MTV’s Jersey Shore – 6th Season Looks Doubtful

February 20, 2012 3:23 am172 comments
MTV’s Jersey Shore – 6th Season Looks Doubtful

While attending a boys-only party in Asbury Park Sorrentino explained the protocol… “A lot of these guys are just looking to get blown,” he told the Village Voice. “If they get f**ked, they’re gay, so they keep it on a blowjob level.

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Is That Chimichanga Sauce Running Down Christina Aguilera’s Leg at Etta James Memorial Tribute?

January 29, 2012 12:53 pm31 comments
Is That Chimichanga Sauce Running Down Christina Aguilera’s Leg at Etta James Memorial Tribute?

Upset because she does not get to ruin the Super Bowl by forgetting the lyrics to America’s national anthem this year, deport-nominee Christina Aguilera instead decided to ruin the memory of Etta James by having the juices of Mexican sins run down her leg during this tribute. Now, if I [...]

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Demi Moore 911 Call – “She Smoked Something” “Convulsions”: When Will Celebs Stop Getting Away with Drug Use?

January 28, 2012 10:05 am7 comments

The latest celebrity to be in the spotlight for probable drug use is Demi Moore.  After a frantic call to 911, we can hear the friends of Demi Moore pretty much stating that the aging starlet had ‘smoked something’ and was likely hyped up on Red Bull.  During the course [...]

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Red Haired Monster Kathy Griffin Strips on David Letterman

January 21, 2012 2:00 am22 comments
Red Haired Monster Kathy Griffin Strips on David Letterman

Not satisfied by further scaring Anderson Cooper further into the closet on New Year’s Eve, Kathy Griffin for some reason is continuing her crusade to turn every straight man gay. Sure, for age 51, Kathy Griffin looks great. But so does the 50-year-old leather baseball glove passed down to me [...]

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Steven Spielberg Takes New Girlfriend Sarah Jessica Parker to UK Movie Premiere

January 9, 2012 11:08 am8 comments
Steven Spielberg Takes New Girlfriend Sarah Jessica Parker to UK Movie Premiere

Steven Spielberg (left), Sarah Jessica Parker (center) and actor Jeremy Irvine (right) pose at the movie premier, which featured a rainy red carpet that was not enough to daunt the festivities. Legendary director Steven Spielberg shocked crowds as he revealed he’s dating Sarah Jessica Parker, unveiling his lovely, healthy beau [...]

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How The Muppets Stole Heterosexuality and Morality From America

2:44 am16 comments
How The Muppets Stole Heterosexuality and Morality From America

There are many pop culture phenomena that have contributed to the downfall of Heterosexual Morality in America, but one of the first signs of a decaying youth began with one show depicting a thinly-veiled portrayal of the black market party scene in the homosexual crowd. This show was The Muppets, [...]

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Snooki Wants to Rape Lady Gaga Lesbianally, Twitter

January 8, 2012 10:45 pm64 comments
Snooki Wants to Rape Lady Gaga Lesbianally, Twitter

For 3 years I warned you all! Snooki is a double down dice lesbian who wants to fandangle your daughters in their clam clenchers.  The show Jersey Shore is immoral sinfest of orange tainted marinara Italian sausages being insertd into meat grineders named Snooki.  If you think that is bad [...]

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Dirty Liberals on Google Insult Rick Santorum’s Honorable Name

January 6, 2012 7:37 pm55 comments
Dirty Liberals on Google Insult Rick Santorum’s Honorable Name

When I imagine the ideal American future, an image pops up in my mind, the image of the smiling face of Rick Santorum. With his qualifications, knowledge, and Morals, he will easily lead America to Victory if he succeeds in this election. However, like any brilliant man, there are challenges [...]

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Topless Rachel Maddow Shocks, Offends Beachgoers with New Jesus Tattoo

2:51 pm35 comments
Topless Rachel Maddow Shocks, Offends Beachgoers with New Jesus Tattoo

Biased MSNBC radical reporter Rachel Maddow was in the headlines yesterday, but for once not for being absolutely wrong in her socialist musings.  Yesterday, it was a flesh show offensive launched against the delicate eyes of teenaged beachgoers in Malibu. WARNING:  The following image media shows topless pictures of noted [...]

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Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson Plays Gay on TV, But in Real Life He is a Homosexual

January 3, 2012 9:33 pm23 comments
Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson Plays Gay on TV, But in Real Life He is a Homosexual

Gingered and sinewy, Jesse Tyler Ferguson floats across television screens with the delicacy of a big city ballet dancer. At times he can be witty, at others fiercely dramatic. Young adults adore him. Some may even fantasize about him. But who is this Jesse really? What does he represent? Ferguson [...]

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12 Reasons to Boycott “Game of Thrones” in 2012

6:01 pm196 comments
12 Reasons to Boycott “Game of Thrones” in 2012

Sorcery, sexuality and socialism make for a nasty threesome. Yet one television program is not afraid to promote this agenda to America’s young adults. Games of Thrones, the newest hit on the HBO Station, has truly broken the barriers of decency with this offensive science fiction action series and it’s [...]

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The Male Whore, The Homosexual and The Fatty: A Guide to the Evil Sons of the Evil Dictator Jim Kong Ill

December 21, 2011 2:50 am19 comments
The Male Whore, The Homosexual and The Fatty: A Guide to the Evil Sons of the Evil Dictator Jim Kong Ill

As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]

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Snooki Weight Loss Ponzi Scheme Results in Shocking $7 million dollar lawsuit

December 20, 2011 6:05 pm8 comments
Snooki Weight Loss Ponzi Scheme Results in Shocking $7 million dollar lawsuit

Because somehow being fat, drunk and slutty equals successful lifestyle in Obamanation:   In the images above we see a woman named “Snooki” and she is apparently an heir actress on a show called Jersey Show.  I’m assuming by all the dangling sally exposures, two much grease in the meatballsa [...]

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Bon Jovi Hoax Reveals Unreliability of Liberal Media, Jon Bon Jovi Dead Rumors

8:04 am6 comments
Bon Jovi Hoax Reveals Unreliability of Liberal Media, Jon Bon Jovi Dead Rumors

The liberal media like MSBNC, HLN, CNN and all those whoremedia type machine channels proved one fact: they tell lies and are unreliable! The latest storm of misinformation came from these soothsayers after the Bon Jovi Hoax. I reported on the facts of the case and out of nowhere, loud [...]

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CAUGHT: Justin Bieber Gropes Selena Gomez’ Gluteals

December 12, 2011 4:06 am10 comments
CAUGHT:  Justin Bieber Gropes Selena Gomez’ Gluteals

Live action! I could only wish this were the 1800s and I were the parent of either one, because after seeing this nonsense I would pull out my leather belt and whoop them until the spirit of homosexual fornication fell out of them. Why is Justin Bieber groping Selena Gomez?  [...]

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