Brett Favre Is The Greatest Quarterback of All Time

November 2, 2009 12:42 pm1 comment

Brett Favre stands alone and grizzled, like a viking hero of old lore. He can wield a football and armor to defeat any opponent, even when he places a strategic ‘loss’ to the defending champion Pittsburgh Steelers so as to make a surprise attack and victory down the road. Grizzled, [...]

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Barack Obama: “Democrats are an opinionated bunch. You know, the other side, they just kinda sometimes do what they’re told. Democrats, y’all thinkin’ for yourselves.”

October 22, 2009 11:10 am4 comments

Barack Hussein Obama had the nerve to get sassy with God’s Own Party (GOP), the Republicans. At a recent speech, a haughty Obama told Republicans to “do what they’re told”. How dare he speak to Senators and House Members in such a way! I really wish this were the 1950s, [...]

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Raj Rajaratnam, Galleon Hedge Fund Group Gets Busted For Money Sins

October 16, 2009 1:27 pm1 comment

Greed is one of the seven sins and someone with suspicious name Raj Rajaratnam has been arrested for unAmerican insider trading. Capitalism is built upon the principles of honesty and integrity. It is always such a sad situation to see there are unscrupulous individuals with our divine market plan, always [...]

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KCAL 9 Claim Tape of California State Assembly Republican Member Michael Duvall of Spanking, Banging Two Married Lobbyists with Sex

September 9, 2009 1:56 pm8 comments

Democrats claim House Republican Michael Duvall bragged “So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it…” and even more explicit things in direct microphone, release tape to public. The Democrat KCAL 9 media team of Los Angeles is up to its old tricks again, this time trying to [...]

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Why Can’t I Own A Canadian?

August 31, 2009 12:39 am373 comments

Growing up in Southern California, my family was blessed to own three house Mexicans. Though they did not speak much American, they still had hearts of gold. They would cook, clean, garden and tend to my siblings and me, all with a kindly smile and steadfast determination. At the end [...]

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Do Some Online Shopping at bestbuy.com

June 3, 2009 5:32 amComments Off

As our economy continues to falter with bank failures and car companies like GM being stolen by Obama and his gangster administration, it is up to us — the good, common class Republican folks — to save our country’s economy. To do this we must support American businesses, be it [...]

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NORTH KOREA LAUNCHS SECOND NUCLEAR WEAPON

May 28, 2009 12:13 amComments Off
NORTH KOREA LAUNCHS SECOND NUCLEAR WEAPON

NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES SECOND NUCLEAR BOMB My friends, I have just returned back from Wal-mart and have filled my basement with the amenities to life. I have bought everything from 30 handles of Sam’s Choice drinking water to canned beans of every sort and variety. I encourage you to do [...]

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Chinese Father Forces Kid to Eat Hot Sauce

May 18, 2009 11:48 pm1 comment

In the following video it appears a Chinese father is forcing his son to eat hot sauce. I cannot even fathom how a self-respecting parent could force their precious child to eat the dirty products of Mexico. You can also see the father starts to laugh as his boy starts [...]

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Defenseless Christians Persecuted in Iraq, Flee

2:40 am5 comments

Heartbreak in Iraq has persecution of Christians reaches a crucial threshold. Since 2003, over half of Iraq’s Christian population has been forced to flee the country as they face imminent threat from various Muslim individuals in the nation. As reported by the Associated press, the nearly 50% of Iraqi Christians [...]

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Dad Chastises Son For Crying Like Girl on Camera

May 17, 2009 10:37 am1 comment

What a shameful day for a father when the mysteries of internet technology and perverse culture combine to let us son cry like a women for all the world to see! My heart truly goes out to this family. A young man pulls out a piece of technology called an [...]

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Susan Boyle Sings My Heart Will Go On

April 18, 2009 11:09 pmComments Off

Celine Dion is crying herself to sleep tonight, as everyone’s favorite singer Susan Boyle did an impromptu rendition of Titanic theme-song My Heart Will Go On tonight. My friends, the ardent sounds of Susan’s voice are so powerful and soothing that I bet they even warmed the ice-cold fingers of [...]

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Amanda Beard Playboy Pics and Michael Phelps Banned for Bong Pics

February 6, 2009 6:04 am2 comments
Amanda Beard Playboy Pics and Michael Phelps Banned for Bong Pics

Last week disappointment was the name of the game as none other than champion American Olympian Michael Phelps was caught smoking some wacky-tabacky drugs. The American hero who easily defeated foreign swimmers of lesser counties during the Olympics did not say no to drugs, and is now paying the price. [...]

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Couple That Met on Internet Gets Married at Taco Bell

January 13, 2009 12:14 pm8 comments

The sanctity of marriage continues to take a dive, as the advent of the internet had emboldened random strangers to meet up and get married. One of the most recent couples to partake in this strange form of union are in the following video. Instead of planning a traditional wedding, [...]

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