Sarah Palin Was Exploited As A Doll Too

February 18, 2009 3:39 pm2 comments
Sarah Palin Was Exploited As A Doll Too

Last week the liberal media made a big fuss after a company decided to make dolls that were blatantly in the image of Malia and Sasha Obama. Now while I don’t defend or take well to that company’s actions at all, where was all this fuss when Sarah Palin was [...]

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Obama Bin Laden – America’s Greatest Error or Odd New Hope

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Obama Bin Laden – America’s Greatest Error or Odd New Hope

Everyone on the liberal left laughed it up when prophetic conservatives on fine stations such as Fox News, with independent journalists such as the graceful Ann Coulter or Michell Cmalkin as well, questioned the character of Barack Hussein Obama. Could this man be trusted? Could his name more accurately be [...]

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Local Woman Claims to Have 100 Orgasms A Day (video)

February 15, 2009 1:38 am10 comments

A local woman has come forward in the public spotlight and claims to have 100 orgasms a day. Secular scientists are encouraging her claims, making up a condition called ‘Persistent Sexual Arousal Disorder’ to support these very suspicious claims. Having 100 orgasms a day is unnatural. At most a woman’s [...]

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Christian Bale Freak Out Is Clear Evidence of Impiety

February 4, 2009 1:33 am3 comments
Christian Bale Freak Out Is Clear Evidence of Impiety

Hollywood actor Christian Bale was recently again shown to be infected with the spirit of vulgar impiety, this time as he went on a potty-word ridden tirade against an innocent extra in a movie. Last year Bale also faced accusations of physically abusing his female family members. These things are [...]

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Pastor Fred Phelps of Westboro Reveals Truth About Comedic Trickster Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert

January 29, 2009 8:10 am9 comments
Pastor Fred Phelps of Westboro Reveals Truth About Comedic Trickster Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert

After last week’s University Ministries night, several students from one of the local colleges came up to me for a conversation. They wanted to know the danger, if any, was posed by a new breed of journalism –sarcastic liberal media– as it appealed to the collegiate masses with humor, vivid [...]

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MORAL ALERT – New Sneeze Pornography Attempting To Corrupt Men

January 27, 2009 2:49 pm3 comments

Good friends, as we endure the dark reign of Comrade B. Hussein Obama, we knew all sorts of new evils would be borne unto our world. Every day upon looking at the noble and pious website DrudgeReport, the birth of new evils is always confirmed. Just today Barack Obama’s close [...]

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Top 7 Hipster Songs Your Teen Will Love

January 26, 2009 10:10 am29 comments
Top 7 Hipster Songs Your Teen Will Love

After a very encouraging morning service yesterday, I decided to stop by the local grocer to grab a few pints of praline ice cream for the family to enjoy. Exiting my car, my mind, body and spirit was suddenly shaken with the most forsaken sounds on the planet. As if [...]

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Landover Baptist Church Backslides, Endorses Barack HUSSEIN Obama

7:40 am12 comments
The pagan Hat of Aretha, as worn by a rightfully afflicted Dick Cheney

photo credit: jurvetson B. Hussein Obama infecting masses with liberalism. The world grew a little bit darker today as none other than one of the old strongholds of piety, the good men and stay at home moms of Landover Baptist Church, were officially infected with the Liberal Agenda and quite [...]

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Heathen ShoutWire Liberals Detest Reaganomics

January 23, 2009 12:39 am30 comments
Heathen ShoutWire Liberals Detest Reaganomics

In a very typical example of how the immorality of liberalism cannot abide in the same mind as sound logic, we were tipped to more ridiculous antics being spread by the liberal cabal of the very dangerously left wing web site ShoutWire.com, a place the encourages things like atheism, unbridled [...]

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Krispy Kreme Abortion Donuts on Inauguration Day

January 17, 2009 11:00 am1 comment
Krispy Kreme Abortion Donuts on Inauguration Day

Chaos and Armageddon in America only days before Obama takes office, and now even once quality businesses are losing any semblance of morality. It’s with a troubled heart that I came upon this press release from none other than Krispy Kreme donuts: “Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring [...]

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Today Show Refuses To Interview Beautiful Ann Coulter, ‘Banned for Life’ from NBC

January 6, 2009 4:08 am3 comments
Today Show Refuses To Interview Beautiful Ann Coulter, ‘Banned for Life’ from NBC

Today Show executives scared by Ann’s gentle yet striking beauty and peaceful word of truth. Today heaven’s gentle gift to the media world, Ann Coulter, was viciously told she was banned from life from NBC and specifically, the Today Show. Coulter found out about this painful news before she was [...]

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If You Use Celcius Over Fahrenheit, You’re a No Good Communist

January 3, 2009 4:10 am6 comments
Commies Are Not Cool

Of late I’ve noticed a disturbing new trend among a certain segment of our society, specifically a group of people who look down on things that are traditionally intertwined with American culture. I’m sure many of you have come across this as well. Last year you may recall the war [...]

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