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		<title>New Gay DC Character Revealed to be Batman in Identity</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/05/new-gay-dc-character-revealed-to-be-batman-in-identity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 05:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My old buddy Tyson Bowers III and I have long preached about the hidden world of homosexuality in comics.  We&#8217;ve written hundreds of reports and given many sermons on the issue, so it should come as no surprise that DC is now officially announcing that one of its characters is gay. Tyson long speculated that the Spider-man, with his subliminal man goo webs of sins would be the secret colon dabbler.  I always put my money on Batman, who likes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did God DDOS the Pirate Bay Down (thepiratebay.org down) For Releasing Marvel&#8217;s The Avengers?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 20:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dudson Wallace</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=28597</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[God smashes communist website The Pirate Bay Down with DDOS, angry for uncapitalistic release of Marvel&#8217;s The Avengers. Marvel Studios has finally atoned for being a comic book production company. With America&#8217;s economy suffering under the socialist reign of Czar Obama, Marvel&#8217;s production of a global blockbuster movie with a character named &#8220;Captain America&#8221; at the helm was the perfect impetus to our road to recovery. So far, Marvel&#8217;s new movie has only made over $1 billion dollar global. Yes, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/05/behind-every-successful-man-is-his-woman-behind-the-fall-of-a-successful-man-is-usually-another-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 16:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Collins</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=28489</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Bill Clinton. Tiger Woods. John Edwards. Michael Huffington. Rudy Giuliani. Michael Jordan. Magic Johnson. Newt Gingrich. Mike Collins. The list goes on and on my friends. They say that behind a successfull man is his woman. I say behind the fall of a succeessful man is usually another woman. Women are the greatest pleasure and greatest curse to man. Without women, just imagine who boring life would be? Every day would be like getting stuck in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Emma Watson Tramp Stamp, Kissing Groupie at Coachella 2012</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/04/emma-watson-tramp-stamp-kissing-groupie-at-coachella-2012/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/04/emma-watson-tramp-stamp-kissing-groupie-at-coachella-2012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 23:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=28200</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If it were not bad enough Emma Watson was caught kissing groupie &#8216;bros&#8217; at Coachella 2012, as I reported two days ago she has a live action Tramp Stamp.  Emma Watson tramp stamp. Lights. Camera. Devilwhore action! That symbol on her back is a drawing by the same demon who posssesed Charlie Manson.  With Charlie Manson having no way to get out of jail usin gup his last parole, we now see it has made its mark of the witch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pizza Hut Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza, Proves British Ruin Everything</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/04/pizza-hut-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza-proves-british-ruin-everything/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=28111</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[United Kingdom opens Pizza Hut franchises, immediately offer hot dog stuffed crust pizza with mustard drizzle. London, United Kingdom &#8211; The British continue to ruin every good thing about America.    Today the Redcoat misfits were allowed to open Pizza Hut in their tiny little country.  But, surprise, surprise, they have already ruined it.  If it&#8217;s not bad enough that they charge a 80 poundspence (about a two dimes and a quarter in American really money) tarriff on a slice, it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atheists Invent Shaggy Tyrannosaur, Lead More Children To Evolutionary Hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2012 21:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Vos Savant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Atheist scientists release &#8220;Shaggy Tyranosaur&#8221; fabrication to steal attention from Christ on Easter 2012, lead children&#8217;s thought to absurd evolutionary theory. Around sixty years ago, a cabal of &#8216;scientists&#8217; who were actually anti-Christian militants invented a &#8220;Big Bang&#8221; theory.  This theory is absurd in that it violates the 1st and 2nd laws of thermodynamics, yet liberals have so corrupted our education system that its allowed to be taught. It&#8217;s this very theory that teaches such things that a man mated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kony 2012 &#8211; Invisible Children Founder Jason Russell Allegedly Makes Masturbatory Gestures, Drunk in Public</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/03/kony-2012-invisible-children-founder-jason-russell-allegedly-makes-masturbatory-gestures-drunk-in-public/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/03/kony-2012-invisible-children-founder-jason-russell-allegedly-makes-masturbatory-gestures-drunk-in-public/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 22:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Vos Savant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The co-founder of Invisible Children &#8212; the video that recently surfaced on Facebook and made the world 30-minute activists &#8212; Jason Russell has been allegedly detained in San Diego.  The alleged crimed?  &#8220;Being drunk in public and masturbating, &#8221; according to San Diego&#8217;s NBC. To figure out which man in the image above is Jason Russell, one may benefit from reading Dr. Stephenson&#8217;s Billings&#8217; study on how to profile a masturbator. The viral KONY 2012 video has given many a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Leo Gallagher Suffers Heart Attack, Hospitalized in Texas</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/03/leo-gallagher-suffers-heart-attack-hospitalized-in-texas/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/03/leo-gallagher-suffers-heart-attack-hospitalized-in-texas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 11:27:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiernan Kincaid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Famed watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher suffered a heart attack in Texas. Long known for tormenting our sin-skinned friends by wasting their favorite food as a joke, Gallagher has long been a favorite comedian of mine. Leo Gallagher was scheduled to perform one of his always classic shows in Texas. Reports detail that Gallagher previously suffered a heart attack during a March 2011 performance in Minnesota. Staff at Hat of Tracks, the club where Gallagher was to perform before his heart attack, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pat Robertson Endorses Steak and a BJ Day &#8211; That&#8217;s March 14th!</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/03/pat-robertson-endorses-steak-and-a-bj-day-thats-march-14th/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/03/pat-robertson-endorses-steak-and-a-bj-day-thats-march-14th/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 22:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blanche Beecham</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of young people will dismiss the right reverend Pat Robertson as a Granpa Biblebelt, but nothing could be further from the truth. When asked if the carnal slurping and lurping of congenitals between married couples is right or even appropriate, ol&#8217; Pat gave a thrilling endorsement of March 14, National Steak and a BJ day. Founded as a masculine alternative to Valentine&#8217;s day, Steak and BJ Day is a holiday heartily endorsed by most men but few women. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kony 2012 &#8211; The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of Facebook Causes (Invisible Children of Uganda)</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/03/kony-2012-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-of-facebook-causes/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/03/kony-2012-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-of-facebook-causes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 20:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Aschner-Barsky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are on Facebook, by now some of your friends have posted the &#8220;Kony 2012&#8243; viral video. The video depicts the notorious leader of the Lord&#8217;s Resistance Army, Joseph Kony. Among multiple crimes committed, Kony is best known for his arming of children and coercing them to join his forces. To date, Kony has forced over 66,000 children to fight for him, has forced countless girls into a form of sex slavery and has caused the internal displacement of [...]]]></description>
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