No doubt the Jewish-Atheist multi-billionaire bribed the media to generously portray the private event attended strictly by family and friends as simple when in fact it was nothing of the sort. By any standard applied a more accurate term to describe the event would be “CHEEP!”

For years we have speculated that Justin Bieber is actually a young woman and today those questions are all but answered.  Justin Bieber has been spotted with a baby bump in a home photo.  This leaves the question:  who is the baby daddy? To answer this question, we must simply [...]

The news is that she adopted a dog that she found. He is a Rottweiler/Beagle mix puppy , and was found in a box outside of a Walmart store. She later tweeted:

“He was left in a box in front of Walmart. I don’t understand how people can be so cruel. That’s why we named him Happy,”

She then sent her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, the star of the sinful ‘The Hunger Games’ movie , to buy some dog supplies. As a dog lover and an older woman that doesn’t want to see more young women go down the wrong route I applaude her for finally making a good life decision.

Beastie Boys rapper Adam AKA MCA dies, rap music loses only true artists Plato once theorized that there is only a ‘perfect’ one of everything. The person who first came up with a concept is the only one who fully understands exactly how it should be. As such, rap music [...]

Tyler Perry studios address burned by massive holy fire, 100 firefighters needed to put out the flames. A word from the Lord came burning down from heaven and deep into the heart of Atlanta, Georgia. Tyler Perry Studios went into spontaneous combustion moments after it was announced that another Madea [...]

The new Selena Gomez ad proves what we’ve all known for two decades now:  the devilmistress has the same scent pheremones as the artist formerly known as Prince.   The Mexican singer is wet and posing, arching her back at such angles that it makes morally weak men stamp their feet [...]

Crazily enough yesterday Justin Bieber was stabbed in the back by a gaggle of screaming fangirls in what can only be described as a scene from Julius Caesar, but instead of Senators overly perfumed, heavily mascara wearing women were present. Standayja Jenkins, aged 28, allegedly organized that attack on Bieber [...]

Sofia Vergara was the SNL host on April 7. Sofia Vergara used her appearance to promote a dangerous new band called “One Direction”, a troop of illegal immigration who are winning the heart of our innocent sons and daughters with their fast-paced music, fast flashing flesh and twist tongued lyrics. [...]

Team Coco invited Aziz Ansari and naturally, semi-funny songs where quickly belted out in the interview. Aziz met the newly divorced Seal (popular for singing Kissed by a Rose on Batman, and being the Ebony to Heidi Klum’s ivory). The funniest thing about this is Conan’s forced laughter and Aziz [...]

Rapper Snoop Doggy Dog (Calvin Broadus) comes out and confesses to having what’s known in celebrity media as the Michael Jackson Disease, but what’s known to doctors as a serious, real disorder of the auto-immune system that’s represented by the loss of the melanin pigment. Hollywood, California – Vitiligo is [...]

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

He claims to be the prophet of a new world order. He preaches addiction in every form, from marijuana to atheism to liberalism. With his brylcreemed hair and sharkskin suits, he travels the world demanding the destruction of all religious faith. He is none other than Bill Maher, undoubtedly one of the most heinous political activists in America today.

In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]

With all the weight Jessica Simpson gained in the last few years, I had to double check with my editor to see if the former Texan slapphappy was actually pregnant.   Turns out she is.  Before getting into the juice of this story, a quick warning to women:  if a man [...]

Official close to the Osbourne family reveal that at some time around midnight, the “Prince of Darkness” aka Ozzy Osbourne felt he had experienced a medical emergency. An entourage of Ozzy’s peers arrived at Los Angeles’ Cedars Sinai hospital, where after a routined medical examination doctors purportedly found Ozzy’s blood [...]