Japanese Launch New Scary Girl Technology

November 28, 2010 4:24 pm14 comments

The Japanese are a vile culture. Show of hands. Do any of you remember when they nuked Pearl Harbor? They just flew their planes over here, then rained bomb after bomb on our innocent sons and nurse daughters stationed on our beautiful, peaceful island of Hawaii. So many died that [...]

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The Anti-Masturbation Movement’s 14 Greatest Inventions

October 23, 2010 2:29 am166 comments
The Anti-Masturbation Movement’s 14 Greatest Inventions

Masturbation continues to be one of the most overlooked personal morality issues of contemporary society. Most find it too embarrassing to talk about, while others can only broach the subject in humorous ways. This has not always been the case. In years past, many spoke out against this habit and [...]

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America’s Army Blessed with HULC Exoskeleton Upgrade

September 17, 2010 5:56 am14 comments

With Barack Hussein Obama in office, the enemies of America are emboldened like never before. The Axis of Evil works meticulously, their crafty little hands and scheming minds doing their best to destroy America and her freedoms. There is only one thing that can save us: our American army, comprised [...]

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Is Blogging Bad for You?

September 15, 2010 2:41 pm42 comments
Is Blogging Bad for You?

When blogs first arrived on the internet scene a decade ago, they were places where quirky people went to obsess about inconsequential things. From shoes to Smurfs, it seemed as if every topic had an addicted chronicler who was not afraid to proclaim his existence from the basements of America. [...]

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Digg Versus Reddit: Two Obscure Websites Fighting to Determine The Future of Internet Journalism

September 6, 2010 4:05 pm49 comments
Digg Versus Reddit: Two Obscure Websites Fighting to Determine The Future of Internet Journalism

It’s an epic battle, one that may fundamentally alter how news sources online are filtered and delivered to the general public. At stake are the fortunes of thousands of newspapers and millions of blogs. You may have never heard of the players in this game. They are obscure and obsessive [...]

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Geeks vs. God: Best Buy Fights to Suppress Free Speech of Priest Who Called Himself the “God Squad”

August 16, 2010 7:33 pm69 comments
Geeks vs. God: Best Buy Fights to Suppress Free Speech of Priest Who Called Himself the “God Squad”

Father Luke Strand only wanted to serve his faith. A beloved Catholic Priest who devotes all his time and energy working for a small community center in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, he is the epitome of the humble Christian. Seeking to reach out to a young audience with the message [...]

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Blackberry 9800 By August 3rd

July 28, 2010 8:26 pm10 comments

I would totally die without my Blackberry and I’m sure it is the same case for many of you out there. So as you can guess, there is great anticipation for the Blackberry 9800 release on August 3rd. There have been rumors that ATT stores have been getting mystery hero [...]

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2011 Ford Explorer, A True Car For True Americans

July 26, 2010 11:04 am15 comments

Buy American. Buy Ford. Chevy too. In this tough economy, it is important to remember what makes America great. The people. And there is one thing that defines America: quality. Be it war, our love for our God and Christian heritage and our values like freedom, we are quality through [...]

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Grab Your Rifles, There Is Now A Asimo Robot That Can Learn

9:49 am12 comments

I figured this day would come before long. For years I have built up a large arsenal of weapons and ever since they were two, each one of my boys has been learned how to shoot a gun proper. Me and mine are excellent marksmen and hopefully the same is [...]

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Rob Corddry’s “Children’s Hospital” Takes TV Drama to a New Low

July 12, 2010 2:49 am18 comments
Rob Corddry’s “Children’s Hospital” Takes TV Drama to a New Low

In this summer’s crop of new TV shows, there is one series that aims to break the mold of that old standby, the hospital drama. It has a splashy cast of characters, from Henry Winkler (also known as “The Fonz” from Happy Days) to film star Megan Mullally. The show [...]

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Facebook Bigotry and Mark Zuckerberg IM Scandal: Will Facebook Sell Your Personal Information?

May 14, 2010 7:49 pm7 comments

Facebook has shown the bigotry against Christianity by removing the ChristWire group. They fear a community of good Christians condemning lewd decisions of Facebook and our power of boycott. They fear that since Christians created, uphold and viciously defend the American Constitution laws, that we will be their biggest obstacle [...]

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Despite Legal Questions, British People Go Ape For “Monkey Voting”

May 4, 2010 9:11 pm49 comments
Despite Legal Questions, British People Go Ape For “Monkey Voting”

The British are up to their queer tricks once again! The same people who brought the world the antics of Oscar Wilde and John Cleese, have now invented something called “monkey voting.” As the video below shows, it’s an odd service that the Labour-controlled government provides for shut-ins, welfare recipients [...]

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I Only Have 14 Friends On Facebook, Does That Make Me Exclusive or Lonely?

5:08 pm89 comments
I Only Have 14 Friends On Facebook, Does That Make Me Exclusive or Lonely?

I have just joined the worldwide phenomenon Facebook.com and what a strange experience it is! I know, I know, it’s 2010 and I’m a little late to the game. The service has been around for years and everyone knows about it. I delayed because I had serious concerns about linking [...]

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From Crossdressers to Christ-Haters, The Very Worst Of YouTube

January 27, 2010 1:58 pm159 comments
From Crossdressers to Christ-Haters, The Very Worst Of YouTube

YouTube has become so widespread that it seems almost dull. From Facebooks to news articles, people across America are inserting those little television screens on every inch of web space available. But the site is no longer the fascinating place of old movie clips, home video bloopers and personal memories [...]

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Bill Gates Blasphemes in the Face of Christians Everywhere

January 7, 2010 4:13 pm83 comments
Bill Gates Blasphemes in the Face of Christians Everywhere

My White Christian American friends, We all know that Bill Gates is an evil, evil little man. On top of being the sinister mastermind behind Microsoft and inventor of the personal computer, a device that has increased incidents of homogay assault on children by tenfold, he is also personally responsible [...]

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