Genesis 2:24 Further Proves Why Gay Marriage is Illegal

May 12, 2010 12:45 am10 comments

Obama is trying to pick a Supreme Court justice who is going to approve gay marriage. Gay marriage must remain against the law because it is against our nation’s Christian heritage, the path our founding fathers implicitly stated we are to follow. Here is the proof of why gay marriage [...]

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Obama Hires A Transgenic Women As New Supreme Court Justice

May 10, 2010 11:41 pm13 comments

Barack Hussein Obama has gone over the line and destroyed the Constitution of America! He has hired a transgenic gay woman to be the new Supreme Court Justice! My anger is riled! How did we ever get to this point, my friends? America was founded as a Christian nation under [...]

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Blacks Invent New Rape Rap Dance

May 3, 2010 2:18 am2 comments

The blacks have created yet another pervert dance. When we see statistics about how women are getting attacked in urban dancing clubs and neighborhoods, we have no further to look then this type of sick nonsense to blame. EMBED-Big Girl Reggae Dance Breaks Table – Watch more free videos

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Mexicans Riot, Protest Our New Get Out Laws

May 2, 2010 12:01 am9 comments
Mexicans Riot, Protest Our New Get Out Laws

Today Texas and Arizona approved laws that allow us to round up any suspicious Mexicans for Immigration Services. We can now screen them and hopefully kick them out of our country to the wastelands from where they come. This is more proof why profiling works. Naturally, the aliens were upset [...]

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Gay Chefs Lurer Childrens With Gay Bagels

May 1, 2010 2:04 pm13 comments
Gay Chefs Lurer Childrens With Gay Bagels

Parents alert! Parents, alert! I have warned you that this summer, the gays are looking for more ways to kidnap our children and lead them into wicked ways. They know school will soon be out and that children all over will be roaming around their neighborhoods, looking for something to [...]

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Gays Using Pink Bikes to Trick Childrens>?

April 29, 2010 9:06 pm9 comments
Gays Using Pink Bikes to Trick Childrens>?

Today I find more evidence of gays trying to snatch childrens right from under our noses. Now that their Big Gay Ice Cream Trucks have failed, they now try to use pink bikes! This is just an example of what it may look like to young Sally or James when [...]

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China Stripped of 2000 Gymnastics Medal for Underage Girl Gymnasts

April 28, 2010 10:20 pm1 comment

As we long suspected, China cheats at Olympic sports. After they somehow managed to defeat the US Olympic Gymnastics team, we heard insider reports which suggested the Chinese had the audacity to use underage gymnasts. People tried to say ChristWire’s claims were biased and not trustworthy, due to our userbase [...]

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Breaking: America Nuked By Iran, Millions Dead

April 14, 2010 7:49 pm32 comments
Breaking:  America Nuked By Iran, Millions Dead

Behold and heed my words, for this headline shall reign TRUE if we do not impeach Hussein Obama today. Barack Hussein Obama has teamed with Russia to build nuclear weapons for Iran. Obama has done this because he is a Muslim! Iran is a Muslim country and professes its faith [...]

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Obama, Russia Announce Iran Will Have Nukes in August

7:39 pm2 comments
Obama, Russia Announce Iran Will Have Nukes in August

Barack Obama has shown his true colors. Only days after announcing the United States will disarm all of its nuclear weapons, Barack Hussein Obama made an appearance with Russia President Medvedev to announce Iran will have nuclear technology by August. Obama and Medvedev shook hands as a hush fell over [...]

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Rio De Janiero Flooded With Holy Waters

April 6, 2010 7:19 pm4 comments
Rio De Janiero Flooded With Holy Waters

Rio de Janiero is one of the most sin-filled filth cities on Earth. The Mexicans there no know bounds to depravity, so God had to flood them with holy rains from heaven. Behold! It really breaks my heart to see this have to happen to cities. The Bible warns there [...]

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Petition Against ObamaCare: Sign to Repeal it Here

March 22, 2010 10:01 pm2 comments
Petition Against ObamaCare:  Sign to Repeal it Here

ObamaCare is going to destroy America. It is up to us voters to repeal the democrats and ObamaCare. Vote them all down. At the following petition we have joined forces with other real Americans like you. We refuse to give free healthcare to illegal Mexicans and we REFUSE TO PAY [...]

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More Proof Lindsay Lohan is Lesbian Vampire

March 15, 2010 7:37 pm5 comments
More Proof Lindsay Lohan is Lesbian Vampire

Several weeks ago I penned an investigation piece that reveals suspicion that Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian Vampire. Typical liberal critics tried to claim I did not have enough proof and the photo documentation could have been fabricated. Today here is yet more proof that yields credence Lindsay Lohan is [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Sues Etrade $100 Million for “Milkaholic” Ad

March 9, 2010 1:34 pm10 comments
Lindsay Lohan Sues Etrade $100 Million for “Milkaholic” Ad

Lindsay Lohan is in the news again, this time for suing Etrade Financial for airing a “milkaholic” ad. Lohan, a once promising actress who has nearly ruined her career with drugs and a wild lifestyle, claims that E*trade Financial Corp aired a commercial with a ‘milkaholic” baby girl that had [...]

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New Zealand Woman Sells Souls To Highest Bidder

9:28 am10 comments

I’ve always suspected that people from the Australia and New Zealand portion of Earth were not quite right. They call chickens “chook” and always look sort of different when you see them in airports; they are just off. So it should come as no surprise that a women from New [...]

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Ipad Skit Gains an Audience

January 31, 2010 6:42 am1 comment

Like most commie Apple products, the iPod is something that should be avoided. Apple is a very questionable company that promotes questionable ‘faggy’ behavior in college and is not moral.

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