...]

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Why is Google Plus a Sausage Fest?

July 23, 2011 2:10 am57 comments
Why is Google Plus a Sausage Fest?

Two weeks ago, one of the ChrisTwire interns got me an exclusive invitation to join Google Plus. Google Plus is a new social networking site similar to Facebook, MySpace, Wikileaks and Twitter. At first I did not want to use a Google product as Google is a socialist company that [...]

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