Tokyo, Japan – In efforts to weaken America’s Dream Team scheduled to dominate the Summer 2012 London Olympics basketball, Japan has once again used their scientific abilities for cheating and perversion. Japanese scientists have created salty watermelon pepsi.  It is said to harness ’the full salt flavor of the perfectly crisped skin of properly seasoned chicken’ and the ‘juicy bite of a fresh watermelon’.  Then, [...]

Back when I was a young boy, my father would reminisce to me about the 50’s. One quote in particular stuck out in my mind from that time on. “I remember when men were men, women were housewives and gays didn’t exist.” This mentality has been a guiding light in [...]

I recently published an essay concerning mismanagement and corruption in Hollywood. I pointed out how nefarious elements are abusing the public trust to promote radical liberalism and creative sensibilities that are inconsistent with American patriotism. The reaction from California was swift and merciless. Within a day, our publisher received notice of a lawsuit from Paramount Pictures and its CEO Brad Grey.

While we moral Christians are off at Church, at work, at school or on Christwire, there is a dirty subculture lurking on the internet. We all know of the threats of Tumblr, Reddit, Facebook and Myspace on our youth, but there is something even more sinister than the threats of [...]

Unbeknownst to many, the word holiday itself is a product of Christian culture.  “Holy Days”, or holydays, are special days of the Judeo-Christian Julian calendar meant to denote special ceremony or tradition that are dear to humanity.  Through the times of old, these traditions have been unchallenged and enjoyed by [...]

The dynamic duo of homosexuality have struck a crushing blow against our very own National Organization for Marriage. Joe My God, the greatest literary bottom bard of the homogay movement, and Aaron Heier, the relic ‘cutesy muscle-daddy’ talk-show genre host that makes gay men stamp their claws and arch their [...]

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]

I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus lately because of my Santorum campaigning and the obnoxiously cold February weather. The homosexual love of Valentine’s Day as well posed a threat to my health and well-being, so I haven’t been as up to date as some of my fellow writers [...]

GUILTY!   After having to sit through hours of Celine Dion whining about ancient, rich old people who shoved 99%-calbire paupers into the steamer gallery for the sake of a date, many Americans are shocked to learn today it was not pilot error that sank the Titanic. It was the moon. [...]

This is why Sandra Fluke, Obamacare proponents and welfare addicts get to keep their mouths shut and accept responsibility when our economy completely crashes! This is what having a socialist president in office does to the mind of the people! Obama is having secret meetings with blacks and telling them [...]

If you give foreigners an inch, they will take a mile.  Today we see how true this statement is as the Navajo Indians are taking on the good American company Urban Outfitters. In trial news you can read here, the Navajo Tribe Nation is upset with a new line of [...]

In a world full of angry liberals, flashy homosexuals and jolly fat men obsessed with technicolor ponies, it’s no surprise that many of our more misguided youth are engaging in unGodly intimate procedures. However, it hasn’t been this bleak in American schools since the 80s. The sinning is getting even stranger and much more macabre.

The classic scenes of beach-goers tossing a Frisbee on a lazy day in Malibu and Santa Monica is now done and a thing of the past.  LA County officials have now made it a criminal offense to toss a frisbee or football on any beach. Los Angeles county has pretty [...]

Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.