Charles Ramsey broke down door to rescue Amanda Berry. Neighborhood resident Charles Ramsey rescued Amanda Berry, who was reported missing ten years ago. Today media headlines are abuzz with the story and a very interesting hero. It all started with a sack of McDonalds. Charles Ramsey was at his home, [...]
Values & Lifestyle
Miley tops Maxim in a brilliant show of racy photoshoots, marketing and nice photoshopped images to her Instagram. ...
A pit bulls saves a woman from a burning home and is now being hailed as a hero. As a breed, pit bulls get a tough...
Lincoln Park, Alabama – Antoine Dodson chose to uncome out of the closet today. In a shocking statement on his...
First it was Britney Spears who frolicked about Los Angeles busy as ever, with her best Lex Luthor haircut. Then Emma Watson cut her hair short and decided to shine off her beaver cleaver, confusing all ages of men in the process. Now we see the onus of racy responsibility [...]Read more ›
Janesville, Wisconsin - With dress sleeves neatly rolled back, revealing tanned, muscular arms earned by hours of faithful devotion to one’s body, Paul Ryan high-fived a gay parent who came to this morning’s Republican Town Hall meeting in Janesville, Wisconsin. Paul Ryan came out today, in support of gay adoption. For years [...]Read more ›
Whenever I see a cute, wealthy lesbian, I get depressed. If I were just a few years younger and not a married man, I would like to court Ellen DeGeneres. That nice smile of hers and she always is just so generous to the people in her crowd. And she [...]Read more ›
Boston terror bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been placed behind a steel door. The prison location is 40 miles away from where police and American media have condemned the Tsarnaev brothers for planting bombs at the Boston Marathon. The older Tsarnaev purportedly died when his younger brother ran him over, [...]Read more ›
For most 70-year-old men, dancing about and creating a scene in Echo Park in the evening would be grounds for worry. Perhaps grandpa was being mugged, or maybe he choked on a turkey sandich on rye and EMS had to be called out. Then you have 70-year-old men like Mick Jagger who refuse [...]Read more ›
As soon as news broke about the break-up of My Chemical Romance, millions of children ages 11-16 went on Twitter and Facebook to log their disappointment and pen their social media suicide notes. MCR, as they are known by “Scene Kids” and “Emo kids” around the world, told everyone today [...]Read more ›
New York’s Health Department today announced that if you engage in homosexualist backside dallying, you need to be vaccinated for meningitis. This adds to the already long list of Gay Bowel Diseases caused by the sinful act of poo-pushing. For years, we at Christwire have warned of the consequences of [...]Read more ›
Comrades, It is time to reveal how messed up Obama is making our military branches. This is something not to be wreckoned with. This type of behavior you will witness is not for the faint of heart or easily angered. Children are our pride and joys of life. They are [...]Read more ›
FOR many years worried Christians have been warning that gay marriage would lead to all sorts of terrible consequences — legalised paedophilia, Mormon polygamy and furrysexual furverts marrying their long-suffering huskies (and continuing to do unnatural things to their sheaths and tail holes). But not even in their sweatiest fever [...]Read more ›
Recently, I wrote about a bakery in Portland, Oregon that was being unfairly protested, and now it seems that a Florist in Richland, Washington is suffering the same fate. The woman, Baronelle Stutzman, told her longtime homosexualist customer, of over 20 years, that she could not supply flowers for his [...]Read more ›
AMERICA’S most Christian, most heterosexual footballer, Tim “Teabag” Tebow, has stiffened himself for a new thrust in his war on homosexuality. Tebow had recently been accused of going soft on gays after he made a limp withdrawal from speaking at the megachurch of pastor Robert Jeffress, a [...]Read more ›