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		<title>Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/is-tumblr-stealing-the-souls-of-your-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child's feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.]]></description>
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		<title>Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/starbucks-are-you-drinking-the-gay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26693</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It's a dangerous world out there. You don't want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children. ]]></description>
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		<title>A Warning To All Good White Christian Men</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/a-warning-to-all-good-white-christian-men/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart Piedmont Keyes</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26646</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We live in a humble abode, sleep in separate bedrooms and only lie down with one another for the purpose of procreation, as the good Lord instructs. But I recently discovered something my wife has been hiding from me since the day we met at the A&#38;W almost 40 years ago...]]></description>
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		<title>NOAH&#8217;S ARC AND UNICORNS, KIDS UNEDUCATED ABOUT SCRIPTURE!</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/noahs-arc-and-unicorns-kids-uneducated-about-scripture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous atheist</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26596</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was outraged to see this joke about unicorns and Noah&#8217;s ark. Noah took two of every animal created by god in the garden of eden 6,000 years ago. Unicorns are abominations and were never created by god, worse still in this they talk which is completely against the will of god, who bestowed mankind with the power to think. No animal can talk especially not ones that don&#8217;t exist, this cartoon shows complete ignorance of the bible by a moronic, muslim, terrorist, cartoonist. Everyone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/02/scandinavia-home-of-emosexuality-atheism-and-pretentiousness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26585</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they're from some fairytale adventure land. But there's more than meets the eye. Canada's neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada's sins, but ramped it up to eleven. ]]></description>
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		<title>Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/liberal-hypocrisies-within-science-big-bang-theory-disproves-global-warming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26429</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they're the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can't prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that's illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.]]></description>
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		<title>Hipstersexuals: The Obnoxious Ninjas of Terrorism</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/hipstersexuals-the-obnoxious-ninjas-of-terrorism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=26411</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.]]></description>
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		<title>5 Subtle Signs That Someone Has Un-Christian Tendencies</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/5-subtle-signs-that-someone-has-un-christian-tendencies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://christwire.org/?p=25976</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It can be hard to determine whether somebody is trustworthy upon first meeting them. It can be especially hard if the person seems decidedly un-Christian. I, for one, have been deceased many times by heathens in disguise. But fortunately for us, there are five subtle signs that somebody is not to be relied on and only wants to implement sin in your life. 1. Voice The other day, for research purposes, I decided to watch an episode of the uber-liberal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How The Muppets Stole Heterosexuality and Morality From America</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2012/01/how-the-muppets-stole-heterosexuality-and-morality-from-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 07:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are many pop culture phenomena that have contributed to the downfall of Heterosexual Morality in America, but one of the first signs of a decaying youth began with one show depicting a thinly-veiled portrayal of the black market party scene in the homosexual crowd. This show was The Muppets, a propaganda series devoted to converting young children to sodomy. They have recently encountered a revival with a movie released by Disney in order to pander to a new demographic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dirty Liberals on Google Insult Rick Santorum&#8217;s Honorable Name</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Christenson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I imagine the ideal American future, an image pops up in my mind, the image of the smiling face of Rick Santorum. With his qualifications, knowledge, and Morals, he will easily lead America to Victory if he succeeds in this election. However, like any brilliant man, there are challenges he must succeed in to win over America. I do not support any of these challenges because he is too good for them, but the liberal media puts them into [...]]]></description>
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