March 27, 2012 4:56 pm
God powerfully grabs and slings Asteroid 2012 Da14 at Earth to remind everyone that if America allows all 50 states to allow gay’s marriage, he will smite us all with fire and cleanse the rotten smell of gayality with an internal bath that not even Kelvins can measure! God is [...]
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March 11, 2012 3:46 pm
“My point is, God’s still up there. The arrogance of people to think that we, human beings, would be able to change what He is doing in the climate is to me outrageous.” – Senator James Inhofe Like the thickness of a ‘wooly bear’ caterpillar, The Farmer’s Almanac used to [...]
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March 9, 2012 3:12 pm
In the image above, we can see the Angel of Wrath using his sword to whip out a mighty rush of solar winds for Earth! The timer had gone off and God was ready to blow a mighty gust of damnation up the tailpipes of every gay on Earth and [...]
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March 6, 2012 10:53 pm
In this following video, we hear what sounds like some black Pentecostal prayers being made by a woman. A tornado has come down from the skies above West Liberty, Kentucky. Tornado 1 made a fast approach to the woman’s house. She says something in a language unknown to the ears [...]
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March 3, 2012 3:04 pm
Governor Mike Huckabee – “The best thing to do if you hear a tornado siren is treat it like a F5 is barreling down on you.” Saying ‘tragedy’ to describe the recent spate of tornadoes that have ravaged the Midwest is an understatement. Over 3 dozen people have lost their [...]
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February 22, 2012 2:24 pm
Tusken, Missouri – Oh ye sinful land of sodomite America, for it is written! 1 Samuel 14:15 And there was a panic in the camp, in the field, and among all the people. The garrison and even the raiders trembled, the earth quaked, and it became a very great panic. [...]
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February 14, 2012 1:51 am
Behold the wrath of thy God, homosexual enablers of America! The holy spirit of anti-homosexual vengeance washes over Northern California in the form of a Tsunami Earthquake. Terrified scientists report the earthquake measures 5.6 on the Richter scale and now the entire world knows, all gays shall burn in hell! [...]
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January 26, 2012 5:51 pm
Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they’re the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can’t prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that’s illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.
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November 6, 2011 12:26 pm
Oklahoma Representative Sally Kern has been a wonderful champion of decency and the American family. This woman has earned her respect through strife placed on her by the bigoted members of the Gay Agenda. Homosexuals have an agenda to make America “Gay Friendly” and enact a new breed of perverted [...]
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October 18, 2011 3:41 pm
Lubbock, Texas – An massive 8,000 foot Lubbock dust storm has people asking, “What has Texas done to get this wrath brought upon themselves?” The massive 8,000 pillar descended over Lubbock, Texas, and choked the community with awe and fear of how weak humans are in the face of God’s [...]
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October 16, 2011 7:10 pm
Prepare to behold the power of God, America. As you know, New York decided that it would be alright to violate federal law and rebel against Biblical authority by allowing gay’s to enjoy the confines of marriage. New York made a law that violates the Federal Marriage Act that makes [...]
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September 8, 2011 3:54 pm
On April 10, 2009, I prophesied a great flood shall cause all the gays in America to beg forgiveness, their sin drenched lungs crying for mercy but drowned garbling under rollings torrents of watery wrath! I warned you to join me or stand against me! Now behold the fruits of my prayers and [...]
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September 7, 2011 8:07 pm
First of all, women do not speak for men so Michelle Bachmann’s words are always null and void! Second, spineless Democrat cowards, heed my words. You will burn in hell! For it is written: Timothy 2:12 – But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over [...]
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12:49 am
Austin, TX – Tragedy has befallen Texas as an extended heat wave with no precipitation may have proven to create a perfect environment for an arsonist to start a fire that has claimed now over 1,000 homes and 100,000 acres. Officials state the at least 60 wildfires have ravages rain-starved [...]
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September 3, 2011 11:55 am
The French used to be a moral people. It may seem hard to believe, but there was a point in time that the world was without America. Things were rough in those days. There was no freedom of religion. Evil Muslim terror lords would steal from the occident, ripping through [...]
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