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	<description>Conservative Values for an Unsaved World</description>
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		<title>&#8220;Bradying&#8221; Replaces &#8220;Tebowing&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/bradying-replaces-tebowing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we Christians celebrated the faith of Tim Tebow&#8217;s faith and reverence to God, atheists were jealous.   They hated every time someone took a picture of &#8220;Tebowing&#8221; because even though it was just having some good sports fun, it represented something that atheists hate in America. Faith.  Prayer.  Christianity. Tebowing was a fun thing everyone could enjoy.  Sportscasters, students and fans nationwide made a &#8216;meme&#8217; of Tebowing, taking pictures of themselves taking a knee before God. Well, atheists, you don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MIA Middle Finger Proves Superbowl Halftime Show Should Be Prerecorded</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/mia-middle-finger-proves-superbowl-halftime-show-should-be-prerecorded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Millions of innocent families and friends were exposed to the most horrid, crass vulgarity at the Super Bowl 2012.  Madonna gave a very raunchy, pelvic grinding performance that left no room for the imagination.  But if that was not bad enough, one of her little groupy backup singers named Mia gave America the middle finger business. I have ordered our editors to blot out this little vixens finger so families will not be corrupted.  As you know, extending the middle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tom Brady&#8217;s Wife Gisele Bundchen Blames Black People For Losing Super Bowl</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/tom-bradys-wife-gisele-bundchen-blames-black-people-for-losing-super-bowl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bishop T.J.</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26785</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tom Brady&#8217;s wife Gisele Bundchen has come out firing today.  The woman popular for having her picture taken and marrying Tom Brady is suddenly the greatest football analyst, angrily blaming the Patriots&#8217; recent loss on the team&#8217;s wide receiver core. After the game was over, reports state that Tom Brady sat on the floor of the Patriots locker room, staring at a wall and crying for over 20 minutes. During this time, Gisele Bundchen hovered outside the locker room doors [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Giants Win Super Bowl 2012 XLVI Over Patriots 21 to 17</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/new-york-giants-win-super-bowl-2012-xlvi-over-patriots-21-to-17/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/02/new-york-giants-win-super-bowl-2012-xlvi-over-patriots-21-to-17/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New York Giants have won Super Bowl 2012, XLVI, in a thrilling game. The Giants win by a score of 21 to 17. Eli Manning is smiling tonight and claiming to be the greatest maining quarterback, at least or 2012.]]></description>
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		<title>MIA Flashes Her Stink Badger to World at Super Bowl Halftime Show</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/mia-flashes-her-stink-badger-to-world-at-super-bowl-halftime-show/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/02/mia-flashes-her-stink-badger-to-world-at-super-bowl-halftime-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reverend Clyde H. Higgins</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26764</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you are smelling something Mexican and sour, it&#8217;s not the congealed 4th quarter chili con queso at your Super Bowl party! It is a singer named MIA! What does this have to do with Tom Brady being the second greatest quarterback ater Tim Tebow. What does this have to do with scoring touchdowns and helping America celebrate a great past time. People ask why America if flushing itself down the toilet and things like this is it. Why not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LMFAO MIA Throw Madonna On Shoulders During Super Bowl For Minaj A Nicki Troi, Snog Her Nether Nasties!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reverend Clyde H. Higgins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have good seats here at the Super Bowl and on the Jumbo Tron, saw two brillo pad headed boys snogging Madonna during the Super Bowl. If this is how it&#8217;s going to be, I&#8217;d rather see Jane Jackson&#8217;s milk jiggles then this.  What&#8217;s bad is that they all had fake British accents.  This Super Bowl was a gift from my grandson and I was enjoying the game until the musky halftime show.  How many times must a woman old [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Madonna Almost Falls Off Stage During Super Bowl, Saved by C-Lo Green and Singing &#8220;Like A Prayer&#8221; Atonement</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/madonna-almost-falls-off-stage-during-super-bowl/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/02/madonna-almost-falls-off-stage-during-super-bowl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reverend Clyde H. Higgins</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26760</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Madonna was warned by God to stop gapping her legs during the Super Bowl.  She almost fell off the stage and everyone gasped, but God had mercy on her.  Instead of performing &#8220;Show My Nasty Bits&#8221; she changed up her performance and motioend to C-Lo Green to come out and help her sing the negro spiritual &#8220;Like A Prayer&#8221;.  Close call, Madonna. Go Patriots! UPDATE: submitted from my Android]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>What Time Is The Super Bowl 2012 and Watch Streaming Online Now</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/what-time-is-the-super-bowl-2012-and-watch-streaming-online-now/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/02/what-time-is-the-super-bowl-2012-and-watch-streaming-online-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Nordgren</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26754</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Besides hoping that The Patriots fall to the Giant, the big question today is What time is the Super Bowl 2012? You can already watch pregrame coverage on NBC, which started today at 1pm EST.  The big Super Bowl game between the New England Patriots and the probable champions New York Giants will kick off around 6:29pm EST. If you are somehow trapped and away from a tv, you can watch the game on your computer or mobile device this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Keep Minorities from Ruining Your Super Bowl</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/how-to-keep-minorities-from-ruining-your-super-bowl/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/01/how-to-keep-minorities-from-ruining-your-super-bowl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>August Weisz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(chrisTwire SportsDesk)&#8212;This Sunday is Super Bowl XLVI (46 for the uneducated) . This year’s game pits Tom Brady and the New England Patriots against Eli Manning and the New York Giants. The game will be broadcast live from Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis Indiana at 6:29 Eastern Standard Time. America loves football, and football loves America. The Super Bowl has grown to be an event that transcends normal boundaries and involves people not normally considered to be fans. People across [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>59</slash:comments>
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		<title>Blake Griffin Uses Black Magic to Levitate, Make Monster Dunk</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/blake-griffin-uses-black-magic-to-levitate-make-monster-dunk/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/01/blake-griffin-uses-black-magic-to-levitate-make-monster-dunk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happens when you mix black magic with red-headed Celtric druidism? Blake Griffin looks like a giant leprechaun summoned by deep dark African black magic and you can tell that is what that slam dunk is all about.  A normal man like the legendary Vlade Divac would have simply flopped to the ground and taken his chance at the free throw line.  But Blake Griffin gets bumped, in the air, by another player and defies the laws of gravity! Look [...]]]></description>
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