In an act that most people called “Caring” or “Respectful”, Barrack Obama committed treason, hate crimes, and pedophilia in one “Photo-Op”. After all of the torture that the American people have received from the Sub-Saharan Dictator, don’t we deserve a little respect from him too? We sat silent during Benghazi, [...]
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The American psyche is the latest victim of the amorphous super collective known only as “Anonymous.” In a brute display of force, this terrorist organization hacked into the mainframe of the Superdome and proceeded to turn off the juice. Players and fans alike stand terrified in absolute darkness, waiting to be [...]Read more ›
The WNBA may finally be watchable thanks to a new potential policy in which transgender men can be allowed to play women’s basketball. The idea is wonderful and I for one fully support the measure. The idea first came about after the success of a woman, Gabrielle Ludwig, on the court. [...]Read more ›
Ditka Suffers Stroke, Obama to blameCold and rugged, poised and confident, Mike Ditka and the 1980s Chicago Bears represented the gritty determination of America that stared down stone-cold Soviet communism, and won. It was nothing more than the Bears’ Superbowl Shuffle that tore down the walls separating Nazi-commie Germany from [...]Read more ›
Tim Tebow is the greatest quarterback since Brett Favre. But unlike Brett Favre, Tebow is versatile in other parts of the offense. On the defensive end, Tebow can hit with the power of ten Urlachers and anticipate the oppenent’s next move with the brilliance of Ditka. But it’s in the [...]Read more ›
New York, New York - Citizens of New York, tremble before the power of God! In the image above, you can see your precious pretty boy and Captain Derek Jeter flails and falls before the might of the Archangel Michael. Derek Jeter may be toned and powerful beyond the means of a normal man, [...]Read more ›
Serena Williams should lose her Olympic gold medal for being a flussy on live television. In this video, look at how this ‘role model’ has shined up her legs with Egypt oils, fluffed out her hair to make it all exotic and then become Chris Deburg’s Lady in Red. She [...]Read more ›
US Olympian Makayla Maroney was not very impressed with her silver medal performance, as archived here in its full picture glory. As with everything this day and age, Maroney’s expression has become the stuff of Facebook memes and guffaws. Maroney was looking in good order on Letterman, making light of [...]Read more ›
Serena Williams was trusted to do America proud by representing our nation in the Olympics, but we see she decided to do the Crip Walk dance during her victory celebration. The Crip Walk is a dance that was popularized in Southern California, by a recognized gang of the same name. [...]Read more ›
Chinese Women Badminton Team Disqualified from Olympics, Threaten to ‘Break Bones’ of Teams who Refuse to Lose
Chinese female powerlifter Bolo Yeung doubles as the goalie for China’s Female Badminton Team. Before every match, Bolo and a group of other Chinese toughs have been threatening opponents ‘broken knuckles and femur bones’ if they refused to throw the match and lose on purpose. As if we did not have reason [...]Read more ›
My friends, God is good all the time and all the time God is good. When God reached his mighty hands down from heaven, in the Garden of Eden, he said, “Let there be a man in my image.” And that man he named Adam, and Adam said, “God, you [...]Read more ›