The Sperminator, aka known as Arnold Schwarzenegger, is a nasty man. Yesterday, I thought he was just the latest of political men who cheat on their wives. All routine. He’d cry a bit, the obligatory wife from a wealthy family (ala Hillary Clinton) would have some rage and then forgive [...]

In a belligerent and profanity-strewn missive in New York Magazine this week, Roseanne Arnold Barr revealed the worst secrets of her decades-old, eponymously-named and terrifically unfunny television sitcom. In the crude rant, Ms. Barr makes the claim that, despite her tremendous success and millions upon millions of dollars, she is [...]

Three times now we have captured Lindsay Lohan taking lesbian vampire pictures. With her red hair and penchant for black out cocaine parties, it was easy to tell she was an at risk lesbian. When the fangs and blood appeared though, the fate as a lesbian vampire was confirmed and [...]

Many Christians may not know this, but Music Television, a known liberal satanic media outlet, also has an awards ceremony for movies as well. They use it to push the homogay agenda in every way possible, as we can tell by the recent list of nominations for ‘awards’.

As you have no doubt heard, unless you have been living in a cave (Although there is one guy who was living in a cave who knew exactly what was going on) American troops have killed Osama Bin Laden. Who will now take over as the biggest threat to America? Here is a list we, at Christwire.org, have brought you for your consideration.

In England they don’t have a lot of things going on in the news like America does, so they often turn to the tabloid fare in order to keep their knickers wenched during tea time. This week it is the marriage of their future king William to harlot and terrorist sympathizer Kate Middleton.

The not so shocking answer is yes, it is.

Whoredemon filthies! Olvia Munn, who uses devil powers to lurer young boys into sin! Emma Watson, the hairless enticer. The Sally Jessy Flapper herself, Lindsay Lohan! These queens of devilwhore antics are all Hollywood Princesses.  Producers like them because they gyrate their sintreats all around on their sin erected thingies, then [...]

Over a few week period we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read. In our last report we profiled Mel Gibson. This time we profile the greatest American Christian father figure alive… History Harrison Ford was born on July 13, 1942 at [...]

Last week two amazing things happened to forward the mission of the faithful. One, millions of ticketholders did not attend Coachella as planned thanks to a record breaking investigative journalistic effort here on chrisTwire and over 26000 Facebook faithful. Coachella headliner Two, recording artist Cee Lo Green, former African basketball [...]

I really hope the entire Cyrus family reads this – even you mister big britches Billy Ray. That weed monkey of a wife that needs switch or two, the kind you cut off the switch tree, not the husband switch to a bandanna wearing-swagger-stag lead singer of some heavy metal [...]

Over a few week period we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read. In our last report we profiled The savior of Detroit. This time we profile probably the strongest American Christian of all time. History Mel Colm-Cille Gerard Gibson was born [...]

3RVKSY753C6D There used to be a show named The Power Puff Girls.  Blossom was the leader, followed by her sisters Bubbles and Buttercup.  As if on a Kitchen Nightmares episode featuring the culinary skills of Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, wielding Tiger’s Blood, flank steak and the powderings of Rick [...]