When President Barack Hussein O’Spendhappy was giving his State of the Union address tonight, he forget a few people on whom we should be blaming all our problems.  Sure, there’s Obama Momma Shaniquahs of America ruining our economy with all her Obamacare babies and socialist democrats who enable the entitlement [...]

It can be hard to determine whether somebody is trustworthy upon first meeting them. It can be especially hard if the person seems decidedly un-Christian. I, for one, have been deceased many times by heathens in disguise. But fortunately for us, there are five subtle signs that somebody is not [...]

The other day at Church, my Beloved Comrade In Christ, Paul, approached me with a vile dilemma that was plaguing his life, and he asked me for advice. He said, “My Dear Partner, Christopher, whom I hold so close to my Heart, there is a terrible sinister presence of satan [...]

After a report in which I challenged poorly constructed domestic violence laws that are seeing too many men being put in jail for running a tight ship, I’ve received thousands of angry letters and event threats from pro-feminist litigators who threatened violence on me if I did not recant my [...]

This is from our successful protest today. Please feel free to add your own to my list.

Hello, good readers, Joe Reagan here. Instead of talking about overarching societal issues today, we’re going to talk about something far more general and important. Women. This discussion will especially hold valuable and true to you young bachelors out there, eagerly awaiting the upcoming year at your respective work and/or [...]

 Today’s lesson is for the young women of America, especially those who will be voting for the first time in 2012. You have a vital decision to make in your life, like once had our subject to the left.  You must decide if you will align with the Moral Right [...]

In 1920, jewish psychiatrist Sigmund Fraud invented the IQ test to please doctors and professors by giving them superiority complexes by telling them that their children are awesome, incredible people because they can solve puzzles. Little did the man know how perverse the IQ system would become. In the IQ [...]

1. Living arrangements are hard Living with a woman is harder than chopping wood with a stick of coal during a blizzard in the middle of the atlantic ocean. Every little freedom you once took for granted as a single man goes out the window and all of a sudden [...]

If you are a Moral and ambitious youngster you prombably want to go to college. But what colleges are safe for a Good Christian Boy where he can fluorish in the presence of Christ? Harvard Harvard is best known for being the university of Barrack Hussein Obama and Mike Zuckerberg [...]

Juggalos are basically like ravers but with a worse attitude and exchanging taut-bodied, drug-induced flesh grinding sessions for slothful, fat shirt raisings to show off a trailer-trash body.  That is to say, juggalos are the fat, unathletic version of ravers. Initially spearheaded by a group of singing delinquents who masqueraded [...]

Reason 1. Only one man who has ever lived has been bad enough to be called “The Man In Black” and it wasn’t Chuck Norris Reason 2. Johnny didn’t have to fight to be a bad ass. He just had to pick up a beer bottle and a guitar. Reason [...]

Finally, a topic relevant to us all. There isn’t a reader out there who won’t go through a bad relationship in their lives, if they haven’t already been down that road. While it’s true not all of us know what it feels like to come home early from work to [...]

1. Your beer is not better than ours I hate to be the one to break this to the Germans, but Colorado has better beer. Here is a link to a list of Colorado breweries. There should be no more argument on this subject. If so, the rules state there [...]

They do not go on the interwebz If you meet a girl anywhere in the tubes of the interwebz, she is either: a) a gay trucker b) a scheming Nigerian c) me having a joke, or d) a FBI agent trying to get pics of your junk so he can [...]