Hugo Chavez Accuses US Of Giving Him Cancer

December 29, 2011 4:23 am5 comments
Hugo Chavez Accuses US Of Giving Him Cancer

Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez accuses US of potentially ‘giving’ him cancer Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has hinted that he believes the US may be responsible for a ‘very strange’ cancer outbreak among several South American leaders, including himself. The patently outspoken politician has been a long time critic of the [...]

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Korean Dictator Jim Kong Il, Inspiration for the Occupy Wall Street Movement, Dead at 69

December 19, 2011 12:14 am94 comments
Korean Dictator Jim Kong Il, Inspiration for the Occupy Wall Street Movement, Dead at 69

Communist dictator Jim Kong Il, the leader of the Asian nation of Korea, has died at age 69. The longtime despot gained international infamy when President George W. Bush recognized his role in violence and evil around the world, naming him a key figure in the notorious “Axis of Evil.” [...]

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Electromagnetic Therapy; Does It Work? I don’t know. Ask The 20,000 Dead People Who Tried It.

November 17, 2011 4:52 pm29 comments
Electromagnetic Therapy; Does It Work? I don’t know. Ask The 20,000 Dead People Who Tried It.

My Friends: The time has come for me to discuss with you about the most repulsive of “alternative medicines” of today. Electromagnetic Therapy is the supposed alternative to curing Cancers, Ulcers, Nerve Disorders (whatever those might entail), headaches, burns, chronic pains (Why the usual pain pills aren’t working is questionable [...]

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Cult of Apple Fans Cursed with NoMoreRack Scam

November 12, 2011 7:28 am0 comments
Cult of Apple Fans Cursed with NoMoreRack Scam

Like a classic tale of Loki having the last laugh on pathetic humans, Apple computer’s legion fanboys were allegedly hit with an epic prank over the early morning hours of Saturday. Naturally oddball eccentrics who do weird things like protest with the “99% #Occupy protestors” even though they are trust-fund kids [...]

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Now Earthquake in Missouri Strikes, Gay Actors Yet Again to Blame!

November 7, 2011 4:44 am2 comments
Now Earthquake in Missouri Strikes, Gay Actors Yet Again to Blame!

Earthquake in Missouri Saint Joseph, Missouri, civic theater explodes after mighty 6.4 magnitude earthquake ripped through Missouri after gays staged a sarcastic play that advocated gay marriage. Terrified thespians can be seen sashaying and flailing arms as they flee in sin from wrath.” For it is written! Ezekiel 38:19 – [...]

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Oklahoma Rattled with Three 5.3 Earthquakes, Gays Are To Blame (Oklahoma Earthquake 2011)

November 6, 2011 11:21 am8 comments
Oklahoma Rattled with Three 5.3 Earthquakes, Gays Are To Blame (Oklahoma Earthquake 2011)

Oklahoma Earthquake 2011 For it is written: Psalm 60:2 – Thou hast made the earth to tremble; thou hast broken it: heal the breaches thereof; for it shaketh. And then Leviticus 18:22 – “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have [...]

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Gays Create “Do A Barrel Roll” Search Game for Firefox, Chrome

November 3, 2011 4:39 pm11 comments

The homogay agenda is using technology again to digitally recruit innocent people into seeing sick, homosexual things.  They call it search for “Do a barrel roll” game and its a homosexual revealing!  It was Frederick Nietzsche who said, “What has been seen cannot be unseen!” and what more oscene thing [...]

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5 Hertz Employees Fired From Work For Muslim Prayers

October 22, 2011 8:30 am10 comments

Another affront to freedom of religion has been realized in Seattle, Washington.  5 Muslims were singled out for taking approximately ten-minute prayer breaks throughout the day.  It is a required staple of Muslim tradition to pray five times a day and yet we have another example of liberals texturing laws [...]

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Gays Invent New Breed: Bearded Bovine

October 21, 2011 12:07 pm1 comment

Much like the Indians, gays love to baste in sloppy water and divide themselves into different breed castes.  The Caste System of Homosexuality is a graven document the gay community adherents hold dearly.  Only certain varieties of gay are allowed to comingle and our interns are feverishly working to find [...]

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Christian Rick Perry Schools Mormon Mitt Romney

October 19, 2011 11:22 am9 comments

From one of America’s leading investigative journalist’s, Stephenson Billings, is the quote that truly captures what happened at last night’s GOP debate. America’s most sterling Christian, Governor Mitt Romney, schools the polygamist spreading Mormon Mitt Romney who has made billions of dollars off perverse things such as wife trafficking and [...]

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Britney Spears Criminal Video – The Femme Fatal Returns with Raunchy Flesh Exposures

9:43 am5 comments
Britney Spears Criminal Video – The Femme Fatal Returns with Raunchy Flesh Exposures

Britney Spears criminal video is a fleshfest for the eyes. We may not like the countries of the Arabias, but at least they have one thing right. Keep your clothes on, female harpies. This Britney Spears criminal video is purely criminal because it entices men to look at her firming [...]

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Shia LaBeouf Beating on Vancouver Street Proof of Organized Russian Yeti Bigfoot Attacks?

7:46 am29 comments
Shia LaBeouf Beating on Vancouver Street Proof of Organized Russian Yeti Bigfoot Attacks?

Shia LaBeouf Beating on Vancouver Street by “Giant, Hairy” Man Really Proof of Russian Military Claims of Yeti DNA Experiments? This bizarre story starts in the cold, deathly regions of the Soviet Union.  Siberia, an arid and frigid region of Russia is so dismal that it was able to kill [...]

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Charlie Sheen’s Demon Caused Ashton Kutcher to Cheat on Demi Moore with Sara Leal

October 12, 2011 2:35 am18 comments
Charlie Sheen’s Demon Caused Ashton Kutcher to Cheat on Demi Moore with Sara Leal

Ashton Kutcher is slated to become the highest paid tv actor in Hollwood and in a complete shock to everyone, he’s left his nearly 50-year-old wife for a taut and tanned Los Angeles party girl. Is Charlie Sheen and his demons to blame for this infidelity? Swinging machetes and tiger’s [...]

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Top Five Weird Mormon Beliefs That Prove Mitt Romney Cannot be President

October 8, 2011 2:15 pm56 comments
Top Five Weird Mormon Beliefs That Prove Mitt Romney Cannot be President

The Mormons are a people who claim to be Christians, but hide behind the fairy tales of a man with magical Golden Tablets and seer stones.  Today, my friends, our nation is in peril.  A billionaire named Mitt Romney is denying the fact he cannot be president of America.   Romney is [...]

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Chinese Computer Virus Attacks US Drone Fleet

October 7, 2011 2:46 pm5 comments
Chinese Computer Virus Attacks US Drone Fleet

US officials are alarmed after a Chinese created computer virus has crippled the US drone fleet.    According to official reports, the computer virus has infected the cockpits of America’s Predator and Reaper drones.  The computer attack allowed the Chinese to log the drone pilots’ every keystroke as they fly continuous [...]

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