Monster Hurricane Earl To Strike New York, Terror 9/11 Mosque To Blame

September 2, 2010 4:43 pm17 comments
Monster Hurricane Earl To Strike New York, Terror 9/11 Mosque To Blame

MONSTER Cower before the Lord your God, sin-soaked New York, for it is written! Luke 21:25-28 25And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring; 26Men’s hearts failing [...]

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Weapon of The Mexicans: Barefoot Gloves

August 20, 2010 9:01 pm4 comments

My Fellow Comrades: I bring you terrible news! The Mexicans have brought forth a greater weapon to help themselves run across the border ten times faster than ever! This is a serious threat! They do not belong here in the United States! They need to take the advice of my [...]

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Obama is a Soviet Muslim: 3 in 5 Americans Now Understand

August 19, 2010 3:09 pm17 comments

Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein.  That alone makes him a Muslim ethnic.  Thank God that finally, the majority of America understand this point. According to a new Washington Post poll, 64% of Americans now understand that Obama is not a Christian.  Over 60% of Americans know Obama is a [...]

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Barack Obama Supports Terror Mosque at World Trade Center

August 18, 2010 5:04 pm12 comments

Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein. I’ve warned everyone time and time again of this fact. Obama’s middle name is Hussein, because he’s Muslim. Terrors of Jafar! For liberals who try to defend Obama, for those who try to pretend this man has no Muslim agenda after we caught him [...]

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JetBlue Steven Slater Tragedy Reveals Need for More Strict Federal Aviation Power

August 14, 2010 6:01 pm7 comments

Only days ago, passengers aboard JetBlue Airlines — taking off from JFK Airport — faced tragedy. A belligerent flight attendant, Steven Slater, was about to do the unimaginable. Everything started when a petite female passenger upon the JetBlue flight decided to check her carry-on luggage, stored in an overhead compartment. [...]

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Lady Gaga Crowd Surfs In This…

August 9, 2010 5:05 pm14 comments
Lady Gaga Crowd Surfs In This…

Behold, sin! No warning! When you let your children go see Lady Gaga in concert, this is what they get. This is what goes on! They can touch the fake vajazzles and even his faux milksacks sticking out for all to get a good look and handful! Corruption! ~ Parents, [...]

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Dinner for Schmucks Review and Trailer

July 30, 2010 2:24 pm2 comments

So over the last week, everyone with a television is in the know about a new movie named Dinner for Schmucks. The plot seems to revolve around a quirky, dark comedy that touches light in humor, the perceived supernatural and mind control. It has a dark feel to it in [...]

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REVEALED – Morgan Freeman is A Secret Vampire

July 29, 2010 10:14 am4 comments
REVEALED – Morgan Freeman is A Secret Vampire

Only weeks ago I revealed evidence of how Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian vampire and as we can see, today she sits in a cellar and rots for her ancient sins! Now, today, I have more revelations. This time about Morgan Freeman. Sure, in movies he always tries to play [...]

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Pepco Power Outage, Pepsi Supporting Gay Marriage To Blame?

July 26, 2010 10:30 am1 comment

Pepco has now tasted the the wrath of God for supporting gay marriage. Several months ago, we all frowned our faces in disappointment as we found even Pepsi effervescently fizzing with the foul support of gay marriage. Pepco and Pepsico are similar enough in name so that we can draw [...]

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Pastor Strinemann Speaks in Tongues To Ward Of Evil Gays

July 20, 2010 5:18 pm5 comments
Pastor Strinemann Speaks in Tongues To Ward Of Evil Gays

Satan loves a cheerful sinner, so there is nothing more that sets a frown to God’s face than seeing a gaggle of frocked gays frolkcing about two adn fro, jolly with their lifestyle of sugar-plummed sins. Gays these days are too confident and proud of their fecal sins. They grin [...]

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Carl Junior’s Foot Long Burger

July 19, 2010 1:13 pm10 comments
Carl Junior’s Foot Long Burger

Oh bless heaven for what I present to you today. It is the footlong burger from Carl’s Junior and it is very delicious. I have taken the time to photograph the advertisement for this so I can, embellish your taste buds and encourage you to make a good choice for [...]

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Hospitals May Start to Legally Dispense Marijuana

July 14, 2010 5:54 am10 comments

Marijuana is a dangerous and addictive drug that contributes to 34% of violent crimes in the US each year alone. Scientific studies show that marijuana is addictive and it serves as a gateway drug to hard substances such as meth, cocaine and even hedged magic mint. With these horrible facts [...]

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Mel Gibson Politely Corrects Ex-Girlfriend for Nasty Behavior

5:42 am7 comments

My friends, please open your Bibles. Please find Ephesians 5:22-24 and read it to yourself and meditate upon the words. When you finish, say Amen and then open your heart so God can help fill it with understanding in today’s lesson in social culture and modern lifestyle. Our good friend [...]

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Swim Home and Get Out of My Country, Mexicans

May 18, 2010 10:34 am9 comments

The Mexicans need to get out of our country. They sneak here and bring all sort of 3rd world crime and disease with them. They litter our nation with their children who get to be American by technicality, which just overburdens our economy because the parents can’t work real jobs. [...]

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Japanese Create Secret Solar Powered Space Ship, Venusian Photon War Guns

5:28 am16 comments
Japanese Create Secret Solar Powered Space Ship, Venusian Photon War Guns

The Earth is in peril. Japan now has created space technology that now comes only second to America. For years, visionaries have dreamed of the day when mankind would be able to harness the power of light itself for rapid travel through the heavens. Of technology designed to harness the [...]

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