I recently sat down with leader Bowers and wanted to know what he personally thought about today’s pop culture stars. Below are his exact words of wisdom. Kim Kardashian puts the whore in the word “whore”. Such a repulsive mess of spongy harpy feces. Selena Gomez is a spicy pile [...]

Trouble is brewing for the world of reality tv after MTV’s Real World star Tonya Cooley claimed she was raped on camera, with a toothbrush.  The alleged video of this event exists and now people must ask, did MTV’s producers know this was happening and why was nothing done? The [...]

Cher and Sonny Bono gave birth to a baby girl. The proud mother and father gave this child a great name: Chastity. The name means pure and not a harlot, which are core values every parent should instill in their daughter. As time went on, we forgot about the cute, [...]

In news that any blue-light special K-mart psychic could have told us, Amy Winehouse cause of death was:  drumroll.  Oh, the excitement is really killing you and me.  The big reveal: Alcohol. Amy Winhouse passed away from alcohol intoxication.  Official coroner’s reports state she was four times over the legal [...]

Just in time for Halloween, everyone’s favorite actress and model citizen Lindsay Lohan is going to bare herself in an upcoming edition of Playboy Magazine.  Long renown for its sterling articles and being the legacy of classic swooner Hugh Heffner, Playboy is opening its pages to Lindsay to add some [...]

I remember 1 year ago, I listed Sofia Vergara on my Top 100 Beautiful Women of Morality.  Now, I’m sorry to have to post this correction and say there may be some harpie juice in this one.  Today as I searchted the internet for more things to worry about, there [...]

After daying a rotten thug named Chris Brown, the beautiful tropical songstress Rihanna has finally taken our advice and found her a good, proper man to protect her and love her.  Rihanna’s new man is named Dudley O’Shaughnessy (Dudley O’Shaugnessy).  From that name you can tell he’s a good Catholic [...]

In today’s edition of When Actresses had Class, we take a look a the beautiful and legendary Nina Foch. Actresses today are Jezebels.  They flash their legs and their bosoms in movies to make up for lack of grace and talent.  Can you really say Angelina Jolie has more than [...]

Christina Aguilera should have wished her Genie in the Bottle for a pair of pants, because stomachs hurled and camera lenses shattered as the National Anthem forgetter lumbered down a pair of stairs outside a Hollywood restaurant. The smell of fish was strong and Aguilera wore fishnets, take that as [...]

In this installment of Profile of a True Religion Christian Woman, we look at a woman who is so pure and great that she models the very brand True Religion. This woman gleams with Godly perfection and is a great testament to the wonders of nature. My friends, we are [...]

We all know the lovely actress Joey Lauren Adams from films such as Chasing Amy.  In the movie, Joey Lauren Adams managed to canoodle many women with the dangerous embrace of soft-faced, humorous lesbianism, a archetype perfected by the strangely addictive Ellen DeGeneres. In year’s past, we analyzed Chasing Amy [...]

According to homosexual celebrity gossip news outlets, the bi-curious “Indian Jones” star got into a cat fight in Vancouver over this past weekend, throwing down with a couple of local drag queens while partying in the city’s highly drug populated area in The Granville Street club district. A witness said [...]

Hip hopper gangsta rapper Soulja Boy has been locked up by the good old boys down in Temple, Georgia. I wish I were warden in Carroll County Jail, because I would make this ‘soulja’ walk the chalk or get lined in chalk! What a great day it is whenever we [...]

Kelly Osbourne is the daughter of the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. Renown for biting the head off a bat, Ozzy’s eating habits were only outdone by his daughter who for years fought her personal Battle of the Bulge. And Kelly won, now looking like a petite Ozzy Osbourne, which [...]

Hannah Montana was the story of an jezebel who decided a life of drinking alcohol and partying in Hollywood with her friends with worth destroying the marriage of her loving, Christian parents and leading millions of young women done the fishy trail of lesbianism. With those facts, it’s no surprise [...]