Lingerie Firm Selling Women’s Underwear for Men

April 29, 2013 12:22 pm51 comments
Lingerie Firm Selling Women’s Underwear for Men

 In the images above, a male member clearly bulges out from female lingerie.  These shocking, in-your-face new items will be hitting a store shelf new you. Brisbane, Australia (CWGlobal) - Men who have longed for their loins to be held within the fabric of their wive’s lingerie or panties need to [...]

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My Chemical Romance Breaks Up, Emosexuals Around The World Commit Mass Suicide

March 24, 2013 3:33 am158 comments
My Chemical Romance carries what is left of their career

As soon as news broke about the break-up of My Chemical Romance, millions of children ages 11-16 went on Twitter and Facebook to log their disappointment and pen their social media suicide notes.  MCR, as they are known by “Scene Kids” and “Emo kids” around the world, told everyone today [...]

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Newest Gay Bowel Disease Confirmed: Meningitis

12:27 am13 comments
Two homogays catching diseases in a gay bath house

New York’s Health Department today announced that if you engage in homosexualist backside dallying, you need to be vaccinated for meningitis. This adds to the already long list of Gay Bowel Diseases caused by the sinful act of poo-pushing. For years, we at Christwire have warned of the consequences of [...]

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Will Russia get Alaska back because of gay marriage?

March 21, 2013 12:55 pm26 comments
Will Russia get Alaska back because of gay marriage?

FOR many years worried Christians have been warning that gay marriage would lead to all sorts of terrible consequences — legalised paedophilia, Mormon polygamy and furrysexual furverts marrying their long-suffering huskies (and continuing to do unnatural things to their sheaths and tail holes). But not even in their sweatiest fever [...]

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Is My Neighbor A Secret Mexican?

March 17, 2013 1:39 am68 comments
My next door neighbor, exposed as a secret Mexican

I have once again uncovered a secret plot to overtake America. It seems that illegal Mexicans are now bleaching their skin and moving into gated communities with normal humans. While it is bad enough that these burrito eating banditos are sneaking across the border in the millions and creating new [...]

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Gays Refused Flowers and Cake… By Jesus

March 10, 2013 1:54 am53 comments
Who is the real victim here?

Recently, I wrote about a bakery in Portland, Oregon that was being unfairly protested, and now it seems that a Florist in Richland, Washington is suffering the same fate. The woman, Baronelle Stutzman, told her longtime homosexualist customer, of over 20 years, that she could not supply flowers for his [...]

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Third World Bus Mission: Detroit

February 24, 2013 2:15 am68 comments
The buses in Third World countries like Detroit are not as nice as the buses in America.

As many of you know, I have recently been on a World-wide missionary trip. I have traveled to many faraway and exotic lands, bringing clean drinking water, technology and, of course, Christianity to the squalor of these third world countries. The truly amazing thing about these places is how happy [...]

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What Really Caused The Meteorite Crash In Russia?

February 17, 2013 3:07 am33 comments
Putin rides the meteor to earth, just to blame it on the U.S.

There are many different conspiracy theories about this recent meteor attack on Russia, but Christwire has discovered the truth. First, let me debunk all the “theories”, and then I will tell you what actually happened. Many of you are already thinking that I will say it had something to do [...]

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Is Hip Hop More Dangerous Than Black Veiled Brides And Blood On The Dance Floor?

February 10, 2013 4:12 am11 comments
Even L.L. Cool J seems to agree that Hip Hop is worse than Emo music.

Hello everyone.  I’m new to the Christwire Flock.  My name is Milton Freewater, Jr, and I am a Youth Minister with one of Christwire’s satellite churches.  I haven’t really read this website much because I was just recently hired on.  I hope we can all enjoy some great discussions of [...]

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Portland, OR Bakery Being Illegally Boycotted For Believing In The Bible, Homogay Agenda Involved

1:49 am127 comments
Portland, OR Bakery Being Illegally Boycotted For Believing In The Bible, Homogay Agenda Involved

A few weeks ago, a bakery in a suburb of Portland, Or called Gresham, garnered National News attention. It wasn’t due to the fact that they make cakes baked with the love of Jesus in every one of them, but because they exercised their legal right to refuse service to [...]

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Justin Bieber: Drug Addict, Twink, Murderer — A Role Model?

January 7, 2013 6:19 pm315 comments
Justin Bieber: Drug Addict, Twink, Murderer — A Role Model?

By Mark E. Figs   How to begin an article about a flamboyant twink man-boy who parades around onstage with the tenacity of Liberace all Popper’d up; a young man-boy who disrespects elected officials enough to wear overalls to a state event, who entices millions of young (often unnattractive) women [...]

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