Basketball “superstar” Kobe Bryant offended America yesterday by opening his mouth and calling a referee a ‘fa**ot’.  Fa**ot is a deragatory slur against people of the homosexual community. Kobe purportedly used this term because he was frustrated over a referee’s bad call.  In response, the NBA fined Kobe only $100,000. NBA [...]

Over the next few weeks we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read. Here we go with our first report. History Ben Roethlisberger, or “Big Ben” as the ladies like to call him, was born in Lima Ohio in 1982. He then [...]

Last Thursday we visited some friends across town. The Ladies wanted to dine out, but it was opening night for Baseball. Our host told us he would “tivo” the game and we could catch up when we got home. After returning home from the delightful dinner, we turned the game [...]

Before the NCAA tournament brackets were even announced chrisTwire predicted the results. As predicted, unholy schools like Harvard and Washington State University did not make the tournament. They were relegated to the “we are playing for 69th place” NIT. First round updates: Red state school Texas defeated Gay Area Oakland [...]

One of the most at risk groups of problem children are girls put on a basketball path by negligent parenting.  Every good parent should understand there is an inherent risk of lesbianism that comes with having a girl who plays basketball.    While the scientific mechanics of this phenomena have been [...]

5 do’s and 5 don’ts to making the best NCAA Bracket picks! The bible is against gambling, so you should not take part in any pools for money . If you do, you will be treated like the moneychangers of old. However, if you are involved in an honorable contest [...]

Brandon Davies was dismissed from BYU’s basketball team after he admitted to having consentual sexual relations with his girlfriend, the Salt Lake Tribune reported. BYU’s honor code forbids students from having premarital sex and instructs them to “live a chaste and virtuous life.” The newspaper reported that Davies met with [...]

Known as being a British gent of urbane swagger and strong hand for the ladies, new insider reports reveal that like most other soccer players, Carroll is actually a big softie. On the day of the Super Bowl, it is important to remind foreign readers that football is the term [...]

Shame upon you, for you have tried a communist searching trick that betrays the very essence of capitalism and Democracy! You have tried to escape the words of your Pastor or your Loving Wife, in order to sneak a flesh peak of Super Bowl XLV coverage upon your iPhone!  Be [...]

Last week there was exclusive footage of how wives get jealous of football season. Look at this article which reveals a wife publically gyrating in a fit of sin, to supposedly inflate her husband and distract him from the big game. If you look closely, however, you will see she [...]

I am disgusted and this is exactly why I will never let my wife go to a football game with my and the guys. She will just embarrass me just like this and for you young newlyweds out there, be warned! Womens is needy and will do strip shows at [...]

As if it wasn’t bad enough that we already let people like Vijay Singh and Tiger Woods mar our good game of golf with their bizaree darkness, we now see this fine sport is becoming the battlegrounds for the ever present gay agenda. There is a golfer named Lana Lawless. [...]

The British are an arrogant people who think their nation’s long history of looting, plundering and disrespecting burgeoning cultures gives them a title of aristocracy. The fact of the matter is simple: British people are a droll, lifeless lot who do not respect core values such as determined work and [...]

Former trusted golf ace Tiger Woods divorced his beautiful and caring wife Elin Nordgren only weeks ago, yet we see the furnaces of adultery still wildly power the chambers of Woods’ cheating heart. Tiger Woods betrayed America. He betrayed the trust we had in him, in letting the nation’s youth [...]

This past weekend marked the beginning of yet another NFL football season. To many American men, the next 18 weeks are the best 18 weeks of the year. We here at the DoA proudly count ourselves amongst that group. Rev. Litrell Reeding, on the other hand, is not one of [...]