Many evil liberal humanist satanist homosexuals are using twitter and other websites to make filthy and abhorrent claims about Christwire being something called satire.  ”Satire” is a word liberals use in place of stronger, more Christian words such as blasphemy and mocking.  These homosexuals and fornicators are trying to tarnish the reputation [...]

In the end history has proven out time and time again that Truman’s decision to destroy these two large Japanese military production complexes’ at Hiroshima and Nagasaki was the right choice.

The depraved, pedophillic gays have lost another battle in the war to enable filthy immoral values! Christians have banded together to eradicate this worthless group of “bottom-dwellers” and their warped agenda! Blessed and courageous Christian eatery Chick-Fil-A has enacted a strict, nation-wide “Buttsex Ban” and in the process have garnered record profits! No longer will disease-carrying “homosexual bottom bois” be able to corrupt a wholesome chicken into a “Sandwich of Sodomy.”

Back then racing was fun to watch. There were great personalities and men acted like men. The cars actually looked like real cars, and what you bought at the dealership is what you ran on the track. Now, whenever I watch a NASCAR race I fall asleep. Now you can blame that on me being 83 years old, but I know better. I blame it on what they call racing. That is why I have listed the six things that I think is wrong with NASCAR.

Growing up there was no such thing as “hate speech” so you couldn’t get arrested for calling an Asian person a Gook. No one would’ve considered calling the police because some Nancy-Boy got called a Fag. Nor would the cops have taken time from their busy routine just to go deal with a name calling incident.

More and more, children’s school libraries are moving away from good books like the Bible and towards sickening material that could hurt children on their path to Jesus.  Schools want to pervert children while they are still tender enough to enjoy the touch of Jesus’ hand.  However, as Christwire parents, [...]

In a very close call for American society and world civilization, America’s first lesbian in space, Sally Ride, has died from pancreatic cancer at the age of 61 before she was able to marry her partner of 27 years.

Following an unprecedented wave of church burnings, Jens “Jeb” Bergensten, current head of the wildly popular independent game Minecraft, has announced that on October 31st, all Minecraft subscribers will receive a mandatory update that will prevent the construction of any unauthorized churches.

Children around the world are constantly exposed to the evil “Dolan”, an evil duck who encourages rape, murder, pedophilia, stealing, homosexuality and a range of other sins.  ”Dolan” is considered a “meme”: an image that makes its way around the internet via social networks such as Myspace, Friendster, or Wikipedia. The duck is [...]

England’s evil band, Coldplay, are planning more cruel satanism on their next release “Let’s Kick Jesus Really Hard.”  Chris Martin, frontman for Coldplay, says, “It’s a concept album, really.  About Jesus.  How we don’t like him and want to kick him.”  The album is planned to be filled with soaring [...]

There is something that has really been bugging me. Why do you Christians all believe in a book that is over two thousand years old? I get that there is the whole factor of life after death, which provides security for people who don’t want to die. I get that [...]