In the images above, a male member clearly bulges out from female lingerie.  These shocking, in-your-face new items will be hitting a store shelf new you. Brisbane, Australia (CWGlobal) - Men who have longed for their loins to be held within the fabric of their wive’s lingerie or panties need to [...]

As soon as news broke about the break-up of My Chemical Romance, millions of children ages 11-16 went on Twitter and Facebook to log their disappointment and pen their social media suicide notes.  MCR, as they are known by “Scene Kids” and “Emo kids” around the world, told everyone today [...]

New York’s Health Department today announced that if you engage in homosexualist backside dallying, you need to be vaccinated for meningitis. This adds to the already long list of Gay Bowel Diseases caused by the sinful act of poo-pushing. For years, we at Christwire have warned of the consequences of [...]

FOR many years worried Christians have been warning that gay marriage would lead to all sorts of terrible consequences — legalised paedophilia, Mormon polygamy and furrysexual furverts marrying their long-suffering huskies (and continuing to do unnatural things to their sheaths and tail holes). But not even in their sweatiest fever [...]

I have once again uncovered a secret plot to overtake America. It seems that illegal Mexicans are now bleaching their skin and moving into gated communities with normal humans. While it is bad enough that these burrito eating banditos are sneaking across the border in the millions and creating new [...]

Recently, I wrote about a bakery in Portland, Oregon that was being unfairly protested, and now it seems that a Florist in Richland, Washington is suffering the same fate. The woman, Baronelle Stutzman, told her longtime homosexualist customer, of over 20 years, that she could not supply flowers for his [...]

As many of you know, I have recently been on a World-wide missionary trip. I have traveled to many faraway and exotic lands, bringing clean drinking water, technology and, of course, Christianity to the squalor of these third world countries. The truly amazing thing about these places is how happy [...]

There are many different conspiracy theories about this recent meteor attack on Russia, but Christwire has discovered the truth. First, let me debunk all the “theories”, and then I will tell you what actually happened. Many of you are already thinking that I will say it had something to do [...]

Hello everyone.  I’m new to the Christwire Flock.  My name is Milton Freewater, Jr, and I am a Youth Minister with one of Christwire’s satellite churches.  I haven’t really read this website much because I was just recently hired on.  I hope we can all enjoy some great discussions of [...]

A few weeks ago, a bakery in a suburb of Portland, Or called Gresham, garnered National News attention. It wasn’t due to the fact that they make cakes baked with the love of Jesus in every one of them, but because they exercised their legal right to refuse service to [...]

By Mark E. Figs   How to begin an article about a flamboyant twink man-boy who parades around onstage with the tenacity of Liberace all Popper’d up; a young man-boy who disrespects elected officials enough to wear overalls to a state event, who entices millions of young (often unnattractive) women [...]