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		<title>LA County Outlaws Throwing Frisbee on the Beach, You Will Get a $1000 Fine</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bren Langford</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The classic scenes of beach-goers tossing a Frisbee on a lazy day in Malibu and Santa Monica is now done and a thing of the past.  LA County officials have now made it a criminal offense to toss a frisbee or football on any beach. Los Angeles county has pretty much destroyed the fun, freedom and carelessness that goes with a lazy day at the beach. In one fell swoop of some absent minded official, LA County has officially banned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/is-tumblr-stealing-the-souls-of-your-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26777</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child's feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.]]></description>
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		<title>Planned Parenthood Makes Super Creepy Video, Just Take A Look At It</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26746</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the mind of radical liberals, somehow the image you see above is a valid argument as to why it is okay for people to get abortions. The video takes a &#8220;Republican Right&#8221; senator and through a series of &#8216;fun-filled&#8217; cartoons, makes him see the light and agree that it is okay for women to get abortion, even if their husband, bodyfriend, father or for the blacks the baby-daddy tells them &#8216;no&#8217;. If that&#8217;s not bad enough, when people protest the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/starbucks-are-you-drinking-the-gay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It's a dangerous world out there. You don't want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children. ]]></description>
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		<title>NOAH&#8217;S ARC AND UNICORNS, KIDS UNEDUCATED ABOUT SCRIPTURE!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous atheist</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26596</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was outraged to see this joke about unicorns and Noah&#8217;s ark. Noah took two of every animal created by god in the garden of eden 6,000 years ago. Unicorns are abominations and were never created by god, worse still in this they talk which is completely against the will of god, who bestowed mankind with the power to think. No animal can talk especially not ones that don&#8217;t exist, this cartoon shows complete ignorance of the bible by a moronic, muslim, terrorist, cartoonist. Everyone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ellen Degeneres and Michelle Obama Teach America Lesbian Pushup Thrust Maneuvers:  Live Video</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/ellen-degeneres-and-michelle-obama-teach-america-lesbian-pushup-thrust-maneuvers-live-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26634</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Michelle Obama went to visit her friend Ellen Degeneres and Surprise, Surprise!  The topic of homosexually lesbian came up!  Mrs. Obama is on a mission to make gay marriage legal so she decided to have Ellen teach America how to do a lesbian mounted hip thrust maneuver. Since lesbians do not have liferods, these little hormone driven thespians have the improvise and thrust wildly upon each other to reach a Satanic release of unholy seizures.  What is most shocking is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/scandinavia-home-of-emosexuality-atheism-and-pretentiousness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26585</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they're from some fairytale adventure land. But there's more than meets the eye. Canada's neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada's sins, but ramped it up to eleven. ]]></description>
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		<title>Cat People Release Yet Another Dubious Title To Corrupt America</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/cat-people-release-yet-another-dubious-title-to-corrupt-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 04:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26503</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps the only thing worse in society than cat people are cat owners.  What sort of people could put up with an animal that: sheds, has no loyalty, can ruin any piece of furniture with just a misting and can kill unborn children with its litterings.  Oh wait, liberals.  I&#8217;m surprised they don&#8217;t have plasmacytosis orgies to make abortion more prevalent for everyone! But I digress and my middle name is anger today.  Look at this sick new book cat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26429</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they're the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can't prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that's illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.]]></description>
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		<title>Hipstersexuals: The Obnoxious Ninjas of Terrorism</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/hipstersexuals-the-obnoxious-ninjas-of-terrorism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.]]></description>
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