How Well Do You Know Your World? (ChristWire Online Game)

October 3, 2011 3:04 am58 comments

In my time American, I have found Democrats like spend much money on education. Spend here. Spend there. Spend, spend, spend! But the students are not very smart? Why is it that you can spend billions on education and not very everyone is doctor or lawyer? The anger of parents [...]

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The Ballad of Edward Modrake, The Man with the Demon Face

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The Ballad of Edward Modrake, The Man with the Demon Face

Edward Mordrake was a man who lived in the 19th century.  History books detail Mordrake’s life status as a nobleman, a urbane man of English descent.  Unlike many of his fellows, Mordrake was also renown for one genetic anomaly, located on the back of his head:  an extra face. Historical [...]

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Emma Watson Uses New Chest Milkcraft To Entice Youngsters

October 1, 2011 11:02 am35 comments
Emma Watson Uses New Chest Milkcraft To Entice Youngsters

Not but two score ago, an evil writer named JFK Tolkien danced before the blood moon of Twilight lore and was given the Satanic words that became the introduction passage to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Secret. Ever since that fateful night, the Harry Potter franchise has stood for nothing [...]

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ChristWire’s Mike Watson Gives Lewis Black Advance Copy of The ChristWire Handbook (In God We Rust)

September 26, 2011 2:37 am10 comments
ChristWire’s Mike Watson Gives Lewis Black Advance Copy of The ChristWire Handbook (In God We Rust)

ChristWire’s Mike Watson and Lewis Black went head to head, all after Mike caught up with Lewis Black to give him an autgraphed copy of The ChristWire Handbook. Black’s snarky commentary on American society and politics were no match for the holy, soothing words of Watson that sent the crowd [...]

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Terrifying: Japanese Student Walking Routine, Precise

September 12, 2011 11:05 am14 comments

The Japanese have been sneak training an army.  My friends, I tell you what.  The Japanese are still gunning for Pearl Harbor and to dominate America. As you know, after the hijab terrorists of 9/11 the most deadly attack on America was the Japanese at Pearl Harbor.  They allied with [...]

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The real bands Satan Susan got the facts wrong on!

September 9, 2011 11:20 pm71 comments

First up Black Veil Brides (Sorry I don’t know how to post pictures on her)is an American rock band based out of Hollywood, California. The group is composed of Andrew “Andy Six” Biersack (lead vocals), Ashley Purdy (bass, backing vocals), Jake Pitts (lead guitar), Jinxx (guitar, violin), and Christian “CC” [...]

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Caught In Pictures: The Moment Rick Perry Threatened Ron Paul

4:51 pm25 comments
Caught In Pictures:  The Moment Rick Perry Threatened Ron Paul

The moment of confrontation was during a commercial break during last night’s GOP presidential debate.  Ron Paul, the infamous Dr. No of the House, had been riding Texas Governor Rick Perry hard on key, hotpoint issues throughout the debate.  During the commercial break, Governor Perry decided to take the war [...]

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Diamond Planet Found Orbiting Pulsar, By American Scientists

August 27, 2011 1:40 am12 comments
Diamond Planet Found Orbiting Pulsar, By American Scientists

America has discovered a planet made of pure diamond.   Yesterday in scholarly journal Science, reports of a diamond planet found shocked many experts wordwide. The planet is already being called “Girl’s Best Friend” by many and this diamond was found right in our Milky Way galaxy, some 4,000 miles away [...]

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EDM Raver Band Three 6 Mafia Release Alice In Dubstep Land

August 25, 2011 6:14 pm14 comments

As the dangerous world of dubstepping music continues to expand in influence, we see they are now making a play for our nation’s children. Much like urban gangsters, dubsteppers are using young teenagers as their drug runners. Unlike urban gangsters, dubsteppers tend to come from rich, suburban backgrounds and have [...]

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Libya Falls! Gaddafi Bows Before President George W. Bush

August 22, 2011 5:28 am2 comments
Libya Falls!  Gaddafi Bows Before President George W. Bush

[cetsEmbedGmap src=http://maps.google.com/maps/place?ftid=0x13a892c4c11c43d9:0x8d99d8947b5cec86&q=tripoli,libya&hl=en&ved=0CAwQ-gswAA&sa=X&ei=5ixSTojUE4T0ygS2vbnwBQ width=400 height=400 marginwidth=5 marginheight=10 frameborder=0 scrolling=no]   Tripoli, Libya The power of American is on display again as yet another global terrorist bows before the prophecy of sage US President George W. Bush. Nearly one decade ago, President Bush declared all moral countries upon Earth shall be at [...]

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Footage of Catwoman Riding Batpod

August 14, 2011 5:37 pm10 comments

As if DC Comics does not have much to atone for, just like their sin-denying friends the Germans these ‘comic’ creators continue to act coy despite being immoral. In the following image we see Catwoman from the new movie “A Dark Knight Rises”. That title just sounds so racist and [...]

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Sock: Ten Year Old French Model on Cover of Vogue Magazine

August 5, 2011 1:46 am9 comments
Sock:  Ten Year Old French Model on Cover of Vogue Magazine

Developing:  Parents worldwide are protesting the cover of the new Vogue Magazine and for good reason.  A ten year old French model is on the cover and it is all not appropriate.  Toddlers and Tiara society, is this what we now approve?

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Dateline MSNBC You Might Be Rich, datelinemsnbc.com

July 16, 2011 7:07 pmComments Off

The good folks over at Dateline MSNBC.com have an interesting report titled Do You Have Money Waiting?, aka, you could already be rich.  In an economy where gas is topping $4 a gallon and food is steadily increasing in price too, free money sounds better than ever.  Right? So what’s [...]

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Ask Amber Animated – Are You Extremely Terrified of Chinese People?

July 11, 2011 1:19 pm27 comments

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjzqmeDZ2s8 The Chinese are the greatest global threat to America. As their death armies continue to grow, they hoarde American dollars and use our failing money as toilet tissue for their rear-sided saki scented explosions. Such action inspires and emboldens the Chinese heart with more anticipation of having your and [...]

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Kate Middleton Continues to Release Upskirt Knicker Snack Panties Photos

July 10, 2011 12:55 pm25 comments
Kate Middleton Continues to Release Upskirt Knicker Snack Panties Photos

Not even a full day into America, and the British royals are already making our children flushed with sin.  We all know nasty things happen behind the veil of British bedsets.  How can the people who dared try to steal America from us not once in 1776, but twice in 1812, [...]

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