Spare The Rod, Spoil The Child: 5 Reasons To Spank Your Children

September 21, 2012 12:33 am38 comments
Spare The Rod, Spoil The Child: 5 Reasons To Spank Your Children

By Mark E. Figs (Mark is an award-winning birdwatcher and collector of vintage thimbles.) — Nowadays, there are a lot of snot nosed brats who exhibit rather vicious qualities. A trip to the local grocer may result in seeing a flock of effeminate sissy boys and butchdyke girls, running amok; [...]

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Jersey Shore Cancelled, Teen STD Rates Drop 39%

August 30, 2012 4:32 pm6 comments
Jersey Shore Cancelled, Teen STD Rates Drop 39%

Jersey Shore Cancelled, top ten things to expect to improve in America.

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chrisTwire the Musical: Sneak Preview

August 14, 2012 10:36 pm9 comments
chrisTwire the Musical: Sneak Preview

(chrisTwire)— Many of you have noticed that several of us regulars have been absent. Between summer speaking engagements and the Olympics we have been very busy. But now that summer is winding down and our American athletes have dominated all the Asians, communists, and socialists in the London games proving [...]

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Disney contepmlates making a movie with Gay characters, next step towards acceptance.

July 13, 2012 12:37 am79 comments

Disney studios, having worked with many people in the past who were openly homosexual admits that they are a “gay friendly” company. This is a good step towards the new generation to not tolerate, but accept people for who they are. Isn’t that what being Christian is all about? Serving [...]

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Target Stores are Homosexualizing our Precious Youth

June 26, 2012 8:41 am78 comments
Target Stores are Homosexualizing our Precious Youth

It is no longer safe to bring children to Target Stores. They have given in to the homogay devil with their decision to sell pro-gay marriage sodomy shirts.

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Mass. Town Bans Swearing in Public.

June 14, 2012 1:50 pm51 comments
Mass. Town Bans Swearing in Public.

it indeed becomes a heartfelt joy to discover that there is a town that would pass such an ordinance in the age of emosexuality, Emenem, Madonna, and her Beasteality Boys.

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Exposed: Satanic Black Necrometal Posing A Grave Danger To Our Children

June 9, 2012 11:09 am162 comments
Exposed: Satanic Black Necrometal Posing A Grave Danger To Our Children

For four days in May, over Memorial Day weekend, hordes of Devil worshiping, drug crazed evildoers descended upon the unsuspecting city of Baltimore to participate in a bacchanalia of promiscuous sex, drugs, Satanic music, vandalism, arson, and enough horrid perversions in the eyes of the Lord to fill a entire library full of St. Peter’s books. This celebration of death and all that is evil made no bones about it’s purpose, titling itself “Maryland DEATHFEST”!

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RetroBlasting: Enabling the Manboyification of America

June 5, 2012 4:23 pm44 comments
RetroBlasting: Enabling the Manboyification of America

There are plenty of websites on the internets where these manboys can get their fix but I was particularly disturbed by one that I saw on Jimmy’s facebook page. Since jimmy lives with me I like to keep an eye on his internet activities to make sure he is not on drugs or a wiccan, or even worse. This new page on his facebook feed was called RetroBlasting. Since it sounded like some kind of gay sex act, I decided to look further into it. I found a link to a youtube page. The fist video that I discovered did not sound so bad.

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PBS, Your Tax Dollars, and the Satanic/Homosexual/Atheist Propaganda Machine

June 4, 2012 6:26 pm5 comments

There is a government-funded Satanic-Homosexual propaganda program aimed squarely at America’s impressionable toddlers and preschoolers! This program is Super Why!, and it is broadcast 5 days a week across the country. At first glance, it seems like an ordinary educational program. The premise is benign: four good friends solve problems while at the same time introducing children to reading. Almost from the opening scene, though, there are layers upon layers of Homosexual and Satanic propaganda.

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Is My Husband Cheating on Me by Violating Fresh Produce?

June 1, 2012 3:13 pm33 comments
Is My Husband Cheating on Me by Violating Fresh Produce?

Then I switched to the living room camera and was shocked to see my husband sitting on the sofa fornicating with fresh produce. My friend saw this leaving me terribly embarrassed and very angry.

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Lessons Learned from a Marriage: The Story of Bruce and Claire

May 20, 2012 8:54 am451 comments
Lessons Learned from a Marriage:  The Story of Bruce and Claire

Most of you remember that on May 20th last year, Claire and I were married.  Some people, like L.N., will shout “You’ve never even met”. Nothing could be further from the truth though.  L.N. is jealous that Claire chose me over him, and Claire is trying to put our marriage [...]

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