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		<title>Proof that Russia is Experimenting with Nuclear Tesla Trooper Death Energy</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/proof-that-russia-is-experimenting-with-nuclear-tesla-trooper-death-energy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Reverend Clyde H. Higgins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you get when you mix cold hearted Soviet science, wreckless Tesla electrical experiments and raw nuclear power? This terrifying video, shot just outside of Moscow! My eldest brother fought and died protecting humanity from the NAZIs. All my life I wish Harry Truman could have had a nuke for every country in Europe, but I would have made a Faustian deal if it meant we could have dropped a dandy right in the heart of Russia! Dear friends, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/starbucks-are-you-drinking-the-gay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It's a dangerous world out there. You don't want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children. ]]></description>
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		<title>Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/scandinavia-home-of-emosexuality-atheism-and-pretentiousness/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/02/scandinavia-home-of-emosexuality-atheism-and-pretentiousness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26585</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they're from some fairytale adventure land. But there's more than meets the eye. Canada's neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada's sins, but ramped it up to eleven. ]]></description>
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		<title>Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/liberal-hypocrisies-within-science-big-bang-theory-disproves-global-warming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26429</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they're the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can't prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that's illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.]]></description>
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		<title>Hipstersexuals: The Obnoxious Ninjas of Terrorism</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/hipstersexuals-the-obnoxious-ninjas-of-terrorism/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/01/hipstersexuals-the-obnoxious-ninjas-of-terrorism/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26411</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.]]></description>
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		<title>Man Marries Dead Girlfriend &#8211; Gay Marriage to Blame</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/man-marries-dead-girlfriend-gay-marriage-to-blame/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2012/01/man-marries-dead-girlfriend-gay-marriage-to-blame/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 19:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tyson Bowers III</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26370</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We all warned you that if The Gays were allowed to marry that all Hell would break lose and people would start to marry random things. Well this past week a man married his dead girlfriend and was deemed legal. We can only imagine it is only a matter of weeks that sick gay NAMBLA members will be walking down the isle with their little boy lovers only to be shortly followed by homosexuals wanting to marry their mini poodles. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A very Russian Christmas: The Emosexual Holiday Carrol!</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2011/12/a-very-russian-christmas-the-emosexual-holiday-carrol/</link>
		<comments>http://christwire.org/2011/12/a-very-russian-christmas-the-emosexual-holiday-carrol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 01:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Julian Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=24768</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The day before Christmas dawned without fanfare or fuss. No trees were gilt gaily, nor stockings trussed - For you see Emosexuals had been given too much of a run, And not unlike Atheists, they abhor having fun. &#8220;&#8216;Christmas values offend us&#8221; they wittered most shrill, Until the halfwitted&#8217;s inboxes their Twitters(TM) had filled. &#8220;We&#8217;ll say Happy Holidays, because Christmas is done!&#8221; But Vladamir Putin was having none! &#8220;Dimitri&#8221; he said, his countenance most grave, &#8220;We&#8217;ve a country full of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>France: A Nation of Pathos and Effeminate Doom</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2011/12/france-a-nation-of-pathos-and-effeminate-doom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 21:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=24822</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You may have seen the liberal elite bragging about their trips to Versy or Parie, or talking about their exotic bagets and crossonts. These are the liberals with PhDs in &#8220;literature&#8221; or electric cars, the liberals who wear wool hats and sip Starbucks while they read Kafka. They will try to talk to you about Salvador Daly or Arrested Development while they flaunt their veganism. These are the American versions of Frenchies, and the real ones are ever more horrifying. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Male Whore, The Homosexual and The Fatty: A Guide to the Evil Sons of the Evil Dictator Jim Kong Ill</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 07:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=24484</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South Korea, founded by Jim Il-Sung, the father of Jim Kong-Ill, is a monarchy. It runs in the Family. Jim Kong-Il had two daughters and three Sons. Obviously one of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Korean Dictator Jim Kong Il, Inspiration for the Occupy Wall Street Movement, Dead at 69</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2011/12/korean-dictator-jim-kong-il-inspiration-for-the-occupy-wall-street-movement-dead-at-69/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephenson Billings</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=22578</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Communist dictator Jim Kong Il, the leader of the Asian nation of Korea, has died at age 69. The longtime despot gained international infamy when President George W. Bush recognized his role in violence and evil around the world, naming him a key figure in the notorious &#8220;Axis of Evil.&#8221; Other members of that select cabal of unholy criminals are now dead, including Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden. Kong&#8217;s reign was one of violence and terror. He stole nuclear [...]]]></description>
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