Derek Jeter is the Tiger Woods of baseball.   It is no secret that Jeter purportedly enjoys a drunken twiddle rompus affair with married women, including Madonna. Many allege that Jeter may have had an affair with over 14 women, almost matching up to the record-breaking stats posted by the likes [...]

I thought there could be no one more vile than a nagging wife who wants the house cleaned during a football game, but alas, there is a Mexican named Ines Sainz.  Ines Sainz is crying foul this week because she claims she was sexually harassed. Ines Claims that when she [...]

  Caroline Wozniaski is a tennis player who is selling invitations to Satan’s secrets show to entice people to watch her play tennis. She is enticing men by wearing short dresses, so they think they will get a little glimpse of her secret place that is supposed to be clad [...]

Tiger Woods is a sick man. Woods stands guilty of acting like he is a normal person, when in reality he is just a typical Ho Chi Minh Charlie mut who betrays us the second our backs our turned! Judas Iscariot! How much did it hurt when we all found [...]

Dr. James Naismith poses, suited-up and poised to take his opposition ‘to school’ in this basketball promotional photograph. Dr. James Naismith invented the Christian sport of basketball in 1891. Basketball.  It is a sport invented by Dr. James Naismith, a Christian counselor from Kansas.  Dr. Naismith wanted an active game for young [...]

There is a certain reason why you shouldn’t let certain ‘types’ of people play American sports: they cheat. And they will use their false devil powers to do so. We’ve all already seen the time African golfer Vijay Singh used his Satan powers and Islams magic to cast a very [...]

Shocked officials attempt to catch a beligerent, wild Mexican streaker at a baseball game. The crowd at Citi Field was left in awe and bewilderment as the Mexican used uncanny agility to escape officials and continually brandish his brightly colored American flag New York – With an unprecedented display of [...]

Today as I searched YouTube for more videos to warn everyone about today, there is nothing that could prepare my heart for the shock of the following. It is unexpected and it is raw! A giant NBA man, who may stand bigger than even the Philestine Goliath, sings a gay [...]

This wee EA Inc. has released the Madden NFL 11 demo for Microsoft XBOX and Sony PS3. Though yes, the game has been repetitive over the last 10 editions, you know it will still be awesome and fun to play. This year’s Madden demo will pit the Indianapolis Colts versus [...]

USA! USA! USA! Victory for America! What an exciting game of soccer! Today, the World Cup 2010 pitted America against the soccer playing nation of Algeria. In Algeria, they force their boys as young as two or even three to begin training in the game of soccer. Much like the [...]

World Cup soccer is a sham! I am so angered right now and I am booing the referees! Even though we don’t care about it, America is the greatest at soccer. We proved this fact when we defeated the ‘main’ country of soccer, England, only earlier this week. Now we [...]

The British are trying to deny the loss, but yesterday, AMERICA defeated England by the score of 1-1 in World Cup Soccer! Even in a game we do not care about, we are the greatest on Earth! Here’s the proof for those who missed the game!

England goalkeeper helplessly watches as a divine kick soars into the goal, giving America the World Cup Victory. My friends, only hours ago I told everyone that America is the greatest at whatever we choose to do. Today, we prayed to also become the greatest at soccer, just so we [...]

For years now, America has been the undisputed champion in most sports. Be it baseball, football or basketball, or even one of the lesser sports, America holds the dominant hand. There is one ‘sport’, however, that enjoys prime status worldwide and we have not yet dominated. It is called soccer [...]

Why is it that certain people have to bring their nasty ghetto into a fine sport such as tennis? It is not bad enough that we already have people like Vijay Singh and Tiger Woods ruining golf with devil powers and infidelity, but now we have Venus Williams marring tennis [...]