“I was standing next to a woman who had a Ron Paul 2012 shirt on when I overheard her talking strategy. I told her that she didn’t deserve to be a delegate because Dr. Paul had lost the primary votes. She turned to me and said, ‘It’s not about the votes, cunt! It’s about the delegates!’ She then glanced at my posterior and said, ‘Although I wouldn’t mind Dele-getting a piece of that ASS!’ I was appalled! How dare these sexual degenerates try to infiltrate our righteous party in the name of free markets and free love!”

Bonnaroo 2012 is 100 times worse than Coachella 2012. Journalist FDB investigates.

Back when I was a young boy, my father would reminisce to me about the 50’s. One quote in particular stuck out in my mind from that time on. “I remember when men were men, women were housewives and gays didn’t exist.” This mentality has been a guiding light in [...]

A new audience for animation has arisen. As we can see in cases like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Phineas and Ferb, Japanese anime and mangay, South Park and Family Guy, children’s shows are being viewed primarily by a frightening new audience. Typically, lazy oafs in their twenties make [...]

While we moral Christians are off at Church, at work, at school or on Christwire, there is a dirty subculture lurking on the internet. We all know of the threats of Tumblr, Reddit, Facebook and Myspace on our youth, but there is something even more sinister than the threats of [...]

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]

I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus lately because of my Santorum campaigning and the obnoxiously cold February weather. The homosexual love of Valentine’s Day as well posed a threat to my health and well-being, so I haven’t been as up to date as some of my fellow writers [...]

The pale scent of sanitized vomit, sex and beer could be detected in the upholstery of the limousine. Bridget Lynn, my sister, had chartered the car and driver for my “Menopause Party” so we could stop and receive “blessings of Gaia” from each of the four main spiritual vortexes around [...]

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]

I put this warring up to help other good Christian parents protect their children. For a while now I have been concerned about our daughter. She has been dressing wrongly, taking an interest in unchristian politics and listening to the devils music.   About a year ago we moved to [...]

Nestled in the lush, ostentatious hills of Malibu, California, Pepperdine University has long been a fortress of academic conservatism. Its Christian principles stand in righteous contrast to the jet set Hollywood types who call the nearby beaches their playground. Indeed, one can spy the luxury sex palace of 70s musical icon Cher from Pepperdine’s mountainside perch. Billionaire homosexual David Geffen’s waterfront mansion, with its revolving door of South American male models, is frustratingly close.

In a world full of angry liberals, flashy homosexuals and jolly fat men obsessed with technicolor ponies, it’s no surprise that many of our more misguided youth are engaging in unGodly intimate procedures. However, it hasn’t been this bleak in American schools since the 80s. The sinning is getting even stranger and much more macabre.

Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.

A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It’s a dangerous world out there. You don’t want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children.