The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom

March 21, 2012 12:02 pm202 comments
The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

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Legos: How One Vulgar, Ambidextrous Toy Opened the Door for Gay “Marriage” in Denmark

March 17, 2012 1:29 pm78 comments
Legos: How One Vulgar, Ambidextrous Toy Opened the Door for Gay “Marriage” in Denmark

The Kingdom of Denmark is set to legalize homosexual “marriage” later this month in a move that has been widely condemned as yet another step towards the dustbin of history for the once great nation. Theologians and educators have long criticized the country’s rejection of compassionate morality in favor of radical social engineering. Indeed, Danish cultural history is rife with the blind arrogance, sexual promiscuity and political anarchism of its spiritually primitive population.

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Are Barack Obama and David Cameron Hiding a Secretly Gay Hotdog Kiss Affair?

March 16, 2012 3:21 am8 comments
Are Barack Obama and David Cameron Hiding a Secretly Gay Hotdog Kiss Affair?

First it was this. If you click that image above, you will see my brilliant report which broke the news of Obama’s homosexuality.  Over 18 million people learned the truth from viewing my article.  My research also revealed that this was no new thing for Obama. I had done research [...]

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Soviet Judge Bans Homosexuals From 2014 Olympics. Is it Enough to Stop the Arctic Meltdown?

March 15, 2012 10:20 pm17 comments
Soviet Judge Bans Homosexuals From 2014 Olympics. Is it Enough to Stop the Arctic Meltdown?

Judge condemns homosexuals and notes, “[The radical homosexual] movement leads to propaganda of non-traditional sexual orientation which can undermine the security of the Russian society and the state, provoke social-religious hatred, which is the feature of the extremist character of the activity…. [It] contradicts with the basics of public morality because they are directed towards the increase of the number of citizens of sexual minorities which breaches the understanding of good and evil, good and bad, vice and virtue.”

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What is One Direction, And Why Does It Make God Mad?

March 13, 2012 4:21 am41 comments
What is One Direction, And Why Does It Make God Mad?

In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]

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Is My Favorite Politician a Latent Homosexual Or Is He Just Really Charming?

March 12, 2012 3:46 pm9 comments
Is My Favorite Politician a Latent Homosexual Or Is He Just Really Charming?

I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus lately because of my Santorum campaigning and the obnoxiously cold February weather. The homosexual love of Valentine’s Day as well posed a threat to my health and well-being, so I haven’t been as up to date as some of my fellow writers [...]

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George Clooney and Brad Pitt Team Up for Prop 8 Play, Announce Themselves as New “Homosexual Power Bottom” Couple

March 4, 2012 3:46 am12 comments
George Clooney and Brad Pitt Team Up for Prop 8 Play, Announce Themselves as New “Homosexual Power Bottom” Couple

George Clooney and Brad Pitt admit homosexuality, will be acting in a Prop 8 play. Tonight we should all mourn for Angelina Jolie.  The beautiful actress has done good in her adult life:  she’s given up vampirism, given charity to countless countries and adopted children from all nationalities.  She is [...]

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Kirk Cameron Informs Piers Morgan Homosexuality is Unnatural, GLAAD Gets Collective Leather Silk Panties in a Bunch

March 3, 2012 10:01 pm44 comments

If being gay is natural, why is it impossible for a man to sindock another man in the backside and create a baby?  If being lesbian is normal, why cannot two lesbian leg slapping their sassy sally jessies create a bundle of joy!  It is because God has seperated the power [...]

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How Does the Homosexual Find a Mate?

February 29, 2012 10:58 pm463 comments
How Does the Homosexual Find a Mate?

With the passage of sodomy-based marriage laws in states like Maryland and Washington, the gay lifestyle is once again front-page news. Often the liberal media promotes this tiny percentage of the population with inspirational personal stories and photos of smiling, well-dressed couples. We are told that these activists are compassionate and moral, decent and maybe even a little bit traditional. Yet are we really seeing the full picture here?

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Food: Pathway to the Soul?

February 27, 2012 3:06 pm35 comments
Food: Pathway to the Soul?

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]

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Obama Smiles As Chinese Woman Gropes His Butt (Photo Evidence)

February 20, 2012 7:54 am23 comments
Obama Smiles As Chinese Woman Gropes His Butt (Photo Evidence)

Well, well, well. Colored me surprised. Obama the ‘gay rights’ president is letting a Chinese women feel up his backside. No warning! Look at how Obama squenches his neck and grin like watermelon happiness. He is really enjoying this Sadako hand maiden giving his backside a tossle!  I warned everyone [...]

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Massachusetts Suffers God’s Vengeance! Hundreds of Kamikaze Dolphins Beach Themselves on Cape Cod… Washington Residents Fear they’re Next!

February 18, 2012 8:34 pm44 comments
Massachusetts Suffers God’s Vengeance! Hundreds of Kamikaze Dolphins Beach Themselves on Cape Cod… Washington Residents Fear they’re Next!

Angry over the dark path His Christian Nation has taken our Lord & Savior, Jesus Chris† dispatched hundreds of common dolphins to Cape Cod with orders to kill themselves on the beaches of this Massachusetts landmark.

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Angry Hand of God Strikes Washington State with Fire, Gay Marriage to Blame

February 16, 2012 3:04 pm21 comments
Angry Hand of God Strikes Washington State with Fire, Gay Marriage to Blame

Tremble and howl with despair, Washingtonians.  For you have invoked the wrath of God! Look at your prize city of Seattle burn to the ground.  NASA scientists are terrified and shocked, for God has ripped through space-time itself to bring a torcherous wrath upon you and your children! You try [...]

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Is My Child Engaging In Oral Sodomy?

February 15, 2012 2:06 pm82 comments
Is My Child Engaging In Oral Sodomy?

In a world full of angry liberals, flashy homosexuals and jolly fat men obsessed with technicolor ponies, it’s no surprise that many of our more misguided youth are engaging in unGodly intimate procedures. However, it hasn’t been this bleak in American schools since the 80s. The sinning is getting even stranger and much more macabre.

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Choosing Homosexuality: The Neo-Con Christian Fallacy

1:32 pm38 comments
Choosing Homosexuality: The Neo-Con Christian Fallacy

One of the most common justifications that Christians employ for the persecution of homosexuals is that homosexuality is a choice. “By actively choosing it,” they say, “they have condemned their souls to Hell.” Well, I’m a Christian, and who knows what happens to your soul if you’re gay? I sure [...]

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