Luge crash video Nodar Kumaritashvili

February 13, 2010 3:15 pm1 comment

Tragedy at the Winter Olympics last night, as luge runner Nodar Kumaritashivili met with horrendous tragedy after the 16th turn of his trial run. Officials have ruled it was not the track which caused the accident, but rather an error on Kumaritashivili’s part. Warning: The following media contains graphic footage, [...]

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God Naturally Blesses New Orleans Saints To Win Super Bowl

February 8, 2010 2:26 pm6 comments
God Naturally Blesses New Orleans Saints To Win Super Bowl

It is now official. God does not like Peyton Manning. Peyton is a smug, arrogant, overrated and out of touch with reality. He thought his Indianapolis Colts would enjoy a Superbowl Ring, but he was wrong. Here is God’s champion, Peyton. Drew Brees is a man of morality. He is [...]

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Mickelson: Golf Is Boring Without Tiger Woods

February 3, 2010 6:39 am1 comment

Several months ago, golf star Tiger Woods shamed and betrayed America by cheating on his beautiful supermodel wife with dozens of prostitutes and women of the streets. The swift revelation of Tiger’s behind the scend antics shocked the golf world and estranged most if not all of his endorsement contracts, [...]

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Iran Schedules War on Earth for February 11th

February 1, 2010 7:19 am9 comments

Iran has called the UN to schedule a war against Earth, 1:30 pm sharp on February 11th. Their terror leader, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made the call today to the General Secretary of the United Nations to schedule the war. What Iran is trying to accomplish by such actions remain a mystery. [...]

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Obama Attends Basketball Game

January 31, 2010 6:08 am4 comments

Well, well, well what a surprise. African-American US President Barack Obama was caught slacking off yet again. How shocking that we have video evidence where we have CAUGHT Barack Obama being lazy, at a basketball game, instead of making sure our country is safe. The last time we checked in [...]

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College Football Messiah’s Anti-Abortion Ad Being Protested

January 27, 2010 7:42 pm2 comments
College Football Messiah’s Anti-Abortion Ad Being Protested

My brothers in Christ, we all know that Tim Tebow was the messiah of college football. While he might have had his virginity taken from him by the Alabama defensive line in the 2009 SEC Championship Game, he is still God’s chosen one on the gridiron. So when Tim Tebow [...]

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Cardinals Pitcher Adam Wainwright Prays During Games, Asks “Let The Other Team Look at Me In Fear”

January 11, 2010 2:00 pmComments Off

JEFFERSON CITY, MO – Adam Wainwright sometimes looks like he’s sniffing his glove between pitches. The St. Louis Cardinals pitcher often is actually talking to God. For Wainwright, prayer is an integral part of his rising career — before games, during them, and even as post-season awards are being passed [...]

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Black NBA Basketball Players Pull Guns on Each Other

January 2, 2010 2:18 pm11 comments

Our friend Tyson Bowers already proved how black people are animals, even if they have salaries to live the highlife. As Bowers astutely declared, “This is showing now matter how rich or “civilized” the blacks become, they are still violent and do not belong in modern society.” So it should [...]

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George Michael Dies

December 24, 2009 6:20 pm4 comments
George Michael Dies

For those of you celebrating this headline, thinking it’s the gay George Michael Michael who does sick videos like Faith (which is hardly about being Christian) and Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, please stop. His day to repent or burn in hell for all time for spreading the [...]

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Male Cheerleader Beat Up By Girl Basketball Team

December 19, 2009 1:49 pm7 comments
Male Cheerleader Beat Up By Girl Basketball Team

A 21-year-old male cheerleader is recovering in ICU after getting beat up by two women basketball players. Seniors Amanda Hanneman and Jessra Johnson have both been suspended indefinitely, according to Coach Cindy Stein, after police cited that the pair beat up a 21-year-old male cheerleader who interrupted a sports celebration [...]

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Tiger Woods Has Sex With A Porn Star

December 8, 2009 5:34 am13 comments
Tiger Woods Has Sex With A Porn Star

Tiger Woods has now had sex with a porn star, reports the Daily Mail. Other reports linked Woods to 36-year-old blond porn star Holly Sampson. Britain’s Daily Mail reported that the Los Angeles hottie – star of such recent adult films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2″ [...]

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Alabama Forces Florida Quarterback Tim Tebow To Cry

December 6, 2009 1:55 pm16 comments

Tim Tebow was one of the greatest quarterbacks of the 21st century and a Christian. When Tebow stepped unto the field for the SEC Championship game to lead the #1 ranked Florida Gators against undefeated and #2 Alabama, even the officials couldn’t wait to see how the game progressed. Unfortunately [...]

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Black NBA Star Kobe Bryant Uses Devil Powers to Make Last Second Shot

December 5, 2009 4:10 pm6 comments

In the world of sports there are a suspiciously odd number of blacks who are able to do impossible plays at the last second of the game. Some may say that’s racist but it’s not when the facts clearly support the thesis. Let’s not forget how many times guys like [...]

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Tiger Woods Scandal Betrays America, Women

December 3, 2009 10:37 am5 comments

Tiger Woods is a fallen African-American golfer who once inspired the Spirit of Hope for urban Americans, but now has fallen into the eternal pits of shame. News reports indicate that Tiger Woods may have had some form of affair on his beautiful Swedish wife, Elin Woods, who is also [...]

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Golfer who introduced Tiger Woods to wife wants to apologise to her

10:33 am3 comments

Tiger Woods continues to betray everyone today, his latest victim now the golfer who introduced Tiger Woods to his wife Elin Woods. Jesper Parnevik introduced Woods and the then Elin Nordegren in 2001, as Nordegren was working as a nanny for Parnevik. Woods apparently had no respect for this as [...]

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