Have you noticed it’s a little darker than usual outside? It’s no coincidence that the Winter Solstice is on a crash course collision with The End  Days as predicted by Mayan Time keepers. That marks today’s sunrise on  12-21-2012 as the official Dawn of Destruction, it is upon us [...]

The fine women of Chi Omega sorority have drawn media attention this week for the photo above.  Many touchy media groups are turning this photograph, displaying humor common amongst college students, into a big deal and saying that the sorority photograph is racist.   What do you think?

The 2012 – 2013 football season has officially become the worst for the Kansas City Chiefs. Marred by a season of losses, not being able to score and being the general whipping boy of the NFL is no longer the worst of the Chiefs’ worry. New reports indicate that a [...]

  By Eunice W. Trends in social media reveal increased deviant behavior towards animals, cartoons and fantasy creatures. This maladjusted epidemic has infected the bloodstream of our American nervous system, it is unsightly and it aches the heart!  Tumblr is a magnet of voracious hedonism, Twitter and Facebook equally self [...]

  Here at The Institute for Moral Consumerism, we’ve spent countless hours researching the latest hot toys to hit the market, just in time for the holidays. The ladies at church ask, ” Eunice, why would you spend eight weeks locked in a cellar with 3,000 inappropriate  toys?” Why, you [...]

The brilliant engineers of YouTube have brought mankind one step closer to creating a universal translator.   On every rap video on Youtube, if you are signed into your accound and logging in from a nice suburban home or perhaps a tier one university, you will be given an option to ‘Turn [...]

No!  No!  No!  My world is like totally ruined, right now.  It’s a gag me with a spoon moment.  Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were the most presh couple in Hollywood!  Now, they are broken up.  I just knew that homewrecker Taylor Swift had her eyes pierced on Justin Bieber.  [...]

In an amazing turn of events, after MSNBC, CNN, and HuffPo all claimed victory for Barack Obama in the 2012 election, Obama has withdrawn from the race. During the election coverage, many of the liberal news networks were showing video of Barack Obama’s Kenyan homeland where his fellow tribesmen were [...]

by Mark E. Figs Mitch Lucker, probably high on Jim Daniel’s whiskey. Teens worldwide are mourning the death of death-core legend Mitch Lucker, frontman of Suicide Silence, who was killed in a motorcycle accident the day after Halloween. It’s reasonable to infer that those mourning (outside of his family) are [...]

Possessed tongues unified in releasing the Satanic chants of Satan, Legend of Zelda occult members hold a summoning where the Prince of Darkness appears in a double triforce of fire and helps them bring destruction and chaos upon the world. With but a chant and the play of a new Satanic instrument [...]

by Mark E. Figs This man, on his way to a Gay Negroes for Obama rally, smiled at our photographers and said “Obama’s giving me a phone.” The days of President Homeboy are numbered. With hurricane Sandy’s path of destruction came the clear-cut sign from God that he is tired [...]

In this terrifying photograph, you can see God’s anger for New York revealed.  Liberals are trying to claim this photograph is fake and that Hurricane Sandy did not happen, so that we cannot fearmonger and say this hurricane is just a taste of what will happen if Barack Obama is [...]

St. Pete Beach, FL – Chris Christie rolled into Tampa Bay early Tuesday morning and instantly started blowing his heated words all over the Democratic platform.  Not one to be outdone by a little hurricane, Christie immediately started in on California Governor Jerry Brown, saying the ‘retread’ is a failure [...]

Holy muscles drenched by the tears of heavens, Tim Tebow’s fitness is only outdone by his ability to create miracles in the endzone.  Tim Tebow’s Madden rating has many people jealously excited to wield the second greatest quarterback to ever play the game in Madden 2013. John Madden NFL 2013 [...]

Hard core gangster wrapper James Todd Smith, better known as “Ladies Love Cool James” or LL Cool J for short, has been a ruthless hoodlum for decades. First he ran roughshod over the music industry in the 1980s, then he became a failed Hollywood actor, finally settling at a low [...]