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		<title>Superbowl 2012 Kickoff Time</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/superbowl-2012-kickoff-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Nordgren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Superbowl 2012 Kickoff time is 6:29 pm.  After all the festivities, it will probably be a good 30 minutes later.  Madonna, MIA and some other talentless singer are slated to do the Super Bowl halftime show.  Madonna is trying to claim she is not going to do anything shocking, but we shall see.  95-year-olds don&#8217;t work out like crazy to not show off their bodies.  Just look at how many times Kathy Griffin has stripped over the last few [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Game of Thrones Season Two &#8220;Shadow&#8221; Trailer Reveals Dr. Stephenson Billings&#8217; Right About Show&#8217;s Perversion</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/game-of-thrones-season-two-shadow-trailer-reveals-dr-stephenson-billings-right-about-shows-perversion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 03:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WARNING:  Game of Thrones is an IMMORAL, LOW-BUDGET B MOVIE ROMPUS OF EXPOSED FLESH, CHEAP EXPLOSIONS AND WITCHCRAFT.  THE POINT OF THE SHOW IS TO GAIN VIEWERS USING THE SOUTH PARK METHOD:  TOILET HUMOR.  INSTEAD OF HUMOR, THE SHOW USES &#8220;TOILET FANTASY&#8221; AS ITS NEW COINED GENRE.  DEMAND ANY WOMEN/CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE WATCHING THE GAME OF THRONES SEASON TWO SHADOW TRAILER.  THEN PRAY AND READ STEPHENSON BILLINGS EXPOSE ON THIS HORRIBLE SHOW.]]></description>
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		<title>Gay Sneeze Disease:  Have You Been Infected?</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/gay-sneeze-disease-have-you-been-infected/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Vos Savant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If a gay has sneezed on you, you probably have it. During the Dark Ages, homosexuality was rampant. With the church being weakened and the world far removed from the ability to read or practice Christianity, immoral lifestyles lead humans to fall prey to many different diseases. The most notable of all illnesses was the homosexually spread gay bowel disesase, also known as the Bubonic Plague.Also called &#8220;The Black Death&#8221;, the disease was first spread in a region of Europe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Adopts Girlfriend as Daughter</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/man-adopts-girlfriend-as-daughter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Terrified NASA scientists watch God brew up another storm to strike down Washington state if they pass gay marriage. Let&#8217;s see what&#8217;s going on in gay marriage is legal America today:  man adopts girlfriend as daughter. Now many of you good people are not surprised, because you know for every one gay four innocent people get backside attacked. We warned everyone that when gays were given the &#8216;right&#8217; to marry, there would be consequences.  We&#8217;ve already seen God wipe out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women Who Marry and Hyphenate Their Last Names Are Sluts</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/women-who-marry-and-hyphenate-their-last-names-are-sluts/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/02/women-who-marry-and-hyphenate-their-last-names-are-sluts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Collins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women of today will cover their ears and deny the authority of their men. That is because men of today have no spine and are weak. Get your women in control men. And God said &#8220;Let there be light.&#8221; And it was so. And it should be the way every time a man opens his mouth. &#8220;Woman, shut up and turn on the light.&#8221; It should be so and it should be good. A good woman does a command just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Les Miserables Movie Star Taylor Swift a Chinese spy?</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/is-les-miserables-movie-star-taylor-swift-a-chinese-spy/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/01/is-les-miserables-movie-star-taylor-swift-a-chinese-spy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 03:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>August Weisz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(chrisTwire) &#8212; It has just been reported that Taylor Swift has been offered the heavily coveted role of Eponine in the star-studded upcoming film adaptation of the musical &#8220;Les Miserables”. According to the Huffington Post; Swift&#8217;s casting represents not only a major step in her acting career but also a major and perhaps unexpected victory over a number of star actresses vying for the part in the Tom Hooper-directed film. The Post reported that Scarlett Johansson, Lea Michele and Evan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hugo Chavez Accuses US Of Giving Him Cancer</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2011/12/hugo-chavez-accuses-us-of-giving-him-cancer/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2011/12/hugo-chavez-accuses-us-of-giving-him-cancer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 09:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rachel Aschner-Barsky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez accuses US of potentially &#8216;giving&#8217; him cancer Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has hinted that he believes the US may be responsible for a &#8216;very strange&#8217; cancer outbreak among several South American leaders, including himself. The patently outspoken politician has been a long time critic of the US and a champion for the emergence of increasingly socialist nations like Cuba and Venezuela as a power within the Western hemisphere. Only days ago, Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Korean Dictator Jim Kong Il, Inspiration for the Occupy Wall Street Movement, Dead at 69</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2011/12/korean-dictator-jim-kong-il-inspiration-for-the-occupy-wall-street-movement-dead-at-69/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2011/12/korean-dictator-jim-kong-il-inspiration-for-the-occupy-wall-street-movement-dead-at-69/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephenson Billings</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Communist dictator Jim Kong Il, the leader of the Asian nation of Korea, has died at age 69. The longtime despot gained international infamy when President George W. Bush recognized his role in violence and evil around the world, naming him a key figure in the notorious &#8220;Axis of Evil.&#8221; Other members of that select cabal of unholy criminals are now dead, including Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden. Kong&#8217;s reign was one of violence and terror. He stole nuclear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Electromagnetic Therapy; Does It Work? I don&#8217;t know. Ask The 20,000 Dead People Who Tried It.</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2011/11/electromagnetic-therapy-does-it-work-i-dont-know-ask-the-20000-dead-people-who-tried-it-2/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2011/11/electromagnetic-therapy-does-it-work-i-dont-know-ask-the-20000-dead-people-who-tried-it-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sandra O'connor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Friends: The time has come for me to discuss with you about the most repulsive of &#8220;alternative medicines&#8221; of today. Electromagnetic Therapy is the supposed alternative to curing Cancers, Ulcers, Nerve Disorders (whatever those might entail), headaches, burns, chronic pains (Why the usual pain pills aren&#8217;t working is questionable and worth looking into), and so many other diseases and whatnots. In my own beliefs I have become sickened with disgust and hate for the doctors, if you want to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cult of Apple Fans Cursed with NoMoreRack Scam</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2011/11/cult-of-apple-fans-cursed-with-nomorerack-scam/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2011/11/cult-of-apple-fans-cursed-with-nomorerack-scam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 12:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amber Vos Savant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like a classic tale of Loki having the last laugh on pathetic humans, Apple computer&#8217;s legion fanboys were allegedly hit with an epic prank over the early morning hours of Saturday. Naturally oddball eccentrics who do weird things like protest with the &#8220;99% #Occupy protestors&#8221; even though they are trust-fund kids and wax poetic about the woes of capitalism and state rights from their $400 iPhones, the tastes and habits of Apple fans are far too kooky for us more reasonable [...]]]></description>
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