For over a week I tried to log onto my Facebook account but was denied. For security reasons the company required that I first identify friends from photos supposedly pulled from their image files on Facebook. The problem was their computer pulled photos and none were of my friends… or even human for that matter.

Even though I’m atheist, I’ve always wondered why religions fight. Why cant you guys just agree that you all believe in the same God? It just makes sense. Christians have God, Muslims have Allah, pagans have their gods. The only real difference I see is how you worship it. Can’t [...]

Before you start commenting please read this. When I first saw this website I thought it was great. But then I saw some articles about Black Veil Brides. In those articles it was saying Black Veil Brides (And other rock/scream-o bands) was satanic and was worshiping satan. But I dont [...]

As evidenced by the 3 Super Bowl wins Jon Kitna bestowed upon the Detroit Tigers, a strong belief in God pays higher dividends than anything any individual can do in the own power. Yet something is afoul in Miami.
After rigorous investigative reporting and speculation, there is very conclusive evidence that Lebron James and Shane Battier, battier being french slang for “battering the anus”, are sacrificing children to win a championship.

The Miami Marlins new logo is the next big movement in the homosexual agenda to repopulate America with more homosexuals.

Have you logged into Facebook recently to perhaps share a funny story with a friend, or see what your friends are up to, only to be bombarded by a frightening photo of a limbless man, wrapped in the GLAAD flag, riding a dolphin while being urged to “LIKE THE PHOTO IF U THINK GAY UNICORN TRAINERS R REAL PEOPLE 2?”

(chrisTwire)—chrisTwire has become a global media empire. From the early print editions in the 80’s to the holy website, forums, books, TV specials, tours, and speaking engagements. Over 30 million people have read or seen our work. However, we received a slap in the face this week as the Christian [...]

“I never meant to be the one, who kept you from the dark, but now I know my wounds are sewn, because of who you are. I will take this burden on, and become the holy one, but remember I am human, and I’m bound to sing this song.” Those [...]

How can anyone reach Facebook to tell them about a problem? You can’t. Why as a member with a serious question can I not contact Facebook? What are they hiding? Is Mark Zuckerburg a hustler of pornography? It seems so since his company sent porn to me asking me to ID the fully nude frontal shot of a man I’ve never seen in my life before. Do they ask children to identify strange people and send them pornography?

Here at Christwire we like messing with Claire. She is a felinesexual and we worry about her. But she is here to mock our religion so we like to pick on her cats. But lets never forget…they are victims too… Only Bruce Danus, Claire’s ex-husband, knows the horrors this kitty has seen. Tonight we pray for this cat.

Police Officer Ross Hancock, of the Gwinett County Police was the first to arrive at the Atlanta Golf Center on Beaver Ruin Road. He said Laventure was running all around the range, through a nearby pond, half naked, out of his mind. Hancock’s partner first pulled his pepper spray. Hancock said of the zombie, “He didn’t even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open.”

That’s when the officer pulled out his Taser and the zombie went down, but then got right back up! “We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed.” Hancock adds.

But I had heard about the bizarre serpent churches located in the rural outlining areas. In the ministry these snake worshipers who called themselves Christians seemed anything but. In fact I recall them being the butt of a joke on more than one occasion.

For Alabama residents a Gay Hunting License otherwise known as a “Fag-Tag” is reasonably priced at just $5! This allows poor folks and kids (12 and over) to join in the annual hunt. Out-of-state residents are required to pay $75 for a Fag-Tag and every year since 2008 there has been a steady increase of out-of-state residents participating in the program.

(chrisTwire)—There is a reason that women should not vote, make medical decisions, or even drive. They are prone to hysteria. What is female hysteria? Before the days of liberalism and feminism, hysteria was a common and accurate medical diagnosis. Women considered to be suffering from it exhibited a wide array [...]

“Instagram” might fool you into thinking it’s about photography but in reality, Instagram is really the name of a reliable pot dealer. Users are allowed to click a special “filter” on the app that is designed to deliver a fresh gram of marijuana pot directly to their location. Do we want our children to be hand-delivered fresh Guatemalan pot when they could be sharing hilarious bible verses with one another?