Barack and Michelle Obama Hanging Out With Hipster Bill Murray

November 27, 2011 12:19 am2 comments
Barack and Michelle Obama Hanging Out With Hipster Bill Murray

As the backbone of Western Civilization’s economy crumbles apart, it is good to see Barack Obama is taking time to meet with financial masterminds to plot a course of success for this great nation. For those who are not in the know, the sloven homeless man talking to Michelle and [...]

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Was Christopher Walken Involved in Drowning Death of Natalie Wood?

November 19, 2011 9:52 am9 comments
Was Christopher Walken Involved in Drowning Death of Natalie Wood?

Christopher Walken is the latest celebrity to “lawyer up” as LAPD has reopened a case involving the death of the lovely actress Natalie Wood. In 1981, Christopher Walken and husband RJ Wagner were on a boat with Natalie Wood.  Wagner and Wood were married to each other but on the [...]

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Black Veal Brides Likes the Cock Fight, Andy Beersack Still gay

November 14, 2011 5:29 pm34 comments
Black Veal Brides Likes the Cock   Fight, Andy Beersack Still gay

Recently I reported how Andy Beersack has come out of his transgenderedist make-up wearing closet. Everyone has accepted his choice of sexuality, everyone but his countless prepubescent emosexual teen fans. Philp LeBonte the leader of “All That Remains” has accepted his gayness and commented on it on facebook and now [...]

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25 Things You Don’t Know About Me: Zooey Deschanel

November 11, 2011 6:23 pm11 comments
25 Things You Don’t Know About Me: Zooey Deschanel

Zooey Deschanel, 31, shares the 25 things you don’t know about her with Christwire. 1. I accidentally had an abortion. 2. I hate camping, but I love being fondled at summer camp, by old, musky men. 3. I took three years off from hooking and toured with my band, She [...]

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Madonna is Dating Brahim Zaibat, How Old Is Too Old for Cougaring?

3:56 am4 comments

Madonna is dipping into the mocha basin again and this time it is not child shopping, sort of. Madonna is a woman who made herself famous with catchy tunes for gays to play in their favorite glittering disco pants clubs, sprawling herself to entice the eyes of normal men and [...]

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Janet Jackson’s Daughter to Go Public?

November 10, 2011 9:40 pm0 comments

  With the Michael Jackson trial now behind us, the man can rest in peace.  So this of course means media now has to nosey in the rest of the family, so here we go. Above is supposedly the picture of Janet Jackson’s daughter.   Janet Jackson was apparently married to [...]

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Why Are Liberals Searching for Erin Andrews Cleavage, Is Nancy Grace and Dancing with the Stars To Blame

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Erin Andrews Cleavage Exposure Fault of Nancy Grace and Dancing with the Stars Culture It would seem that the utterly horrible milkflap exposure of Nancy Grace is coming back to haunt morality once again. It was only several weeks ago when I was blinded by the thundering flaps of skin [...]

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The New Red Scare

November 5, 2011 4:21 pm15 comments
The New Red Scare

Now that you are officially scared and somewhat blinded, you’ve seen a fate worse than nuclear winter. That is nothing but rooster headed Kathy Griffin using her flesh to gain “Facebook Likes” where her comedy fails. This woman is nothing but a foul bird who takes every opportunity to badmouth [...]

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Selena Gomez Breaking Up with Justin Bieber after Mariah Yeiter Baby Scandal, Gomez Dumps Bieber Ladies!

1:52 pm4 comments
Selena Gomez Breaking Up with Justin Bieber after Mariah Yeiter Baby Scandal, Gomez Dumps Bieber Ladies!

Yet another Mexican young woman packing on the hip-pounds at McDonalds after learning her boyfriend cheated on her.  Justin Bieber has allegedly knocked-up a 21-year-old and has a 3-month old baby.  Tabloid reports coming in that Selena Gomez is breaking up with Justin Bieber. Many parents reportedly woke up with [...]

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Brett Ratner Confirms He “Banged” Olivia Munn a Few Times in A Trailer, But Did not Have Shrimp Tickling Sessions

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For years now we’ve warned parents that Olivia Munn is a woman who pretends to be the friend to every man, but is really just a wolf in sheep’s skin. She uses her devilpowers of revealing skin flesh and simulating unholy mouth acts with hot dogs to make everyone pay [...]

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GWAR Guitarist Cory Smoot Found Dead on Tour Bus, Crossing Canada Border

November 4, 2011 2:17 am3 comments

Minneapolis – The lead guitarist for heavey metal band GWAR was found dead Thursday, the metal rocker being found dead on his tour bus.  The legendary riff-man was found dead following a concert, as the bus attempted to pass through the US-Canadian border. GWAR manager Jack Flanagan reports Cory Smoot’s [...]

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Is Selena Gomez Pregnant?

November 3, 2011 12:44 am15 comments
Is Selena Gomez Pregnant?

Newly released images of allegedly Selena Gomez have everyone asking questions:  Is Selena Gomez pregnant and who is the baby daddy? Only hours ago the celebrity news rumor mill began buzzing with details of a woman named Mariah Yeiter who claims Justin Bieber is the father of her child.  Moments later, additional [...]

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Selena Gomez Flashes Her Taco Scented Underwear in a Public Upskirt Photo

November 2, 2011 11:25 pm24 comments
Selena Gomez Flashes Her Taco Scented Underwear in a Public Upskirt Photo

While Justin Bieber is fever deep in baby mother drama, his girlfriend and illegal Mexican Selena Gomez, decided to rebel and show her anger towards Justin by allowing the media to snap her first upskirt picture and having it posted all across the internet for America to see. Right now [...]

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BREAKING: Picture of Justin Bieber Baby Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater

6:08 pm5 comments
BREAKING:  Picture of Justin Bieber Baby Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater

Picture of Justin Bieber’s alleged baby Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater is taking the world by storm.  Allegations are swirling that Justin Bieber has fathered a child named Tristyn Yeater to a Los Angeles woman named Mariah Yeater.  While all is still at the point of paternity testing and allegations, images [...]

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Justin Bieber Baby Picture, Justin Bieber Pregnant Mariah Yeater Picture

5:56 pm4 comments
Justin Bieber Baby Picture, Justin Bieber Pregnant Mariah Yeater Picture

The confusing headlines say it all.  Justin Bieber has a baby and rumors are that it belongs to a 20-year-old Los Angeles woman named Mariah Yeter.  A picture circulating around the internet purports to be the first image of Justin Bieber’s baby, born to Mariah Yeater who was pregant with [...]

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