Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle?

April 5, 2012 3:01 am141 comments
Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle?

A new audience for animation has arisen. As we can see in cases like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Phineas and Ferb, Japanese anime and mangay, South Park and Family Guy, children’s shows are being viewed primarily by a frightening new audience. Typically, lazy oafs in their twenties make [...]

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Transgender Canada Woman Jenna Talackova Tricks Donald Trump, Men in Miss Universe Transexual Bid (Picture Evidence)

April 4, 2012 3:37 am14 comments
Transgender Canada Woman Jenna Talackova Tricks Donald Trump, Men in Miss Universe Transexual Bid (Picture Evidence)

I never knew there were a group of people who could confuse me more than the emosexuals, until I fell into a new snare trap sprang by a faction of people known as transexuals! Jenna Talackova, who was going to win Miss Universe until it was revealed she tricked Donald [...]

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Why Fan Fiction is Possibly The Most Lethal Threat To Your Heterosexuality

1:59 am115 comments
Why Fan Fiction is Possibly The Most Lethal Threat To Your Heterosexuality

While we moral Christians are off at Church, at work, at school or on Christwire, there is a dirty subculture lurking on the internet. We all know of the threats of Tumblr, Reddit, Facebook and Myspace on our youth, but there is something even more sinister than the threats of [...]

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Are There Too Many Jews in Hollywood?

April 1, 2012 2:24 am19 comments
Are There Too Many Jews in Hollywood?

We have a Jewish problem in our cultural scene. We no longer live in an epoch where our military superiority can define the global debate. Our planet has become far more complex and interconnected. We speak not to leaders, but through the internet, directly to the citizens of the troubled nations of the world. America’s most profound invention has been its media, which tells the story not just of democracy and capitalism, but also of liberty and morality. Our greatest export has become our greatest weapon against socialism, paganism and perversion.

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Will Michael Bay Make My Kid Gay?

March 26, 2012 3:43 pm51 comments
Will Michael Bay Make My Kid Gay?

Michael “Gay” Bay has decided to inject his brand of gay homosexual pornographic magic and cater to the homo’s warped agenda with his recent decision to remake the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, re-titling it simply “Ninja Turtles” — a move undoubtedly intended to convey the metaphor of the Turtle’s new alien origin being similar to being a homosexual.

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LDS Jon McNaughton Literally Endorses Santorum with New Obama Portrait

March 22, 2012 12:25 am4 comments
LDS Jon McNaughton Literally Endorses Santorum with New Obama Portrait

Jon McNaughton has released a new painting, “One Nation Under Socialism”. In a thinly veiled, literal portrait a scowling President Obama ignites The Constitution of the United States with the mere touch of his finger. World famous artiste Jon McNaughton warns the Christian faithful of the Mormon intent to turn [...]

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The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom

March 21, 2012 12:02 pm202 comments
The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

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Who Is Michonne And Why Is She The Greatest Threat to My Daughter’s Soul? (Walking Dead Season 2 Finale Online Now)

March 20, 2012 1:25 am39 comments
Who Is Michonne And Why Is She The Greatest Threat to My Daughter’s Soul?  (Walking Dead Season 2 Finale Online Now)

Dressed in a forboding Gothic cloak, the innate whoreness of Michonne is revealed by her chained slave fetish and insisteance on wearing all black prostitute’s clothing. Michonne is a lesbian zombie dominatrix prostitute who believes in slavery.  She is also the new heroine on the dismal children’s television show, the [...]

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What is One Direction, And Why Does It Make God Mad?

March 13, 2012 4:21 am41 comments
What is One Direction, And Why Does It Make God Mad?

In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]

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Is My Favorite Politician a Latent Homosexual Or Is He Just Really Charming?

March 12, 2012 3:46 pm9 comments
Is My Favorite Politician a Latent Homosexual Or Is He Just Really Charming?

I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus lately because of my Santorum campaigning and the obnoxiously cold February weather. The homosexual love of Valentine’s Day as well posed a threat to my health and well-being, so I haven’t been as up to date as some of my fellow writers [...]

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News Mogul and ChristWire Hero Andrew Breitbart Has Died in Los Angeles, Dead at Age 43

March 1, 2012 3:00 pmComments Off
News Mogul and ChristWire Hero Andrew Breitbart Has Died in Los Angeles, Dead at Age 43

With great grief and sadness we announce the passing of Andrew Breitbart.  A longtime hero of hardhitting news, Andrew Breitbart’s website Breitbart.com was a major news aggregator and source of breaking news video.   His website BigGovernment.com exposed the Weinergate scandal and held Anthony Weiner accountable for his lewd acts, but [...]

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Groovy Movie: White Americans Invent the “Jitterbug” Dance Style

February 29, 2012 3:04 am3 comments

If you were to listen to Europeans, Americans are culture-less people who have not invented anything worthwhile.   The Europeans think their little waltz and ballerina curtsy dances are the most relevant thing these days, but that’s not the case. Modern dance styles are the product of white America, as the [...]

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JK Rowling New Book ‘The Little Brown’ In Stores Soon, To Read Like ‘The Bible But for Atheists’

February 24, 2012 2:38 am207 comments
JK Rowling New Book ‘The Little Brown’ In Stores Soon, To Read Like ‘The Bible But for Atheists’

If your idea for a great chummy bedtime story is occult sex magic, blood orgies and homosexually fueled typhoons of shameful sodomy, look no further than JK Rowling’s new ‘adult book’ named The Little Brown. JRK Rowling, renown cult atheist and author of explicit children’s book series The Lord of [...]

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I Know How That Woman Three Cubicles Over Got Her “Promotion”

February 20, 2012 1:06 am22 comments
I Know How That Woman Three Cubicles Over Got Her “Promotion”

Hello, good friends. Joe P. Reagan here and there is one question on my mind today: do you know how that new woman three cubicles down from you already got her promotion? It’s a story that’s becoming all too common in this modern era: the tale of quick female promotion. [...]

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Is My Child Engaging In Oral Sodomy?

February 15, 2012 2:06 pm82 comments
Is My Child Engaging In Oral Sodomy?

In a world full of angry liberals, flashy homosexuals and jolly fat men obsessed with technicolor ponies, it’s no surprise that many of our more misguided youth are engaging in unGodly intimate procedures. However, it hasn’t been this bleak in American schools since the 80s. The sinning is getting even stranger and much more macabre.

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