With another school year winding down, parents nationwide will soon be accosted with requests for class rings and senior pictures. For you first time parents, let’s have a frank discussion. Your child is not worth it. Let’s just put it bluntly. You will spend $600 on a shoddy senior class [...]

 -Secretary Hillary Clinton, Screeching Over Botched US/Nato/UN alliance responsibility in Libya. Hillary Clinton’s face was once again torn up in female hormonal rage, this time because everyone is laughing at her poor planning for the Libya war. What we have with Hillary Clinton is a rare opportunity to prove that [...]

I delivered a good old-fashioned hellfire and brimstone stemwinder yesterday, and it was just what the congregation needed. I focused my sermon around a few verses that we all know well, those of Revelation 13: 16 through 18 “And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free [...]

There are ten stages through which the every great civilization have passed. It is a regenerating cycle, starting with a progression from bondage to liberty and back to bondage. The first generation throws off the shackles of bondage only to have a later generation through apathy and indifference, allow itself [...]

Duke Nukem Forever is the newest release from an action-packed video game series that playfully objectifies women in a humorous manner. The game is all about testosteron and caveman machisimo. It is all college boy fun and antics, to relax after a hard day at work or school. So naturally, [...]

There is a big problem today because Chinese scientists have created an evil unicorn pony.   Chinese eyes squint in horrible calculating power and today we see the extent of their Satanic abilities.  They have used the DNA from ancient sources to recreate unicorns, a cursed creature God wiped out during the [...]

You know, there was a time when I would read stuff like this and just think to myself, “yeah right, in their dreams” and know that they were over the top in their desires to take this country over. But I no longer think this way and neither should you. [...]

Before the NCAA tournament brackets were even announced chrisTwire predicted the results. As predicted, unholy schools like Harvard and Washington State University did not make the tournament. They were relegated to the “we are playing for 69th place” NIT. First round updates: Red state school Texas defeated Gay Area Oakland [...]

In a surprise move the very liberal National Organization for Women (NOW) has endorsed Sarah Palins bid to be the 45th president. Assuming woman’s suffrage will successfully be eliminated by the election cycle the militant group NOW’s only hope is to back Sarah Palin. Recently the liberal and unfunny opposite [...]

In this video, a minister uses holy blessings to bang all of the oppression out of a young woman’s life and she lets out a huge sigh of tension relief. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8luJfontVWc#t=26s

What do you get when you mix nasty attitude, bad food and Spring Break wild childs.  A bikini brawl!  In this following cell phone video, savage wildness is unleashed after a group of tourists riot, in bikinis, at a Front Street restaurant in Panama City. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6IqHnW4Lnk&feature=player_embedded

I am looking for guidance on what to do about a lacksadaisical wife who thinks I’m over the top for being “obsessed” with end times things, or threats to our country? She prefers not to talk about scenarios that we can’t change. I tried bringing up how we should create [...]

Seeing what has happened over the decades in Israel and Afghanistan and Iran and Iraq and Libya and Egypt makes me convinced that in order to end all terrorism, once and for all, we must END ISLAM. Which one of those two words did you misunderstand? I’ll admit that I [...]

When some churches made the mistake of allowing gay people to think they are normal, with it came a problem: all sinners would think their lifestyle was fine and God would just smile down on them. Marriage cheaters now skip in, eyeing their new prey while thinking St. Peter is [...]

Homosexuality is a nasty tool of Satan’s. He uses it to trap people in the vice grips of homosexual lifestyles. In this video we explore the great evil of Satan and how we can help those around us escape his intestinal trap. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mChJm5St3Js