Exhausted thighs quivering under the weight of a sweaty pile of men grinding upon them from behind, a group of husky homosexuals participate in a new sport called ‘rugby sevens’. Euphamism and a grand spectacle of drenched sweat bodies of burly men grasping each other in all sorts of angles [...]

Is Charles Barkley gay?  Only days ago, everyone would have laughed at such a question.  How could the mean, tough man who punched out the likes of Shaquille Oneill and Dennis Rodman, dared tell Magic Johnson to leave the NBA and at only 5’3″ tall midget height, was a rebounding [...]

Ever since the legendary Bob Cousey dominated the NBA, one thing is clear.  Proper caucasians have a natural knack for the sport that other races of people tend not to have.  Be it with blistery amazing passes, or unprecedented accuracy at the free thrown line, men like Larry Joe Bird, [...]

Just as the sunny summer turns colorful and the nip of autumn breezes fill the air, the popping of football pads along with the grunting of practice field participants can be heard as the first try-outs of the football season take place. Like the changing seasons, football’s lure is enticing [...]

God is on a holy rampage the week before the holy savor’s birth!  Kim Jong Il, strike down!  Check! Lil’ Kim whore temptress sizzling in hell!  Check!  President Perry closer to saving us from the Muslim illegal.  Check!  Billy Jon Bon  Jovi dead.  Check! But even in the midst of [...]

A classic matchup of holy versus holy is taking place this week.  The New England Patriots, being cheered by everyone normal who lives in the American Northeast and unfortunately jealous atheists, versus the Christian football team Denver Broncos, under the guidance of God and his fielf officer, Tim Tebow. Some sports [...]

Developing… Tim Tebow once again proved that he’s God’s favorite quarterback after yet another thrilling victory, this week’s fallen adversary being the New England Patriots.  Atheists were hoping Tom Brady would help them overcome the holiness of Tim Tebow’s 4th Quarter Ministry but alas, they were again shown the power [...]

Tim Tebow is the Fran Tarkington of the modern era.  Critics don’t know what to make of the man who stands strong in faith and even stronger in the ability of being ‘clutch’.  There is one thing that is for certain about Tebow, something that no one can deny.  He’s a [...]

Cheerleaders are the typically vacuous bimbos who leap and cheer on the sideline of sporting games, giving us men something to look at while our teams plan their next course of action.  Why cheerleading is considered an ‘institution’ in some circles is beyond me.  How much of an ‘institution’ does [...]

The Black Swan swooped down on NASCAR weekend, claiming to be there to honor military families.  The crowd did not fall for her bag of black magic tricks.  Michelle Obama was booed by Nascar fans. Now many Democrats like Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson are naturally up in arms, claiming [...]

As if there needed to be more proof that the Denver Broncos are God’s new team, we see Jesus himself has Christened Tebow’s number 15 as the new holy mark for America. Tebow gained popularity in college for his ability to pray to God before a big play, visibly resulting [...]

christTwire News Services- Washington State University has agreed in principle to hire football Coach Joe Paterno according to chrisTwire sources inside the Pac-12 conference offices. Coach Paterno was formerly head coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions from 1966-2011. He was recently dismissed for by Penn State after he failed [...]

Today’s scary story about homosexuality and sport Mexicans brings us to the world of boxing. For years, boxing has served as a great American invention and pastime where we get to see some of the greatest champions of “America’s martial arts” duke it old in good old fashioned style. We [...]

Tiger Woods Dead News Shocks the World, But Only Death is Spiritual and Physical Action alerts to the MoralAlert Network queried us about Tiger Woods Dead. The fact of the matter is that Tiger Woods is physically alive and well, though he may have lost a bit of his soul [...]

Tim Tebow Kiss A Man named Demaryius Thomas, Threw Miracle Pass Against the “Packers” in same game.  Is Tim Tebow using euphamism and gentle homosexual displays to come out to society? Right now in Heaven, Johnny Unitas and Joe Namath are weeping, their once proud sport of men who played [...]