Lenin is a Power Generator

June 17, 2011 6:33 am3 comments
Lenin is a Power Generator

Almost twenty years have passed from the moment when we, Americans won the Cold War and destroyed Soviet Union. Russian communists had to accept their defeat and set our righteous American lifestyle in their country. Also, American democrasy was succesfully imposed in Russia, everything was getting normal in this coutry [...]

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Japanese eat crap…no…Really, they eat crap!

June 16, 2011 7:35 pm14 comments
Japanese eat crap…no…Really, they eat crap!

OH DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN, looking down on your fair creation, I know today you weep as you look upon the Japanese. I am so sorry for you! I don’t know if the Japanese are born messed up, possibly from those megatons of American pride we dropped on them in [...]

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Talking to Teens about Enemas

12:26 am17 comments
Talking to Teens about Enemas

Breaching the controversial subject of enemas in the hot summer months can be daunting for parents of teens. Controversy and concerns aside, the discussion is one that is necessary. Before your teen or tween heads off to summer camp, an outdoor concert event or summer mission this year, take time [...]

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How to Save Latvia

June 15, 2011 11:15 pm4 comments
How to Save Latvia

Of course Latvia will be saved only by God. This wealthy country that is known all over the world for it’s achievements in the World War 2. From 1939 to 1943 it was the leading country which conquered 30% of Europe’s territory. After following war in Vietnam from 1943 to [...]

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Sarah Palin: Porn Star (national whorelot revealed!)

2:52 am130 comments

Sarah Palin stomps around trying to persuade conservative Christians that she is a good moral American woman. The truth could not be farther from it. As it turns out that she is a dirty sinful whorelot that once did pornography, and we thought her unwed knocked up daughter was the [...]

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Avenged Seven Fold: Today’s Best Jesus Rock

June 14, 2011 7:43 pm264 comments
Avenged Seven Fold: Today’s Best Jesus Rock

I am afraid that when it comes to the hard rock music of today’s youth there isn’t much to praise. Over a decade ago “Creed” told us of the dangers of ignoring the lord and creating “My own Prison”. Then half a decade ago Flyleaf broke out and told us [...]

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Into the Bunker: A Descent into the Underground World of Beat-Worshipping Satan Lovers.

4:19 pm58 comments

As an undercover reporter, I always have to find a way to blend in to the crowd so I am not discovered. This is assignment has been the most difficult transformation to date, and required extensive research at Hot Topic and hours of time getting into vinyl pants and high [...]

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Faithmouse, The Cartoon Of The Christian Right! / Mitt Romney Is A Mormon, Mormon, Mormon

4:15 pm8 comments
Faithmouse, The Cartoon Of The Christian Right! / Mitt Romney Is A Mormon, Mormon, Mormon

Faithmouse, The Cartoon Of The Christian Right!/ Mitt Romney Is A Mormon, Mormon, Mormon

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Buy my Camaro OR Take My Wife!

4:05 pm12 comments
Buy my Camaro OR Take My Wife!

Just last week the lovely Blanche Beechum wrote a wonderful article on how to behave as a christian wife, and satisfy your christian husband. Unfortunately it seems that it wasn’t soon enough for one New York wife. Ebay user,wyliewalczykracing (who has a 100% feedback rating by the way) recently took [...]

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Are You An American? Happy Flag Day!!!

5:33 am11 comments
Are You An American?  Happy Flag Day!!!

June 14th is the second greatest day in American history. July 4th we celebrate our independence, but on June 14th, we celebrate The creation of our American Flag!!! We take this one day a year to celebrate our diversity, our love of immigrants and the day our Country AKA God’s [...]

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Happy International Steampunk Day: Tea Party Subgenus or Absinthe Soaked Sots?

3:55 am26 comments
Happy International Steampunk Day: Tea Party Subgenus or Absinthe Soaked Sots?

June 14th is recognized as International Steampunk day in recognition of H. G. Wells’ birthday. While one might be a little puzzled by the purpose of Steampunk, which on the surface appears to be a sick, God forsaken ‘artistic’ soup of Wild, Wild West; Gnomes and Goblins in World Of [...]

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SPORTS: Are they too homoerotic for your son?

June 13, 2011 5:53 pm27 comments

Yesterday at church one of the younger mothers came up to me and told me about her young son. His father has been forcing him to play sports this year at school, but he doesn’t feel comfortable doing it. The child is worried about having to go to various sports [...]

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Reject Heathen Homo Science, Only Priests Can Deal with Mildew

4:44 pm51 comments
Reject Heathen Homo Science, Only Priests Can Deal with Mildew

All Scripture is holy, and to disobey it is sin. Yet, for some reason, many who call themselves Christians do not follow the Word of God to the letter, as He intended. Sometimes Scripture can be interpreted in different ways, and Christwire helps foster the dialogue on those issues by [...]

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Japanese Toys corrupt Children’s minds

1:28 am22 comments
Japanese Toys corrupt Children’s minds

Have you noticed that your child often hides from you something, doesn’t let anyone in his room and spends his pocket money buying some silly action figures? If so, you have to be more attentive to your child. The origin for the most of action figures is Japan. These sick [...]

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Meeting the Penis – Facts Every Christian Woman Should Know

June 12, 2011 11:01 pm40 comments
Meeting the Penis – Facts Every Christian Woman Should Know

WARNING: This article is intended for mature audiences and those anointed with the spiritual groundwork necessary for a frank discussion of sexuality in preparation for Christian marriage. Girls spend their whole lives looking forward to the day when preparations for that walk down the aisle to marry a beloved in [...]

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