April 17, 2012 8:53 am
Atheist fans of the New York Yankees booed Christian quarterback Tim Tebow. Tebow, wearing a Yankees cap, was ministering to an urban youth named Dwayne Wade as he took in a baseball game. During the game the sport’s stadium film crew feature Tim Tebow on the jumbotron, where Tim graciously [...]
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March 27, 2012 6:13 pm
Sad news today after reports of Sam Wopat dies has now been officially released. Samantha “Sam” Wopat was a bright and talented volleyball player at Stanford University. The untimely death of Sam Wopat has grieved students at Stanford and those of us in the surrounding area. It truly is a [...]
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March 23, 2012 5:14 pm
It seems after we caught Tiger Woods having an affair on America and his wife, he has been pretty horrible at golf. Since the time he finally had his genetic propensity for adultery and betraying his family revealed, he’s not won a tournament and has been very lackluster, faking injuries [...]
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March 21, 2012 12:02 pm
Unable to cope with his valiant brother Eli’s booming success, Peyton took it upon himself to re-claim the spotlight, the only way he knew how — by eroding the strong Christian foundation established by St. Tebow in order to play football with a legion of closet-homo, steroid using thugs (Shawne Merriman is still on Buffalo however.) much like he did in Indiana, when he threw the ball to convicted murderer and tiger-fighting advocate, Marvin Harrison. When Harrison retired, Manning took to the streets of Gary, Indiana and using a “forty ounce” malt beverage and several pounds of “Og Kush” (OG Kush is Arabic for “Destroyer of Health”) lured struggling rapper and known street thug Reggie Wayne to the Colts to be his new receiver.
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11:24 am
All last NFL football season, a young quarterback would turn towards the heaven before every game and say one prayer: “God, let the Denver Broncos win Superbowls.” That young, selfless quarterback is named Tim Tebow. Tebow is a saint, a friend to all and moreso than anything else, a professional [...]
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March 16, 2012 8:35 pm
Dick Vitale is crying tonight, my friends! Coach K, go back to Soviet Russia where you belong! The Duke BlueDEVILS have shimmied their last shake this year as the Lehigh Mounthawks have slapped them with a shameful defeat. Austin Rivers tried his best to fight fate toward the end of [...]
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2:11 pm
The New York Knicks were the laughing stock of this rough-and-tumble NBA season. D’antoni’s club just could not get it together. Their blunders, lack of winning and ESPN Sports Center time was truly dismal. Then, stepped forward Christian-American point guard, Jeremy Lin. After a brilliant week of play, where he [...]
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March 12, 2012 5:04 am
WARNING: IF YOU ARE A WOMAN OR CHILD, TURN AWAY AND STOP READING THIS ARTICLE. THIS IS SPORTS AND PERTAINING TO NCAA BRACKETS 2012. HUSBANDS, PLEASE ASSURE YOUR WIFE/CHILDREN ARE AWAY SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON BRACKETOLOGY AND PRAY BEFORE BEGINNING THE HOLY RITUAL OF FILLING OUT YOUR TOURNAMENT PICKS. [...]
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March 9, 2012 7:38 pm
Demonic Peyton Manning ruins life of young Christian Tim Tebow. Tebow can only look on as Denver Broncos betray him thrice before the cock crows, selling him out for Peyton Manning Broncos jerseys. I can think of nothing more vile and disgusting than ruining the life and career of a [...]
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4:07 pm
Several weeks ago, Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant unleashed some cutting words on how HIS team is being mishandled by the new, dismal management. Bryant revealed a system of cronies and phonies in LA, people more interested in ticket sales and lavish life than winning championships. Access to the [...]
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February 28, 2012 1:27 am
Even though the 2012 Slam Dunk competition was very boring this year, the NBA’s broadcast of them is quite sweet. The NBA busted out the new Phantom HD technology which allows us to watch every single dunk in super-slow motion, high-definition. This is pretty epic stuff. Imagine if the book [...]
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February 26, 2012 4:33 am
Rick Santorum in the Daytona 500 -Chuck D. Finley Daytona Fl – For years Presidential candidates have used The Great American Race, also known as the Daytona 500 for spreading their candidacy to further audiences. Today Mitt Romney will be attending the race, but he will be out done by [...]
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12:32 am
NASCAR wrecking champion Danica Patrick has one message for the media: don’t refer to her as a ‘sex symbol’. The racer who is known for her modelish poses and being only the third woman to race NASCAR at Daytona does not want media attention to focus on her looks. Rather, [...]
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February 25, 2012 4:35 pm
How Danica Patrick is ruining NASCAR -Chuck D. Finley DAYTONA FL – NASCAR is America’s great All American Sport. It comes from the south and was birthed by moonshiners running from the law. Their love of speed took them from their illegal exploits and made them legends behind the wheel [...]
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February 24, 2012 5:20 am
Jeremy Lin is perhaps the greatest Rudy calibre story of the modern era. Here we have an athlete who was sleeping on his brother’s couch, wondering if he would be cut from the roster of the Knicks. All through his sports career, Lin has been passed over and cut by [...]
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