First it was Britney Spears who frolicked about Los Angeles busy as ever, with her best Lex Luthor haircut. Then Emma Watson cut her hair short and decided to shine off her beaver cleaver, confusing all ages of men in the process. Now we see the onus of racy responsibility [...]
Denver, Colorado – Only weeks after the powerful Reddit /r/trees political lobby flexed its muscle and forced...
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The Stalking Cat Man, born Dennis Avner, has passed away in his Tonopah, Nevada, home. He was only 54-years-old. Going by his Native American animal spirit name ‘Stalking Cat Man’ after his career in the Navy, Avner received rewards and accolades for having the most extensive body modifications. Avner’s [...]Read more ›
Denver, CO – President Barack Hussein Obama, now going by the street name of President Obongo, bribed the entire young vote of Colorado with promises of legalized marijuana if they voted him president. The people of Colorado responded and Obama kept his promise. Colorado has become the first state to [...]Read more ›
The CEO of the Jim Hensen company Lisa Henson severed all ties to the funamental Christian company known as Chic-fil-A and stated “we are big supporters of the gays getting married” she then went on to explain that as a supporter of equal rights, all women in the Jim Hensen [...]Read more ›
During the last week Americans proved that a restaurant’s stance on gay marriage is a crucial aspect of the dining experience. While the Food Network rushes to deliver contrasting shows like Queer Plate for the Gay Date and Non-Gay Texas Steak this upcoming fall, to trap both demographics, some restaurants [...]Read more ›
Let’s keep it really simple here, folks. John Holmes is a sadistic killer who plotted a horrific tragedy that has touched far too many innocent lives. Every day in this country we proudly label a black man slinging crack or shooting someone an instant thug or killer. Even if he [...]Read more ›
Mother tells me that football has been a part of America since its beginning. In our hubble beginnings, we used football to communicate with American savage Indians and civilize them. When the euro tyranny of Great Britain was brought down on us we used football as a tool to fight [...]Read more ›
Disney studios, having worked with many people in the past who were openly homosexual admits that they are a “gay friendly” company. This is a good step towards the new generation to not tolerate, but accept people for who they are. Isn’t that what being Christian is all about? Serving [...]Read more ›
Eyes sooted black by the sulfury hands of Satan himself, Black Veil Bride members Andy “666″ Biersack, Ashley Prettyboy, Jake Hellpit and a native American member named “Puts Christians in a Coma” take a rare photograph. Notice how the band’s founder Andy Biersack “second from left” does not give off [...]Read more ›
In Obama’s America, the incidence of secret self-touching under office desks has seen a sharp 67% rise. Gone are the days when men would wait patiently to get home to partake in marital privilege. Have you ever caught your co-worker giving themselves an awkward handshake of pleasure and not understood [...]Read more ›
Rapper Chris Rock expresses jealousy and tries to ruin White People’s Day. White People’s Day is the day when the lesser countries celebrate when the white people in America declared freedom for all of humanity. We brought over visitors from Africa and let them help build this country in exhange [...]Read more ›
Mike Watson may be contacted at The Holymailbox or his facebook for questions and addendums regarding this shocking story. Eyes perpetually glossed with the most addictive marijuana residues and spirits all but defunct, the mouths of naive Electronic Daisy raver chicks chirp open in sexual glee as they wait to [...]Read more ›