Yesterday at church one of the younger mothers came up to me and told me about her young son. His father has been forcing him to play sports this year at school, but he doesn’t feel comfortable doing it. The child is worried about having to go to various sports [...]

The Three Kings of Miami. LeBron James. Dwayne Wade. Daniel Tosh. The dark knights of Florida, the Cuban Cabanboy trio of doom. These little jokesters childishly Twittered about their 5,6,7 8 NBA championships, a flash ring to add to their nighttime wet dreams of big waisted women in tight leather [...]

One looks to the near future of sporting events in the great United States and we see a void. A large gap in good quality professional football that may or may not be looming on the horizon. The dreaded lockout, and as time ticks away and no agreement is reached [...]

A firm balance between our flesh and our souls! That is one of the most underappreciated requirements of Christian life in our fast-paced culture today. “Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God?” Corinthians 6:19-20 [...]

First the yankees brought fire and destruction to Atlanta, then they brought theirselves down here, then finally they brought the worst scourge of them all…HOCKEY!!! For years we have been forced to pretend that we care about French Canadians skating around playing with heir pukes. But no longer! The great [...]

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkNbibpJ4_E&feature=player_embedded A foreign communist trained baseball player uses all his training to try to take out our president George W. Bush. This is more proof of why we must make baseball a pure AMERICAN past time again. Notice how the American catcher does all in his power to save our [...]

Should Dream Team Building be allowed?  That is the tough question America was forced to answer and now threatens to rip apart a vital part of the US economy:  NBA Basketball.  What’s to blame?  The Miami Heat. The Miami Heat is a vile NBA basketball team who lures great players away [...]

The not so shocking answer is yes, it is.

Albany NY, Liberal New York state bureaucrats have identified and banned a new deadly hazard to today’s children: – Kickball. The Health Department created a list of supposedly risky and therefore banned recreational activities to cooperate with a law passed in 2009 protecting children. The liberal list of activities that [...]

Ohio State University has agreed in principle to separate with head football Coach Jim Tressel according to chrisTwire sources inside the Buckeye athletic department. The announcement is pending as legal negotiations are hammered out. Also being negotiated is whether he will be fired or be allowed to resign. Confidential leaked [...]

Lord God, we understand why you destroyed the Playstation Network, or as we like to call it here at Christwire, the “PlaySatan Network”. We know it was a tool used by Satan to destroy the lives of millions of youth and introduce them to the gay. We thank you for your great wisdom in removing it from Gaming Circles.

The percentage of black players in the major leagues dropped again on Opening Day this year even as the sport instituted affirmative action in its managerial and staff positions. 2011 shapes up to be a banner year for season ticket holders. The low amount of crime and fights in America’s [...]

Watching the NBA playoffs on TV yesterday, I noticed that all the Africans were wearing Caucasian Band-Aids. I could not figure out why, so I decided to investigate the issue further. Liberals Johnson & Johnson, the manufacturer of Band-Aids, is a well-known typical liberal company that supports ObamaCare. It creates [...]

Detroit Tigers star Right Hand Pitcher was possessed by Satan in the bottom of the fifth inning Saturday night. In the middle of the game his legs started to violently convulse and then he threw the ball at the opposing players “backside”. The following video contains sports related content and [...]

Raised Fist Propaganda, a skateboard company from New York, recently issued Brooklyn based skateboarder, Chris Kent, a board with his name on it. Although skateboards were notorious for shocking graphics in the 1980s, skateboarding has taken a newer, more wholesome approach in recent years due to the shocking number of [...]