The Onion forces God to strike New York with Hurricane Sandy for false betrayal story, gay snarkiness.

Image Credit:  Wikipedia – Burning Man, 2012 Heathen children utter the written lyrics from post-modern Satan-worship bands the The Atheist Phish, Snoop Lion and DJ Kalafi, until sweat drips down their brow and they summon The Burning Man himself, Satan.  Every year, pagan anarchists gather in the Black Rock Desert area of [...]

Ancient gays.  Musky colons spreading filthy precedent over our American nation for generations!  Oh yes, my friends, in my day I’ve met many Dapper Dans and Scissorlick Sallies, but to think that people my age do not retire from being gay is disgusting!  It is filthy!  And there is indeed [...]

Today God came down and personally knocked the Quualude laced noon-time quickie reefer out of the yearning mouth of every power bottom in Los Angeles.  He’s angry, my friends, and is getting tired of America’s fecal quagmire.  FOR IT IS WRITTEN: Mark 13:8 For nation will rise against nation, and [...]

God has once again put his great power on display, this time by striking down an iceberg outside Greenland.  With just a little judo chop of his mighty hand, God cracked this giant iceberg straight in half and managed to cause a tsunami!  Behold! God did this because liberals will not [...]

LIGHTS OUT IN DC, GOD PUTS CITY IN BLACKOUT TO WARN ABOUT 2012 ELECTIONS The power of God is on display in Washington, DC. Finally fed up with America after the passing of Obamacare, God used his great power to flick out the light switch to the capital city of [...]

Beinjing, China – Shock and awe tactics have been delivered by God today, as he grows tired of the Chinese Empire slowly crippling the American dollar. Chinese Dictator Bolo Yung has already called America repeatedly, begging to negotiate and accept China’s role as a pet country of America. The enormous mushroom [...]

God is angry! A tempest broods over all America! For God is trying to clear his air of fecal inqiuties! In his nostrils, the scent of briskly rubbed flesh oils and musked lilac sheets remind him one thing: America is allowing gay marriage! God’s temper is flared! God blows his [...]

In this video, the power of nature is revealed as Texas tornadoes easily lift and toss around semi trucks on live television. It seems many of the videos coming in show the outskirts of Dallas being easily torn up by the tornadoes. Three twisters so far have caused intense damage [...]

Texas tornadoes are striking America hard right now. This video footage shows a Texas Tornado throwing a truck

The Dallas and Fort Worth areas are under threat of tornadoes and massive thunderstorms. The developing cells in the area have already caused destruction and if they move over heavily populated areas, the tornados can be a big disaster for Dallas and Fort Worth. TORNADO SWARM: TEXAS… DEVELOPING… Supercells… LIVE… [...]