January 31, 2012 5:15 pm
(chrisTwire SportsDesk)—This Sunday is Super Bowl XLVI (46 for the uneducated) . This year’s game pits Tom Brady and the New England Patriots against Eli Manning and the New York Giants. The game will be broadcast live from Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis Indiana at 6:29 Eastern Standard Time. America [...]
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6:28 am
What happens when you mix black magic with red-headed Celtric druidism? Blake Griffin looks like a giant leprechaun summoned by deep dark African black magic and you can tell that is what that slam dunk is all about. A normal man like the legendary Vlade Divac would have simply flopped [...]
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January 29, 2012 11:24 pm
In the following video we see some Miami VOODOO taking place as Lebron James proves he must be doing warlock rituals in the locker room. Now when several years ago my dear friend Tyson Bowers III caught Vijay Singh using devil powers to strike an impossible hole in one, I [...]
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January 27, 2012 8:19 am
Vince Lombardi: “After you score a touchdown, act like you’ve been there before.” This day and age, sports players like to showboat. It’s tough. The adrenaline is pumping, the crowd is cheering and your big play in a game may be immortalized by film, forever. In the heat of the [...]
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January 14, 2012 10:19 pm
Salem, Massachusetts – Atheist witches have cast a spell upon the Broncos versus Patriots game, using their dark sorcery to give Tom Brady and the New England Patriots a victory. The devil is laughing in hell tonight, his little vixens of vileness bringing a crashing halt to the season of [...]
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9:30 pm
Following are ChristWire’s Holy Fans (Flockers) Tebowing. If you want your Tebow stance featured, simply post it on our Facebook Wall or email your image to the Holymailbox. The most liked Tebower will receive an autographed copy of the ChristWire Handbook and a $20 Amazon gift certificate. Good luck! Deadline [...]
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1:47 am
One of the most beautiful things about Tim Tebow is his ability to bring people together. He has done remarkable things to bring people back to Christianity. How many more people are taking to a knee to pray these days? But there is something else I want to talk about. [...]
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12:50 am
In a recent poll by the Poll Position website polling service, over 43% of American fervently believe that God is helping Tim Tebow win football games by divine intervention. The survey was conducted by random sampling phone interview, in which 43% believe Tebow was being directly helped by God, 42% [...]
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January 13, 2012 11:34 pm
A pouty group of Denver atheists have made a preliminary strike against Tim Tebow, showing their frustrations by claiming the visibly Christian quarterback is actually “full of crap” with the whole Christian thing. This shockingly mean-spirited verbal attack by the Denver Atheists Alliance is nothing short of an early endorsement for [...]
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January 12, 2012 6:08 pm
As a hoops lover I was heart broken to learn that the NBA was going to have a late season, but even worse I just learned my favorite Trade School team is going to be sitting out the rest of the season! It seems that the entire team has come [...]
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January 10, 2012 12:54 pm
Over 45 million Americans tuned in days ago to watch Tim Tebow’s holy miracle comeback, the highest opening night wildcard playoff viewship since the year 1988. 1988 was a good year, between the legendary presidency of Ronald W. Reagan and the father of the greatest leader of the new century, [...]
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January 9, 2012 1:04 am
FOR IT IS WRITTEN: John 3:16 - For God so loved the world, that he gave his ONLY forgotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him, shall not perish but have ever lasting life! Read those words are weep heathen atheist Sodomites! You are the musk of Gomorrah! The day shall come [...]
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January 8, 2012 11:34 pm
The Evil red dragon of the Communist Chineses has reared its ugly slanty eyed head again. This time they are attempting to destroy two of America’s greatest traditions, The Super Bowl and eating pizza. It was reported yesterday on the News website called Twitter.Com that a Chianasian woman was seeking [...]
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10:25 pm
(chrisTwire Denver) —Today, in his first ever playoff game, Denver Bronco Quarterback and Awesome guy Tim Tebow single handedly led his team to victory in the opening round playoffs over the Pittsburg Steelers. The Steelers were heavy favorites to win the game; they came into the game with the number [...]
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January 2, 2012 2:52 am
Despite a 7-3 loss to the lowly Kansas City Chiefs, Tim Tebow’s divinity showed favor from God as the Broncos will still have a playoff berth. Consider the number 7. Its holy connotation represents creation. 3 is the number for our nation’s Savior rising from the grave. Even in the [...]
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