African-American golfer Tiger Woods had an alleged extramarital affair, the secret details of which he refused to discuss with the press this week. The shocking news of Woods’ debauchery-laden lifestyle strikes a crippling blow to expectations worldwide, as our news organizations hate to see quality celebrities, especially African-American men, go [...]

The shocking headline gleamed across celebrity entertainment website IDLYITW, revealing that after having his face potentially marred by his wife’s wrath and wrecking his SUV, somehow Tiger Woods claims to be cured of his alleged case of infidelity. Click here for picture of Tiger Wood’s Christian wife, Elin Nordgren ‘Tiger [...]

During the early morning hours there were reports of Golfer Tiger Woods car accident. The random incident, which occurred at 2:25 am and involved Woods crashing his car into a fire hydrant, was odd as it contained no alcohol and Woods had lacerations all over his face. Now, more details [...]

Chinese-American golfer Tiger Woods was involved in a car accident. The incident took place at 2:25 AM, after Wood’s 2009 Cadillac Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV) collided with a fire hydrant. Alcohol is not thought to be a causal factor in the incident. Woods was rushed from his Isleworth mansion community [...]

The 1980s Chicago Bears were once the pinnacle team of American sports. They encompassed all that America stood for and made our Christian leader President Ronald W. Reagan proud. Mike Ditka. Ditka was a man who hated communism even more than he hated losing a game. He demanded his team [...]

Baseball player Sammy Sosa recently made an appearance at the Latin American music awards and looked quite different. From my medical expertise, I’d say this is a very clear case of Jacksonitis.

Women sports are usually boring and somewhat watching your two pet turtles having a race; the little critters have heart but the talent and excitement is muted. This all changed yesterday in a soccer match between the University of New Mexico and Bringham Young University. A woman named Ashley Lambert, [...]

The New York Yankees are a devilish team that uses backhanded contract deals and overpaid salaries to acquire all the cool baseball players. Every time a smaller team gets a player who is good, the Yankees just steal them away and train them to become a part of their Evil [...]

As prophesied yesterday, the Angels have defeated the Yankees in game 5 of the ALCS. Note that the angels overcame a 6 run deficit (six being Satan’s favorite number) in the Sevent inning (one of God’s favorite numbers). They did it with 3 consecutive runs (3 being God’s favorite numbers). [...]

Yankees Angels game 4 was not to be the stuff of miracles. The stuff of dreams. All of those glorious things will take part in game 5. Four Yankees Angels game 4, the Evil Empire started their favorite demented pitcher, Sabathia. Somehow with only three days rest, Sabathia managed to [...]

What a sad and shameful week for America. Our “president” is an international laughing stock and holds no merit or weight in the global community. His home city of Chicago applied for an Olympics bid and was knocked out of voting in the first round. Reports indicate his wife, Michelle [...]

A Man or a Women? The Story of Caster Semenya This story is truly bizarre and it involves our friends in South Africa.  Several week ago, there was a major row in the world of track and field.  An African specimen woman ran a 800 foot race really fast, allegedly [...]

The mean football playing Mormons of BYU should have much guilt in their heart, as they cheated #3 Oklahoma Sooners in a disgraceful game yesterday, 14 -13. All through the game, it was obvious that the BYU players did not have a true sense of morality in their souls. They [...]

How low the Eagles now soar, as they have hired a vile animal raqueteer and former prisoner as their black quarterback. Shame on you, Philadelphia, shame! It seems to me the city of brotherly love would not betray the best friend to the brotherhood of men, a dog. But alas, [...]

In very humorous news, the Olympic committee has decided to allow Women’s boxing as a sport in the next Olympic games.  We may as well have young school children donming 200 pound armor and trying to climb a 400 foot rope as the next Olympic sport.  Orla Chennaoui reports on [...]