North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has caused great celebration to fall upon his country, only hours after he took to Twitter to broadcast the North Korea has one every possible gold medal possible by the second day of the 30th Olympics. Other worldwide leaders were stunned and questioning the sanity [...]

News of the World first broke the tragic story of former US Olympian star Michael Phelps becoming addicted to marijuana immediately after his historic medal run in Beijing, 2008.  Since that time Phelps’ ‘boofer’ lifestyle and addiction to browsing lude organic images on Reddit’s hippie-values centric /r/trees as H20-420LUVR has [...]

Mother tells me that football has been a part of America since its beginning. In our hubble beginnings, we used football to communicate with American savage Indians and civilize them. When the euro tyranny of Great Britain was brought down on us we used football as a tool to fight [...]

As evidenced by the 3 Super Bowl wins Jon Kitna bestowed upon the Detroit Tigers, a strong belief in God pays higher dividends than anything any individual can do in the own power. Yet something is afoul in Miami.
After rigorous investigative reporting and speculation, there is very conclusive evidence that Lebron James and Shane Battier, battier being french slang for “battering the anus”, are sacrificing children to win a championship.

The Miami Marlins new logo is the next big movement in the homosexual agenda to repopulate America with more homosexuals.

Shaquille O’Johnson, Craig Sager, Kenny ‘Astroglide’ Drexler and Charles Barkley all sit around, making fun of Lebron James only weeks ago.  This week was a new ballgame, however, after the Heat’s victory over the OKC Thunder, where Charles Barkely lead the charge for commentators to make up to Lebron James [...]

Lebron’s wayward lust for the company of other men has been evident ever since he went on national television and announced his decision to take his bottoming talents to South Beach (a haven for criminal Cuban imimmigrants and homosexual sex relations) in order to “play” with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. His intent to engage in homosexual activities was evident from the get-go!

As evidenced by the 3 Super Bowl wins Jon Kitna bestowed upon the Detroit Tigers, a strong belief in God pays higher dividends than anything any individual can do in the own power. Yet something is afoul in Miami.

After rigorous investigative reporting and speculation, there is very conclusive evidence that Lebron James and Shane Battier, battier being french slang for “battering the anus”, are sacrificing children to win a championship.

Professional wrestling is the gayest homogay activity to ever happen to America. For those of you who don’t know, wrestling consists of two, vaseline-coated, muscle-bound homo wrestlers “grappling” in the “squared circle” until one of them pins or submits the other — usually after forcing genitalia into their opponents face. Look into the audience at any wrestling event and what do you see? A legion of meth-addicted gay homosexuals who cheer and become sexually aroused at the sight of two, oiled-up muscular men contorting their bodies and writhing in homosexual pleasure.

One would obviously wonder whether the Go-Daddy Girl was in the correct frame of mind to even be behind the wheel of a powerful machine like a Nascar racecar. Was she experiencing that “less dainty” time of the month when a woman’s mind is prone to overreaction and violent outburst?

(chrisTwire Sports)—Major League Baseball, has the lowest percentage of African-American players since the earliest days of the sport’s integration, according to research conducted by USA TODAY Sports. The African-American percentage in baseball this season has dropped to 8.05%, which is less than half the percentage of 17.25% in 1959 when [...]

Dwayne Wade is hanging his head low with shame.  Even though the New York Knicks are without the best player of the year, Jeremy Lin, Wade still cannot do the most fundamental thing in basketball:  dunk. In the following clip of shame, we see DWade trying to showboat for the [...]

Using the force of stellar African athletes sweating together as they perform tremendous feats of power and grace that bring to mind the finest camaraderie of folksong and minstral traditions, this basketball team personifies Americana as it warms the hearts of the most God-fearing Christians in the Midwest’s home of freedom and glory, Oklahoma.

With an entirely implausible top ten finish at the Texas Motor Speedway to embolden her, Danica Patrick has turned her attention to improvement at Richmond. Miss Patrick has been attempting to squash the traditional role of women as terrible drivers with no concept of the mechanics and engineering that go into building and controlling a Nascar Nationwide Racecar.

(chrisTwire Sports)— White Sox starting pitcher Philip Humber threw the 21st perfect game in major league baseball history today in Seattle against the Mariners. A perfect game is defined by the MLB as:  a game in which a pitcher pitches a victory that lasts a minimum of nine innings and [...]