The New York Times Offends & Outrages With Its “Hipster” Agenda

The New York Times has once again pushed past the barrier of decent journalism into a world of reckless myth-making with their latest article celebrating... [Read more]

Chinese Astronauts Eat Puppy Dogs in Space

I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. I hope you understand why this is and you should feel the same way too. The Chinese... [Read more]

Shapeshifting Fiend, Lady Gaga, on The Move!

My fellow comrads The shapeshifting fiend, Lady Gaga, has been on the move! A recent video of her at one of her concerts can reveal much of her imperfections... [Read more]

Russians Send Secret Spaceship to Apophis Asteroid

Alert! The cold Russians have beat us again! The cold Russians have beat us again! There are now confirmed reports that the Soviets have developed space... [Read more]

Harry Palmer and the Kiddy Porno of Fornications, Debauchery and Sin

My dear White Christian American friends, I am writing you today with a heavy heart and a disgusted sensibility. I am practically sputtering with range... [Read more]

God Punishes Commie Russian Sinners for Convening in a Sesspool of Sin

Hallelujah, my White Christian American Capitalist friends, Hallelujah! Our beloved Lord has, once again, stepped forward and venged his fury upon the... [Read more]

Soviet Russians – Что скрывают ученые о глобальном потеплении?

В западной прессе и в блогах обсуждают скандал, спровоцированный хакерами. Проблему... [Read more]

Photographic Evidence of the Origins of the Chinasian Race

My friends, I always suspected as much, though in my wildest nightmares I never would have believed to finally be able to prove once and for all how the... [Read more]

Atheist Liberals Need to Stop Mocking Vice-President Cheney

It has come to my attention that some heathen Atheist Liberals find it funny to compare our great, noble Vice President, Dick Cheney, to the comic book... [Read more]

Chinese Diners Eat Live Fried Fish on YouTube

When God created all animals on Earth, he ordered us to treat them and eat them with respect. Now the Godless Chinese are doing just the opposite and forcing... [Read more]

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